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The grift that keeps on grifting.

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This is the culmination of the long war on science. 

Remember when a common point made in an argument with science deniers was "you believe in science when it comes to your healthcare." LOL not so much anymore but the proliferation of antivaxxers and pseudoscience remedies should have been a big warning sign.

The destruction of necessary and successful American safety regulations and institutions is accelerating. How much longer before we have to worry about tainted food and water at pre-New Deal levels?

He can now claim everything is Fake News except for the numbers he releases.

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Will some reporter please ask him what Barron’s school’s current plans for the fall are?

1 minute ago, Queen Bitch said:

Will some reporter please ask him what Barron’s school’s current plans for the fall are?

Careful. You can't say his name. 

1 minute ago, Queen Bitch said:

Will some reporter please ask him what Barron’s school’s current plans for the fall are?

We're assuming he cares enough about Barron to not throw the child into a classroom, just to make a point.

7 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Will some reporter please ask him what Barron’s school’s current plans for the fall are?

"Who?"

It's gonna take years to restore government institutions such as the CDC, which now has less influence and respectability than the Paraguayan Ministry of Health.  A Biden election will help, but that's just the start.

 

I remember in high school when my history teacher talked about how millennials are part of the 4 cycles of generations that will have to face a crisis much like the GI / greatest generation.

Seemed weird at the time. 

Then 9/11 happened... and I thought that was it but no.

Then the Great Recession..... but no.

Now Trump and the coronavirus.... probably.

Or maybe you can lump that all together to form one big cluster fuck of a crisis b/c I think you could draw a straight line between them all.

IDK.

25 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Will some reporter please ask him what Barron’s school’s current plans for the fall are?

Person Woman Man Camera TV.....Child.

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

I remember in high school when my history teacher talked about how millennials are part of the 4 cycles of generations that will have to face a crisis much like the GI / greatest generation.

Seemed weird at the time. 

Then 9/11 happened... and I thought that was it but no.

Then the Great Recession..... but no.

Now Trump and the coronavirus.... probably.

Or maybe you can lump that all together to form one big cluster fuck of a crisis b/c I think you could draw a straight line between them all.

IDK.

With affective polarization and a death cult of lies being one of the 2 political parties the horrible shit Americans have to deal with it just getting started. It'll come at a faster rate the steeper the decline in American civilization. 

18 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Person Woman Man Camera TV.....Child.

Whoa, you remem rememb  rememberd got all 5 words!

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Whoa, you remem rememb  rememberd got all 5 words!

How did you do that??  -doctors

Capitalism may save us-- NYT editorial pointing out how Walmart, Starbucks, and other companies are doing the CDC's job out of self-interest.

I do not see a link yet. If you want, you can come over to my house and read our paper copy, if you stand outside.

I remember in high school when my history teacher talked about how millennials are part of the 4 cycles of generations that will have to face a crisis much like the GI / greatest generation.
Seemed weird at the time. 
Then 9/11 happened... and I thought that was it but no.
Then the Great Recession..... but no.
Now Trump and the coronavirus.... probably.
Or maybe you can lump that all together to form one big cluster fuck of a crisis b/c I think you could draw a straight line between them all.
IDK.
In retrospect the GOP is the crisis.
6 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
18 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

In retrospect the GOP is the crisis.

I was gonna say that the GOP was the WW2 Italian High Command, but those guys actually knew they were in a war, and made some effort to win it.

We're a third world country.

Just now, TornACL said:

We're a third world country.

2nd-world, bro. Like some of those nice parts of Mexico.

  • 1 month later...

Once the trust is gone, you can do whatever you like...

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Shit I thought something had happened to Chris Del Conte!

 

Glad it's just our government's old premier health agency.

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