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#701
58 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So they revamped their lineup and the fever brought back their shitty players?  Ok.  That’s another for Caitlin.  

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#703

This is really tough.   All of them are worthy.  I'd probably lean toward the one that a major contributor on a top level team but really I dont think there is a wrong answer here.

 

Who is your ‘Most Improved Player’ leading candidate?Chennedy Carter ⤵️2022: 8.9 PTS | 1.9 RBS | 1.9 AST2024: 17.2 PTS (+8.3) | 3.3 RBS (+1.4) | 2.8 AST (0.9)Dearica Hamby ⤵️2023: 8.9 PTS | 5.9 RBS | 1.8 AST2024: 17.8 PTS (+8.9) | 9.9 RBS (+4.0) | 3.4 AST (+1.6)DiJonai…

 

 

#704
On 8/28/2024 at 6:53 PM, d2o said:

This is really tough.   All of them are worthy.  I'd probably lean toward the one that a major contributor on a top level team but really I dont think there is a wrong answer here.

 

The correct answer is always go for the one with the biggest tits.

Carter's stats are misleading because she played and improved a year in Turkey.

Hamby should be most improved, but she's suing her employer, so do they really want to reward her with that?

I'm going for Carrington even though she didn't improve as much, because she's fun to watch, on a great team and is beautiful.

Betting Hamby gets the award though.

#705
3 minutes ago, TommysTinyTowels said:

The correct answer is always go for the one with the biggest tits.

Carter's stats are misleading because she played and improved a year in Turkey.

Hamby should be most improved, but she's suing her employer, so do they really want to reward her with that?

I'm going for Carrington even though she didn't improve as much, because she's fun to watch, on a great team and is beautiful.

Betting Hamby gets the award though.

LOL, none of them really have big tits.  Hamby is just a yr or so removed from giving birth so she may be hiding some mommy milkers.

 

Carrington didnt improve in the counting stats in large part because she is the 3rd option on her team.   She is a demon on defense though now

#706

Wow, this fucking absurd

 

🚨 Angel Reese has moved to the #1 spot in ESPN’s WNBA rookie rankings: “The Sky have a net rating of plus-0.6 points per 100 possessions with Reese in the game, and they are an unthinkably bad minus-20.8 per 100 when she sits. Even granting that Chicago has one of the worst…

 

 

#709
7 hours ago, TommysTinyTowels said:

I'm going for Carrington even though she didn't improve as much, because she's fun to watch, on a great team and is beautiful.

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#710
15 hours ago, d2o said:

Wow, this fucking absurd

 

🚨 Angel Reese has moved to the #1 spot in ESPN’s WNBA rookie rankings: “The Sky have a net rating of plus-0.6 points per 100 possessions with Reese in the game, and they are an unthinkably bad minus-20.8 per 100 when she sits. Even granting that Chicago has one of the worst…

 

 

Click bait.... And engagement farming..... Silliness.

Edited by Patrick Bateman

#711
15 hours ago, d2o said:

Wow, this fucking absurd

 

8 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Click bait.... And engagement farming..... Silliness.

Yeah, spun the stats to put Angel first and then put the article behind a paywall. 101 on how to make money on the interwebs in 2024. Let's all take a moment of silence for the death of journalistic integrity.

They've got Rickea 6th..... no.

#712
2 hours ago, TommysTinyTowels said:

 

Yeah, spun the stats to put Angel first and then put the article behind a paywall. 101 on how to make money on the interwebs in 2024. Let's all take a moment of silence for the death of journalistic integrity.

They've got Rickea 6th..... no.

Thanks.   Didnt see the full article cause I refuse to pay for this shit.   No way in hell is there are 5 rookies better than Rickea

#716

That’s wild. Caitlin leaves the court with 31 and 12 and waves for cheers from Crowd and it’s the loudest ovation of the night. 
 

we will have another garbage time double double by Reese. They’re feeding her to get it. So fucking cringe 

Edited by BurntOrange&White

#717

Caitlin came into their house, she went into their fridge, she ate their food, she put her feet up on the couch, etc etc. Getting the crowd to cheer for her at the end was the cherry on top. She is in their heads and it's sublime.

Edited by Pam Cummings

#719
1 minute ago, Message Board User said:
We talking about double doubles tonight, or no?#INDvsCHI

 

And...... that should be all we need to know for ROY.  It also makes ESPN's morons who cover basketball look like the mouth breathers they are.   

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#720
8 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

And...... that should be all we need to know for ROY.  It also makes ESPN's morons who cover basketball look like the mouth breathers they are.   

d2usnw8-c4012f64-847b-4aad-be5e-3ee197d8

That shit has been done since the break.   Anyone saying anything different was fooling themselves or just a fucking fool.

#721
41 minutes ago, Message Board User said:
We talking about double doubles tonight, or no?#INDvsCHI

 

If you count missed shots angel probably leads in triple doubles as well

#722

 

Caitlin Clark just record the first 30 point + 12 assist game in WNBA history

 

 

#723

How many records has she broken already?

1st rookie triple double

Rookie most 3s in and game and season

Rookie Assist record and has a real shot (stay on her same average) to break the all time mark. 
 

The fuck is ESPN thinking. 

#724

Wow, three horseshit fouls by Diamond DeSheilds on Caitlin in the second half. Guess she decided Carter was out so it was her job to cheap shot Caitlin. The WNBA management should be having serious discussions with all players and staff about this shit.  No faith in Engelbert at this point.

#725
On 8/26/2024 at 2:45 PM, closetohumping said:

This beckons me back to the wilt vs bill days 

 

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Reese: 4 offensive rebounds in 7 seconds.  3 of them off her own missed shots.  

2:54 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Lindsay Allen misses 24-foot three point pullup jump shot 73 62
2:52 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Angel Reese offensive rebound 73 62
2:47 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Angel Reese misses driving layup 73 62
2:45 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Angel Reese offensive rebound 73 62
2:45 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Angel Reese misses two point shot 73 62
2:45 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Angel Reese offensive rebound 73 62
2:45 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Angel Reese misses tip shot 73 62
2:45 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Angel Reese offensive rebound 73 62
#726
6 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Reese: 4 offensive rebounds in 7 seconds.  3 of them off her own missed shots.  

2:54 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Lindsay Allen misses 24-foot three point pullup jump shot 73 62
2:52 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Angel Reese offensive rebound 73 62
2:47 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Angel Reese misses driving layup 73 62
2:45 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Angel Reese offensive rebound 73 62
2:45 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Angel Reese misses two point shot 73 62
2:45 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Angel Reese offensive rebound 73 62
2:45 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Angel Reese misses tip shot 73 62
2:45 chi.png&scale=crop&cquality=40&location= Angel Reese offensive rebound 73 62

Quick twitch muscles at work

#729

 

the full-court pass from Caitlin Clark 😮‍💨the behind-the-back pass from Kelsey Mitchell 😤and the finish from NaLyssa Smith 👊

When you play with a great passer it rubs off on the rest of the team

 

#730
30 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Arike for Dallas is a good little baller, 24 in 1H vs Fever.  NBATV. 

She smoked the Olympic team in the WNBA all star game - All Star Game MVP.  I wanted her on the Olympic team. Fearless

 

#731
On 8/30/2024 at 6:36 PM, Pam Cummings said:

Caitlin came into their house, she went into their fridge, she ate their food, she put her feet up on the couch, etc etc. Getting the crowd to cheer for her at the end was the cherry on top. She is in their heads and it's sublime.

She peed on their fucking rug. 

32 minutes ago, d2o said:

 

the full-court pass from Caitlin Clark 😮‍💨the behind-the-back pass from Kelsey Mitchell 😤and the finish from NaLyssa Smith 👊

When you play with a great passer it rubs off on the rest of the team

 

Full court?  Pretty play, let’s attempt some linguistic accuracy. 

#732

Its wild when people say this isnt "aesthetically pleasing"

 

A’JA WILSON TONIGHT 🤯🔥• 41 POINTS • 17 REBOUNDS • 16/23 FG

 

 

#733

 

Caitlin Clark has had a hell of a month, but there’s no question Kelsey Mitchell has earned player of the month in the WNBA

 

You know you are rolling when two of your players are worthy of player of the month.

#734
5 minutes ago, d2o said:

 

Caitlin Clark has had a hell of a month, but there’s no question Kelsey Mitchell has earned player of the month in the WNBA

 

You know you are rolling when two of your players are worthy of player of the month.

I saw where they have so much cap space and such they'll be able to get some insane FA's

#735
13 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

She peed on their fucking rug. 

Full court?  Pretty play, let’s attempt some linguistic accuracy. 

The fuck does pasta have to do with this? 

#736
12 hours ago, d2o said:

Its wild when people say this isnt "aesthetically pleasing"

 

A’JA WILSON TONIGHT 🤯🔥• 41 POINTS • 17 REBOUNDS • 16/23 FG

 

 

She is the best player in the WNBA, and boring to watch. Both things can be true. Nothing on that clip “wows” anyone. Professional sports are still entertainment first. If you simply love the WNBA, the coordination and efficiency are beautiful to watch, but not a reason for a non fan to tune in. 

#737
16 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I saw where they have so much cap space and such they'll be able to get some insane FA's

Much of that will go to keeping Mitchell, who was a top 2 pick several years ago.  Playing with Clark has broken her code and now she's going off.  She was always a talented player, but not like this.....

#738
5 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Much of that will go to keeping Mitchell, who was a top 2 pick several years ago.  Playing with Clark has broken her code and now she's going off.  She was always a talented player, but not like this.....

She was having a good year, but since the break she's been unreal. Love the arc on her shot.

Also gives Clark the credit she deserves.

#739

 

 

🏀 Week 10 Players of the Week 🏀Eastern Conference: @CaitlinClark22 | @IndianaFever24.3 PPG, 5.0 RPG, 9.0 APGWestern Conference: @_ajawilson22 | @lvaces36.3 PPG, 13.0 RPG, 3.0 BPG#WelcometotheW

 

2nd week in a row for CC

 

 

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#741

 

RECORD TRACKER: A’ja Wilson is just 91 points away from becoming the first-ever WNBA player to record 1,000 points. To achieve this feat, she would need to average (13.0) points in her remaining seven games. #WNBA

 

 

#742

This league is hilarious man

 

A’ja Wilson supporting Bam getting keys to the city 🔥(via @WillManso)

 

If I send you this, just know I’m finna tell on you

 

 

 

 

 

#745

 

What a year. I never would have imagined the last bucket of my rookie season would be a 3 but maybe that was God saying give them a taste of what they will be seeing more of in Year 2 lol🥲Through it all, I have showed that I belong in this league even when no one else believed.…

 

 

#746
4 minutes ago, d2o said:

 

What a year. I never would have imagined the last bucket of my rookie season would be a 3 but maybe that was God saying give them a taste of what they will be seeing more of in Year 2 lol🥲Through it all, I have showed that I belong in this league even when no one else believed.…

 

 

1. Who said she didn’t belong?

2. Now she has an excuse for losing the RoTY

#747
11 hours ago, closetohumping said:

1. Who said she didn’t belong?

Almost 20 years of coaches yelling, "for the love of god, please stop shooting the basketball" really wears on you. But she persevered!

#749
On 9/7/2024 at 9:11 PM, d2o said:

 

What a year. I never would have imagined the last bucket of my rookie season would be a 3 but maybe that was God saying give them a taste of what they will be seeing more of in Year 2 lol🥲Through it all, I have showed that I belong in this league even when no one else believed.…

 

 

The lack of self-awareness - even for a 23 year old female - is frankly astonishing. 

#750
On 9/4/2024 at 12:46 PM, d2o said:

This league is hilarious man

 

A’ja Wilson supporting Bam getting keys to the city 🔥(via @WillManso)

 

If I send you this, just know I’m finna tell on you

 

 

 

 

 

They already got caught together in Paris.

Can you imagine the kids they'd have?

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