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This offseason, I say we go ahead and transplant one of Chuckles's knees to Yordan.  Takes care of 2 problems at once.

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This ump's strike zone is "Silent Liquidity"

He's not favoring one team, but damn if blue has let it be known what he likes in a pitch...

Like opposing hitters, I have missed the LMJ curve ball.

Yep.  It sucks pitching your ass off and just getting fucked.

 

Fuck this inning.  Glad it's over.  

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1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Did some idiot open the roof?

put a mask over the HPU's eyes.

Lets go bats. Need to start blasting this shitty ass Seattle staff

Nice bounce back inning by Lance.

 

Let's get some runs!!!

3rd Stolen bag of Machete's career. 2012, 2016, and 2020 .

 

Bravo, Sir!

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1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Still feels weird hearing Milwaukee described as an NL team.

will always be weird to me with Astros not regularly playing the Reds  and the  Dodgers.

 

I like the current alignment, but it goes against what i grew up with.

Pissed off Lance is fun Lance...

28 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

3rd steal of his career

2016 was the last time  

Apparently today is Machete's birthday.  Lulz at Sparky: "I don't think he could have swiped that bag when he was 33."

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Apparently today is Machete's birthday.  Lulz at Sparky: "I don't think he could have swiped that bag when he was 33."

Ah. Heard him say that but didn’t realize the birthday part.

that makes a lot more sense

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Sheffield is going to his hat brim alot before every breaking ball.

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nice...scrubby

White, you've been chopped, motherfucker.

Machete is having a nice little birthday

 

So the two previously untouchable Luhnow prospects have both turned out to be untouchable for the wrong reasons.

 

 

cut bait and see if anyone will buy stupid?

Still like hearing it.

 

don't care.   God Bless America.    Beautiful.

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Tucker's going to hit a walkoff hr.

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Two straight good outings.  Maybe Pressly is back to not sucking?

Maybe score some runs here?

6 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Tucker's going to hit a walkoff hr.

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are you a wizard?

trade Ted now...

7 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Tucker's going to hit a walkoff hr.

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I give this man beer. 

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First time in 11 months!

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That scoreboard was the shit, I miss it

Thank goodness. Would have hated to lose another extra inning game especially against these scrubs. 

Full disclosure for my post:

I bet a hundred on a prop wager between Bregman and Tucker for total bases. When I saw Tucker was due up in the 9th, I knew my betting fate was sealed.

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Pitchers have beat Tuck up inside with heat badly, glad he turned on that exact thing.

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3 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Goddamn Kyle Tucker sucks ass. 

Goddamn I love the anti-jinx. 

Mariners are not playing good ball, but hopefully this is a sign some of our pitching is beginning to settle.
 

If the pitching can settle and they can figure out who they are and get used to pitching in the bigs, we could play some mean baseball.

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