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Hook'em Gunnar.  Right the ship.  

  • 3 years later...
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73rd ranked TE in the country balling out on the big stage. 

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3 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

This tread bump is acceptable.

he has come a long way.

 

 

So has Texas. Consider that when Helm committed Texas was coming off an 8-5 season, in which we had a four-game stretch in which we lost to TCU, Iowa State, and Baylor. Four years later this kid is catching balls all over Michigan Stadium against the defending national champions as the University of Texas romps. Can any of have imagined this scenario when we were posting titty gifs? 

3 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

So has Texas. Consider that when Helm committed Texas was coming off an 8-5 season, in which we had a four-game stretch in which we lost to TCU, Iowa State, and Baylor. Four years later this kid is catching balls all over Michigan Stadium against the defending national champions as the University of Texas romps. Can any of have imagined this scenario when we were posting titty gifs? 

I’d like to imagine a scenario of more titty gifs. 

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21 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

So has Texas. Consider that when Helm committed Texas was coming off an 8-5 season, in which we had a four-game stretch in which we lost to TCU, Iowa State, and Baylor. Four years later this kid is catching balls all over Michigan Stadium against the defending national champions as the University of Texas romps. Can any of have imagined this scenario when we were posting titty gifs? 

Dude sonned Colston Loveland. Kid's going to make some money in the League.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Dude sonned Colston Loveland. Kid's going to make some money in the League.

Yep.  They were saying before the game lots of NFL gm's/scouts/personel were in attendance.  Dude made money today.

5 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

73rd ranked TE in the country balling out on the big stage. 

And will be one of the first TEs off the board if he keeps this up. Nice to finally have player development.

28 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

Reminds me of Dave Thomas with VY

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Gunnar was solid last year, this season he may be one of the best TE's in the nation. He was certainly better than Michigans touted TE...forgot his name.

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5 minutes ago, ousux said:

Gunnar was solid last year, this season he may be one of the best TE's in the nation. He was certainly better than Michigans touted TE...forgot his name.

Dropsy McFumbleFuck.

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1 minute ago, SimkinsMan said:

Dropsy McFumbleFuck.

When the opposing team's first round lock is literally handing you the ball, you're probably going to win the football game

16 hours ago, NashLonghorn said:

Reminds me of Dave Thomas with VY

Yesterday Tony Hills said the same on one of the OTF reaction podcasts.

Rod Babers agreed.

Gunnar was on Finebaum this afternoon on my drive home. Did really well for himself.

Paawwlll did ask about being recruited by Bama prior to deciding on Texas, then lo and behold both his position coach and Sark arrive on the UT campus.

Hook’em!!!

12 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Gunnar was on Finebaum this afternoon on my drive home. Did really well for himself.

Paawwlll did ask about being recruited by Bama prior to deciding on Texas, then lo and behold both his position coach and Sark arrive on the UT campus.

Hook’em!!!

Was he very articulate?

 

Both of his grandfathers played college football. One at Iowa and one in Colorado. Kid was raised right and it’s showing up. Happy for him and the how it helps this team.

Was he very articulate?
 

You’re a dumbass for even trying to be “funny.”

Hook’em!!!
18 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


You’re a dumbass for even trying to be “funny.”

Hook’em!!!

It will be okay, little one. 

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Helm was key to getting Quinn going today. He has been amazing this year. Playing himself into being a top 5 TE in the NFL Draft. 

Probably the outstanding player of the game - maybe Bolden.

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Probably the outstanding player of the game - maybe Bolden.

The 73rd ranked TE in 2021?  

Hes gotta be on the You Got Mossed segment tomorrow ...Golden took his gloves off for his second passing attempt lol

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

The 73rd ranked TE in 2021?  

I feel like I had something to do with him coming to Texas. The state of Colorado had 3 or so highly ranked TEs and we were striking out on some of the bigger names around the country, so I mention him as having the requisite size and athleticism to a graduate coach who I know and then I mentioned him on the Surly and the rest is history.

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Yet another story of an under rated guy playing behind a star, continuing to put in the work, DEVELOPING, and delivering at the highest level when he gets his chance. Gunnar get a new job working on Sundays.

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Mr. photographer, you have one job.

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On 7/27/2020 at 3:34 PM, Laxtonto said:

A nice solid TE to seal the edge. Wish he was more of a receiver, but a legit TE prospect regardless

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Chris Doring, on “Full Ride” (SXM 84) as a guest this AM, named Helm as one of his favorite players to watch in the remainder of SEC play.

Hook’em!!!

2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I don't think he's dropped a pass all season. He's the best TE we've had since David Thomas. He's a beast. He can do it all. 

I got jumped on during the summer for saying he would be better than JT Sanders. Well, he’s better. 

His interview discussing Tre today was great as well. Dude is gonna be a nfl fav. 

1 hour ago, EZ$ said:

I got jumped on during the summer for saying he would be better than JT Sanders. Well, he’s better. 

He's miles better than Sandes.  Blockes, doesn't drop a single pass. Dude is unreal real. He's David Thomas level, and may be better. Zero dropped passes is insane, especially when you see a duck, he still manages to come down with it. 

Next up is Nick Townsend, who is a freak of nature. 

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3 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Chris Doring, on “Full Ride” (SXM 84) as a guest this AM, named Helm as one of his favorite players to watch in the remainder of SEC play.

Hook’em!!!

[Napoleon uses the Google to find out who in the fuck “Chris Doring” is.]

 

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Answer: Middle-aged white man.

 

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14 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 

 

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Had to look her up b/c...you know...surly... i present you one Tiffany Dee (TD) Hall...nee Doering

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2 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

Had to look her up b/c...you know...surly... i present you one Tiffany Dee (TD) Hall...nee Doering

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Who dis?

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Cool that his frame has that many volts.

1 hour ago, mwaadeeb said:

Cool that his frame has that many volts.

He's an electrifying kind of player.

Thor Ragnarok GIF by Marvel Studios

9 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Watch the OL DL on this play. They were completely lost at what we were doing to them. Quinn under center, ball is snapped, and they are moving laterally with no upfield movement. Completely lost. Sark had them in chaos. 

41 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Tap the brakes. He’s the best TE since JT, who was the best since JMike, both of whom were better than Thomas. And I love all 4. 

He's far better than JT, who couldn't block, but had great hands. JMike was awesome, I'll give you that. 

You know who would have been great if injury didn't happen? Blaine Irby

[Napoleon uses the Google to find out who in the fuck “Chris Doring” is.]
 
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Answer: Middle-aged white man.
 
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Before your time? Florida WR.

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