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42 minutes ago, Brew said:

What exactly does that have to do with the issue? It’s fine because there are worse things out there Sure, they can see worse lots of places if they look for it. The whole thing is ridiculous, not funny, disrespectful to the players and the fans, etc. I’m also not one of those fans that yells at players, cusses the people around me or the players, or acts like a general asshole in public venues or private venues for that matter. Sports fans have taken on a weird sense of entitlement to do what they want. Even with that, dildos are a bit of a bridge too far in my opinion.

I do none of those things either, nor do I choose to get all up in arms about what somebody says on an internet message board. I never said I thought the actions were funny or the behavior was acceptable. Maybe someone should throw a rubber dick your way.

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On 8/6/2025 at 6:53 PM, Js1 said:

Uh yeah, your 11 year old shouldn’t be browsing Xitter or Barstool 

 It's easier than doing actual parenting. 

Where 11 year olds used to go to see that stuff...
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16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So I shouldn’t go to games and ask the players to sign my big green dildo?

At least be a gentleman and dislodge it first.

Bought an nWo shirt there.
wolfpac is back!

Went there a year or so ago for the first time in 20+ years in our local mall to kill time. It’s totally different (for the worse) than what us 90s kids went there for. Felt dirty walking out of there.
20 hours ago, ztejas said:

Personally I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't want to set unrealistic expectations for one of my future wives.

Please leave Paige Bueckers alone, she already had one stalker arrested. Unless you posted bail and are back for more

in which case

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Seems like someone will try to make their own bet happen.  How big a number would they be willing to take from one bettor?

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Please leave Paige Bueckers alone, she already had one stalker arrested. Unless you posted bail and are back for more

in which case

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This is more who I'm talking about:

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seems like someone will try to make their own bet happen.  How big a number would they be willing to take from one bettor?

Like I said. Tomorrow I’m going to the sparks game.  

Lot going on here with the green dildo controversy.

  • Throwing objects on the court is boorish, but ultimately fairly harmless if the object isn't likely to injury anybody, it might even be considered funny
  • That the object is a green dildo or any kind of dildo/toy raises the stakes quite a bit; it may well raise some explanatory issues with impressionable children that aren't implicated by tortilla, batter, or water bottle tossing
  • That the event is a women's sports event further complicates it because there are some interesting "politics" going on with it, including gender equality, race, etc.
  • There's a nasty implication with a penetrative sex toy at a women's sporting event that just isn't present with most object-tossing events; that makes the explanatory issues even more fraught

so the dildo in the Bills game had no political implications, but these do?

Men use dildos.  Some of them.

2 hours ago, Iceman said:

so the dildo in the Bills game had no political implications, but these do?

Men use dildos.  Some of them.

@NowThis

I can't wait for the ESPN 30 for 30 on this 

"What if I told you in the summer of 2025, it was raining more than 3's on WNBA courts?" 

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Politics aside, if Don Jr. finds it funny....it's not fucking funny.

13 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Whote/Caucasian?  

White+Woke=Whote.  A gender neutral non-biased dildo under 6 inches.

 

On 8/7/2025 at 8:10 PM, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Forgot to add the f bomb!  Fucking janitor 

 

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He has a better union, I also call bull shit on this.  

Looks like her first year salary was 42k and her final year salary was 235k in the wnba. Apparently she has also played overseas and gotten a larger salary. 
 

I don’t know what janitors earned in 2004 or since, in the places she’s played.  It seems that her upward mobility salary wise was much greater than that of a janitor. 

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54 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looks like her first year salary was 42k and her final year salary was 235k in the wnba. Apparently she has also played overseas and gotten a larger salary. 
 

I don’t know what janitors earned in 2004 or since, in the places she’s played.  It seems that her upward mobility salary wise was much greater than that of a janitor. 

Ungrateful fucking janitor wouldn’t have a job if it weren’t for taurasi 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looks like her first year salary was 42k and her final year salary was 235k in the wnba. Apparently she has also played overseas and gotten a larger salary. 
 

I don’t know what janitors earned in 2004 or since, in the places she’s played.  It seems that her upward mobility salary wise was much greater than that of a janitor. 

Janitor worked full time, the W is 4 months long. 

36 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Janitor worked full time, the W is 4 months long. 

Janitors also know how to fill a bucket.

On 8/6/2025 at 10:21 AM, Iceman said:

 

I was wondering when this would be posted. This happened nine years ago and of course it was the Bills Mafia that did it. 

I don't watch near as much as I should, mostly because of the TV distribution, but watched most of the Liberty and Aces last night.  Forgot how much of a beast A'ja Wilson is. 

So fun to watch

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I don't watch near as much as I should, mostly because of the TV distribution, but watched most of the Liberty and Aces last night.  Forgot how much of a beast A'ja Wilson is. 

So fun to watch

She shot 3/14 and cost me a prizepicks entry but yes she's fun to watch. She was really good a couple games ago against Seattle. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

She shot 3/14 and cost me a prizepicks entry but yes she's fun to watch. She was really good a couple games ago against Seattle. 

She's a rebounding beast.  Her offensive rebounding in the 4th put the game away for LV 

On 8/13/2025 at 2:51 PM, Macklemore said:

 

Its interesting how the league is kind of strong arming a selling team.      The prospective owner being a present NBA owner makes it even wilder 

2 minutes ago, d2o said:

Its interesting how the league is kind of strong arming a selling team.      The prospective owner being a present NBA owner makes it even wilder 

I read she didn’t even present Boston’s offer to the board of governors?

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I read she didn’t even present Boston’s offer to the board of governors?

There is now a 2nd offer from a group based in CT that wants to move the team to Hartford at least part of the season.    Now the league is reportedly trying to shake them down for a "relocation fee" too.

Fertita didnt even offer the full $250M that the other expansion groups did and they are still trying to force the team to HOU

23 minutes ago, d2o said:

There is now a 2nd offer from a group based in CT that wants to move the team to Hartford at least part of the season.    Now the league is reportedly trying to shake them down for a "relocation fee" too.

Fertita didnt even offer the full $250M that the other expansion groups did and they are still trying to force the team to HOU

Waste of money.

We need a Family Feud between the dumbest WNBA players and the dumbest NBA players. 

You think WNBA would have the edge since they have to go to school for more years but I don't know. 

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I'm sure there is context for her statement.   No one will look any deeper though.

 

Context:

Per Ogwumike, the WNBA's latest offer to its players -- while dramatically increasing the salary cap and maximum base salaries, which a league source suggested could quadruple to at least $1 million from their current $249,244 -- follows the same model as the current CBA.

"It's basically the same system that we exist in right now," Ogwumike said. "They're proposing a system that includes revenue that would grow with the business. When you approach it from the perspective of their response to our proposal, yes, money is more, but ultimately if you look at the growth of the business, the money relative to the percentage of everything is virtually staying the same."

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