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Just now, Jive Turkey said:

fuck these diving motherfuckers.  give 'em a yellow card for simulation.

Part of the DNA for that league.

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    Mane - Kepa - Mane! 

  • Been a huge fan of Tsimikas for at least four days now. Very excited to see us land him. I wonder if he might be able to cover at RB as well, because apparently he's got a good right peg on him.

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16 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Seems like leaving Thiago out was a bad idea

Why would you want a guy who's won the Champions League to start this game over Keita who hasn't played in a while? Makes perfect sense. Did Thiago get a yellow last time?

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I would say our midfield has been invisible but that would leave out the 5 times they’ve passed it straight to Madrid. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

0.00 XG so far

no shot attempts

no shots on target

no chances created

With their best CBs out. 

meanwhile, City, which shouldn't even be in Champions League this year, is getting bullshit calls.

 

We need 1 at least....then could advance with 1-0 at anfield

The Cologuard ad is a perfect metaphor for our performance right now as we resemble shit in a box. 

MO SALAH! MO SALAH! MO SALAH!
RUNNING DOWN THE WING!
SALAH! LA LA LA LA
THE EGPYTIAN KING!

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

He's offside

WRONG!

We need 1 at least....then could advance with 1-0 at anfield
Boom!!!!!

Let's go
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

I can’t remember the last game Mane has had a positive impact. 

Truth.

He got one against Leipzig but nothing since. 

I think we're seeing Nat's ceiling. Not his fault as he's not at the level of the competition but he's struggling much worse than I thought he might. 

Edited by mdmost

I mean if they're going to flop at any contact then just knock the piss out of them. 

Not an impossible feat to come back and win this but our form is so inconsistent that it's probably time to just focus on top 4. The Keita start was just a terribly bad idea. His time has come and gone. Cut your losses and sell him this summer. 

Saturday was because of England duty and getting him a rest. Today was the Naby experiment. 

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