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38 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We’re shit in one run games.  At least it feels that way, I’m not going to bother looking it up.

That's where i'm at and it feels like we have lost close to 10 1 run games already. 

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25 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

That's where i'm at and it feels like we have lost close to 10 1 run games already. 

Well we've lost 3 one run games in just 48 hours

What’s up with Presley?  I assume hurt, but what’s the ailment and what’s the prognosis?
Also, any word lately on Bergman or JV? 

He had pitched three of four days and therefore wasn’t available yesterday. Was there other news?
5 minutes ago, DLev said:


He had pitched three of four days and therefore wasn’t available yesterday. Was there other news?

I made a bad assumption is all I guess. 

Just pull his ass and put him on the DL already

And there he(LMJ)goes onto the DL, or IL, or whatever the fuck they call it now.

 

Neck aids

 

Perez recalled

 

Fuck it, I made a beer run and going  to listen to this shit out in the driveway. Not as much expensive shit to break out here compared to the living room. 

Man... just think what we could get if we traded Bregman and Tucker together.  

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Man... just think what we could get if we traded Bregman and Tucker together.  

a losing record?

7 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Man... just think what we could get if we traded Bregman and Tucker together.  

The more depressing thought is getting nothing for George Springer.

I really hope we have a plan.

Aledmys. Yes.

I tend to be sunny side up Astros fan but I am not too enthused after last night's meltdowns. I need to take a break from watching today's game and focus on my lawn and upcoming fantasy football drafts. 

And there he(LMJ)goes onto the DL, or IL, or whatever the fuck they call it now.  
Neck aids
 
Perez recalled
 

Full article: https://www.mlb.com/news/lance-mccullers-jr-injured-list-neck-injury

Unrelated, but in the same article:

Verlander, meanwhile, has progressed to the point he’s throwing off the mound, Astros general manager James Click said Sunday during his pregame radio segment on 790 AM in Houston.

This looks familiar.

Step 1: get lead
Step 2: blow lead
Step 3: regain lead
Step 4: blow lead again
Step 5: regain lead
Step 6: lose game

LMJ has been elevated to my least favorite Astro. He makes CC seem like Cal Ripken. At least Carlos is good

Edited by TonyTexas

counterpoint:

if it ends up the high point of his Astros career, it's not a bad one

Edited by WBT

here we go again

Verlander is out for the season right? I know he tried to deny it at first but I haven't heard anything since July

I read somewhere that he was now throwing off a mound.  Seems like it was 27 minutes ago.  Where could that have been?

you've got one fucking job...and you're a professional gotdam ballplayer and nobody is coming to hit you.  How the fuck do you not know where the fence is and drop a ball like Reddick did?

 

C'mon ma'aaaaaan.

baseball players are feeble as fuck.

Just now, Scraps said:

Maddon lets go dumbfuck

You better recognize....

 

the smartest guy ever in baseball.

God dammit Toro go fucking jump off the golden gate bridge when we get to Oakland

Nevermind. I apologize. You get a reprieve until next fuck up

Thankfully that got changed because that was a pretty badass play by Shitty Jack

Cobra Strike...

Maybe i just gotta keep talking mad shit about bitch ass Toro

That was something.

 

Shocker, too.

Redumbo can't throw with his fucked up thumb

Tie game!  I feel like I've seen this one before

Dumb bunt.  Mayfield maybe but not machete.  We're going to need more than 1 anyway

"Pretty deep"

Uh Kalas no that was not fucking deep

That play was all kinds of stupid

Dusty sending a message to the shitty ass bullpen.

Framber going to throw 130 pitches

What happened to devo's little power tail?

DEVO PLEASE JUMP OFF THE GG BRIDGE WHEN WE GET TO OAKLAND

Don't let this bum on the bus.  Better to just call up a youngster and give him some experience.  Deblownski is a guaranteed loss each appearance now.

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And cut that stupid hair

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Dusty Baker..... Lol.

More like James Click lol.  

Dusty can only work with what the fuck is on the roster and it is all shit

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