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I just got told I don't have work on Saturday. What questions would you like me to ask protesters, and officers when I'm out on the beat. 

I won't be wearing flip flops.

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2 minutes ago, Xian said:

You going to live stream with video? 

I'll have to get an app to do that. Never done any of this, but gets me out of the house while letting others figure out for themselves what's going on.

“If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, could I cum over between the holidays?”

Make sure you wear something on your head that can absorb an impact, like maybe a giant turban.

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1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Make sure you wear something on your head that can absorb an impact, like maybe a giant turban.

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I actually have hard hats.

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"If you were to have sex with one among the phalanx of anonymous, unaccountable Federal LEOs running toward us, which one would it be and why? "

 

Where do we go to pick up our Soros checks ?

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1 hour ago, Xian said:

You going to live stream with video? 

I got periscope and did a test, but the video gets really grainy if I move.

19 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

I got periscope and did a test, but the video gets really grainy if I move.

I think you can live stream direct from the YouTube app as well. But yeah, I'd imagine streaming quality is gonna be pretty iffy with all the mobile bandwidth consumption

Edit: NVM, you have to have 1000 subscribers to stream on youtube

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Reaction time is a factor.

Someone gives you a calfskin wallet for your birthday. How do you react?

 

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4 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Key question. Do you know which way to hold your phone while capturing video?

Obviously horizontal.

5 hours ago, workswithseed said:

I got periscope and did a test, but the video gets really grainy if I move.

Well you better figure it out because we're gonna be displacing like crazy. Gonna need you to be Johnny-on-the-spot with that phone footage.

Starting a thread like this, and not delivering? Can’t imagine the negs you’ll get.

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Just now, StassneyHorn said:

You’re recording vertically.

It was a test.

4 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

It was a test.

Get some milfs numbers and avoid tear gas. Best way to do both is bring a leaf blower

For the longest time I read your username as works with weed and thought you were a drug dealer. Then I realized it was seed and figured you were a farmer or something. Now that I've seen your living room, I'm pretty confident that you're a drug dealer.

I have no idea what's happening in this thread or what you're doing, but whatever it is I support it fully.

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10 minutes ago, Xian said:

Lot of Facebook live streams of protests.  Try that. 

It looks better.

Find the two best looking women and ask if it would really take a million dollars.

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

There hairy, then there’s HAIRY.  I think he was speaking in caps. 

Not sure how pure your intent is but I would go to listen. Sure, ask any question you want but ask out of inquiry for knowledge instead of trying to "get someone to think" or convert. 

If you're going to go there to start shit, it'll be a long night. If you go seeking to understand more of the people you disagree with, I think you'd be surprised at the response. 

I'm pretty baked and just hopped on. Let's get arrested!

I'm watching, some dude just yelled "DEPART FROM ME EVILDOERS!"

Allsome.

I was gonna kick off an introductory round of "MULEDICK!" in the chat, but apparently you need an account. That's more effort than I am prepared to commit this evening. 

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