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    Mane - Kepa - Mane! 

  • Been a huge fan of Tsimikas for at least four days now. Very excited to see us land him. I wonder if he might be able to cover at RB as well, because apparently he's got a good right peg on him.

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10 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Jose's post game interview is hilarious. He's a pure cunt.


Fuck off Mourinho! Fuck off Mourinho! Fuck off Mourinho! Fuck off Mourinho! Fuck off Mourinho! Fuck off Mourinho!

 

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Do I need to call my medical provider if this erection doesn’t go down in 4 hours?

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Sorry, gentlemen. Life had to intrude on my 2nd half watching. Did I miss anything?

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Sorry, gentlemen. Life had to intrude on my 2nd half watching. Did I miss anything?

Watched in the car. Fortunately was caught in bad traffic for the winner. Well fortunate for me, hope everything was ok for the people in the accident. 

Had to DVR the second half when I left to go scoop up the kids from school. Then got caught on a call when I got back. Just saw the ending. Bobby!!!!!!

And, yes, Mourinho is an insufferable cunt who coaches a terrible, boring brand of football.

Jose doesn't get to me anymore. I'm glad he's back. Love that cunty motherfucker.

Personalities make sports fun. 

Six consecutive wins against Tottenham. Not bad.

I feel like Rhys Williams performance has gotten a bit lost in all the 89th-minute winner, Jose being a disingenuous shit, etc hysteria. He made his PL debut, at 19 years old, against two of the best attacking players in the world and barely put a foot wrong. He was impressive as hell.

 

 

And just because: 

 

 

Have to say the two biggest surprises to me this year have been Jota and Curtis Jones.  Jota, because I was all in on Werner, knew crap about Jota and it seemed like a consolation signing.  Clearly not.  Curtis Jones has always been a "kid" that seems good to see in Cup games, but he's made his case as the regular starter he is.  Solid, with a dynamic shot.  

The way Jones dribble/drives the ball reminds me of Naby at his best.  Very pleasant surprise given what a big disappointment Naby has been

16 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Do I need to call my medical provider if this erection doesn’t go down in 4 hours?

This won't help:

 

 

Thiago's rehabbing on the pitch so maybe we're getting closer to when he can get back to full training. Some light at the end of the tunnel. 

12 hours ago, pied said:

Truth

 

add this kid to the mix.  tough to know with goalies since Allison is only 28, but i hope we can keep Kelleher around for a while as our number 2.

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Good thing is that he's proved himself enough to be included in the odd match / Cup match so he'll get plenty of time.

2:30 mins in. That didn't take long... The Eagles have a tough uphill battle today.

Should be 1-1. Keita needs to shake the rust off.

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It seems like XG models are going to be way off sometimes with the delayed flag. Ayew was two yards offsides but because his header sucked they just kept playing. The chance will still count on XG models but was never going to count on the field. 

Mane feels like he’s been absent so far.

Well well. He made his presence felt

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Mane feels like he’s been absent so far.

I like you. 

Bobby feeding opportunities. Oh my

Getting some of the goals we should have gotten Wednesday. Nice shots. Nice lead given how the game has been played so far. 

Palace are going to net a few as we feel a bit leaky today.  Need a couple more to be safe. 

Wow, what a counter. Great pass, great finish. Is that three shots, three goals?

Bobby! Beautiful sequence there. Andy with a great pass.

All 3 forwards netting a goal. Dream start.

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Bobby has been unplayable today

he’s got the T flowing after his winner on Wednesday. 

Jeez what a ball and finish. 

Mina has been impressive today. Disruptive to Palace, creating chances. About as good of a fill in for Mo as you could ask.

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