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Just now, Gourmand said:

Taylor Jones ladies and gentlemen!

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Who?

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Please drop springer out of the lead off spot 

Springer and Altuve are completely lost at the plate.

5 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Jose really needs to snap out of this. 

Send him to cc until he figures it out ?

Just now, Scraps said:

Butera is our best player

Four outs on two swings 

reddick needs to lay into one 

Just now, Scraps said:

reddick needs to lay into one 

Bad luck for him tonight... he's hitting the ball pretty hard tonight. 

Toro may be a challenger to Altuve for shittiest baserunner on the team

is toro spanish for retarded?

Seems like this team is full of shitty base runners in general. 

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Hampton?

Without a doubt

20 game winner in 99 and batted .300

First guy to do that since vida blue in ‘73.

the shit that sticks in my head from 21 years ago, but I can’t remember 21 days ago.

I officially move that we change TOOTBLAN to TOOTBLAT. Thrown out on the base paths like a Toro.  

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

is toro spanish for retarded?

French-Canadian.  

Ted!!  The new Gattis!

Triple-threat Ted

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

French-Canadian.  

French-Canadian-Venezuelan

Right Back In. taylor Jones.

who is taylor jones? because he's sent Ted home twice, and I'm feeling pretty goddamned good about the future of the franchise right about now

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

who is taylor jones? because he's sent Ted home twice, and I'm feeling pretty goddamned good about the future of the franchise right about now

Breakout season for Round Rock last year.

had been toiling along not doing much in the minors before that

Luhnow was really excited about him before... 

 

28 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

3 runs - who are these guys?!?

Congrats to Taylor. 

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Urquidy made his MLB debut in Colorado last year.

while not technically Jones’ MLB debut, I hope we get a season out of Jones like we did 2019 Urquidy 

You can't spell Framber without dp

Nice swing from George.  That reminds me of all of Bagwell's doubles where he would absolutely crush it but have too much topspin to get it over the fence.

It's happening?  When's the last time Springer and Altuve had hits back to back?

Steve Finley cutout is disrespectful 

This is to make up for the bullshit 650  line drive outs our guys have been hitting to start off the season, right?

All in one night...  Fuck you baseball gods.

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