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When it's your day, it's your day. Deflections, bounces, fouls, offside, all going AVL's way. We're still shitty, don't get me wrong, but this should be a 3-3 or 3-4 match right now.

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Edwards and FSG were blind drunk to not line up a replacement for Adrian after the Atletico game. There was a reason West Ham thought he was too shitty to be their backup. 

Gomez has had a rough start to the season. He's had one or two great games but has also been our worst player on several occasions. Progress is not linear and all that but man, you'd expect more consistency from him by now.

 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Edwards and FSG were blind drunk to not line up a replacement for Adrian after the Atletico game. There was a reason West Ham thought he was too shitty to be their backup. 

I’d literally rather have Karius

6 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

When it's your day, it's your day. Deflections, bounces, fouls, offside, all going AVL's way. We're still shitty, don't get me wrong, but this should be a 3-3 or 3-4 match right now.

Yup. The better team doesn’t always win

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Yup. The better team doesn’t always win

Sure, but Villa have been much better than us today.

 

Firmino has been terrible today. Trying to think of his last good performance and I'm drawing a blank.

2 minutes ago, 406W30th said:

Sure, but Villa have been much better than us today.

 

Well, I think the hand of fate hates Adrian 

And another deflection. I mean, enjoy it I guess. Still started from a shitty effort by Bobby, though.

Only thing good about this, Mo has given me 12 fantasy pts so far today 

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Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Not much to say about that. That was just piss poor and lazy. TAA was just bad on that.

Midfield has been non existent all day as well. Grealish has had all day in space to pick out passes. 

Trent has also had a forgettable start to the season.

This ain’t helping for goal differential, which may mean something later on down the road. 

That Gini/Trent exchange sums up the entire day. Brutal

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Shit happens so onto the next one. Hope Adrian never plays for us again though. 

If the rumors of AB missing 6 weeks because of his shoulder are true he'll miss this:

Everton
Ajax
Sheffield
Midtjylland
West Ham
Atalanta
Man City

 

Well, you have about 24 hours to get another keeper in. Good luck, Michael Edwards! We're all counting on you. 

Too late to renege on our Karius loan deal? Only kinda joking.

 

 

3 hours ago, 406W30th said:

Too late to renege on our Karius loan deal? Only kinda joking.

 

 

Not joking at all. Something else has to happen. Adrian cannot play again and I don’t think we want to count on Kelleher. 
Call Leipzig again and get Gulacsi back. 

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So, how are we all doing

Jesus what a shitshow today....let's hope that was a nice wakeup call to get them refocused

Saw a blurb that we may be trying to get Tottenham's backup keeper since they now have Joe Hart. 

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Or not. Well, let's hope the back 4 can pull it out and save Adrian from himself.

 

Well, pretty obvious we’re going to need lots of offense until Alisson returns.

20 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Shaq tested positive for covid

So he's staying. In bed.

Grujic off to FC Porto on a loan. 

No value unfortunately. Same with Karius. All loans until their contacts are up.

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2 hours ago, maninblack said:

No value unfortunately. Same with Karius. All loans until their contacts are up.

Yeah, that’s not correct. Grujic has value but with the covid market we’re not selling him on the cheap. I’ll venmo you $50 if Grujic leaves on a free. 

We sold Brewster and Hoever in a Covid market. If we could've gotten 15+ we would've done it. Same with Karius. No takers so he gets loaned again.

That's actually a decent move for both Grujic and Porto. Sucks for us though.

We should just give Wilson to Bournemouth. He could help them get promoted and then they'll be back in the Premier League and we resume selling them our castoffs to them for like £30M each.

 

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3 hours ago, 406W30th said:

That's actually a decent move for both Grujic and Porto. Sucks for us though.

We should just give Wilson to Bournemouth. He could help them get promoted and then they'll be back in the Premier League and we resume selling them our castoffs to them for like £30M each.

 

Premier League teams can still deal with lower level English teams for another week. So it’s possible. 

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