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And now I'm sure texags is humping it after he just struck out Belt

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2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Umps doing Houston a favor.

lol 

Wow that was quite an interesting inning.

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Astros win!  Keep winning series.

Raley is a dumb aggy what do you expect

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Raley is a dumb aggy what do you expect

Having learned that qualifier, I'm surprised 1) he misunderstood a hand signal as Dusty was dressed in a ll white and 2) it turned out so well.

8 hours ago, Scraps said:

Raley is a dumb aggy what do you expect

Maybe make him manager.  He kept James out of the game and we won.  That qualifies as upper Mgmt on this team

Yordan not expected to hit today during the cc inter squad game

Yordan not expected to hit today during the cc inter squad game
Must be on his way back to Houston.

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Just now, Gourmand said:

Must be on his way back to Houston.

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He ain't yet cause his woman and daughter are chillin at the pool in Corpus

By this time of the year, I would have went to at least 8 or 10 hooks games. Great freaking field 

fuck covid 

45 min ago his gal posted "on the road again" on insta....it is happening

 
Fuck every goddamn player talking shit right now when they know they can't get any blowback.

Cowards masquerading as false heroes.

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Especially Joe Kelly who was on a fucking team that was doing the same thing.  He can get fucked in an earhole.  There's nothing worse than a self-righteous hypocrite.

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In a corresponding move, the Astros optioned Cy Sneed back to Corpus to make room on the active roster for the visiting Seattle Mariners.

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A Yordan for Sneed trade makes for a nice start to the weekend.

He will be leading the team in homers by end of next weekend

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

He will be leading the team in homers by end of next weekend

We’re playing the mariners... if by “end of next weekend” you mean “end of tomorrow”, then sure

 

 

17 minutes ago, Scraps said:

He will be leading the team in homers by end of next weekend

You have to factor in him being intentionally walked 4 times a game 

In a corresponding move, the Astros optioned Cy Sneed back to Corpus to make room on the active roster for the visiting Seattle Mariners.

 

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nvr

Fuck MLB and fuck Manfred



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boys, we will all have raging yardons tonight - guaranteed. 

35 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Someone explain to me why Correa is hitting 7th

Batting Reddick second (where your best hitter should be) is the problem. He's doing it presumably to get a lefty bat in there, but that seems dumb.

If you want a lefty at #2, it should be Yordan. 

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1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Batting Reddick second (where your best hitter should be) is the problem. He's doing it presumably to get a lefty bat in there, but that seems dumb.

If you want a lefty at #2, it should be Yordan. 

You can’t argue with a Dusty Baker decision. He’s always been known as a genius level tactician. 

Holy shit, how can that be true?  Framber is leading mlb in strike %.

This inning seems like it sucks

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Holy shit, how can that be true?  Framber is leading mlb in strike %.

fucking Kalas jinxing it

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