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23 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

So we're on pace to score 40, unless they tie it up.

 Is Devenski still injured?

I’d still take take Bagwell’s right shoulder...today... over devo 

With this game going the way it's going, I really just need to see Altuve get a good swing and a good result. 

The Stros had the Killer B’s back in the day.

Now we have  these Y’s Guys are there any other Y name players we can get in a trade.

Framber Valdez is IMO the biggest positive story this season. He looks like a legit 3 or 4 WAR SP.  This is someone the Astros signed for $10,000.

"I changed my number too.  The front 4 is now the back 4."

Yordan's got jokes too

Good win.  Even Sneed didn't give up a run.

SF trying to blow a 5 run lead in the 9th over Oakland.  Tying run at the plate with 1 out.

EDIT - and unbelievably, Piscotty hits the GS to tie it.  He had a walkoff GS already this year.

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2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I thought sneed was gone? 

lol no that was my way of making a joke about the Seattle Mariners being our bitch

1 minute ago, WBT said:

SF trying to blow a 5 run lead in the 9th over Oakland.  Tying run at the plate with 1 out.

and they did

So this year has sucked so far, obviously, but I’m not going to stress too much about it because 8 teams get in the playoffs, no fans exist, so there’s really no benefit to being anything more than slightly less shitty than the 9th best team in the league. It’s a hurdle I think we will clear, at which point in time nobody has any advantage. 
you could actually argue if you think the yankees and Dodgers are really that good that you’d be best off being the 8th seed anyway since that’s just a three game set. In baseball the 2011 Astros could beat the Yankees of 1927 best 2 out of three and it wouldn’t mean anything or be much of a surprise. 
the good thing, so far, to come out of this season is that there’s a lot of talent, seemingly, in the home grown starting pitching market- a lot of #3 types. We were going to have to rebuild the top end of the starting rotation after 2021 which was going to be hard. If you have 4 or 5 guys with #2-4 type ability that you are paying next to nothing that makes it a lot easier to go get a hammer.  It also might make Springer more able to be afforded. I’m assuming Correa is gone completely.  
If some of these kids are legit it extends our competitive window into 2025-2026

If you were ever going to have a throw away season this is it. 
Whoever said this reminds of 2000 where we went from 3 division titles, to terrible, to playoffs in 3 of the next 5 years feels right. 
 

If we can get out of 2020 in our down year sneaking into the playoffs so much the better. 

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8 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

 


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Where’s the runs given up per game stat?

Believe it or not they are 7th in team ERA...ed590e686c12b07b218738741c2e349a.jpg

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7 minutes ago, hornian said:

Where’s the runs given up per game stat?

4.6 RA. 17th, right in the middle of the MLB pack. 

Our pythag W-L has the Astros record at 11-8. 

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

I think the Can't Score Crap in Extra Innings stat is the one y'all are looking for.

Correct. 1-4 in extra innings is muy mal.

Yep.

5 for 37, .135 BA.

worst in the majors in extra innings.

and that’s with the largest sample size. No other team has played 5 extra inning games.

But god forbid, in 45 plate appearances in extra innings, we’d attempt to bunt once.

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Wtf Biagini has been useless and thinks he's a comedian when he's just a fucking idiot. I'd be cool with Bailey taking his spot on the roster.

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It will be fun to see everyone filled with Astros hate lose their shit if we sneak in as the final playoff team due to the team right behind us having a COVID outbreak the last weekend of the season.  Then we go on and win the whole fucking thing.

KKK inning to start for Javier

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Fuck you for fucking up Brantley, Kelly you fucking cunt.  I hope you get syphilis and die a horrible death.

Javier at his best is something to behold. If only he had Framber’s consistency. 

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Love his big sweeping slider. Remind me of Peacock’s. 

Yordan’s knees looked pretty good on that 1st to 3rd run. 

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Tuve requested the move down in the batting order...

 

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Shed Long on Yordan's grounder:

HotOptimalCapeghostfrog.webp

Tuve requested the move down in the batting order...
 
Needed to be moved down. I had been waiting for it.

that was fun...

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Shed Long on Yordan's grounder:

HotOptimalCapeghostfrog.webp

it did have like a 113 exit velo, so not quite the Pre-Madonna Dorne move.

Machete with the huge chop-down at 2nd.

 

Then some Pineapple power.  La Pina!!!

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