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Do you prefer Blonde or redhead? 101 members have voted

  1. 1. Do you prefer blonde or red heads?

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I’m a natural blonde. I’ve been red for ten years. My bar is closed and I have nothing to do

Blondes much to my dismay. Red heads are extra crazy. Good Lord it can be worth it but it's not worth it for long. Swore off em

49 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Blondes much to my dismay. Red heads are extra crazy. Good Lord it can be worth it but it's not worth it for long. Swore off em

Redheads, hairdressers, women named Tiffany.

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Redheads, hairdressers, women named Tiffany.

How many times have you had your tires slashed?

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1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

voted blonde, but I'd back up a city block to check on a redhead.

Interesting, I’ve noticed that I get more double takes, and longer double takes with red hair then with blonde. 

Me ex's BFF was a fake redhead, but she always claimed to be real and got pissed off when people didn't believe her.  Her bush didn't lie though, so if you dye it red dye the carpet too or else just have tile floors

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11 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Me ex's BFF was a fake redhead, but she always claimed to be real and got pissed off when people didn't believe her.  Her bush didn't lie though, so if you dye it red dye the carpet too or else just have tile floors

I’m definitely a fake red head. But I do match the carpet to the drapes

Pics aren’t showing up.  Really need those to make a good decision

Brunette but since that's not an option, red. Blondes tend to be extra dumb even when it's not their natural color. No, I don't know how that works. 

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8 minutes ago, davidg said:

Pics aren’t showing up.  Really need those to make a good decision

I don’t know how to upload pics  

1 hour ago, davidg said:

Pics aren’t showing up.  Really need those to make a good decision

Yeah, this needs to go to IPiHB

3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Well at least drink your beer.

That's not a twist off.

Don't you just love lobster? 

8 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Strawberry Blonde 

This is the correct answer

Guess we know where the next happy hour is when this is over.

Gingers do not have the shelf life that a blond possesses.  All that crazy makes 'em spoil quicker.

14 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I've never had a blonde try to burn my house down...

Would you like to meet my 3rd ex?

Over 30 years of adult relationships and I've just never been very attracted to blondes or red heads. 
A lot of it, truthfully, comes down to the pubes. Apparently I like a dark bush and I just don't find those hair colors particularly attractive down there. 
Still obligated to answer the question... I'd choose blonde. 
 

3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Even I learned my lesson after 2

3 strike rule. But I was the King of foul balls.

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

3 strike rule. But I was the King of foul balls.

After 2 failed marriages you might wanna look in a mirror. I have a couple friends like that.  

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3 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Guess we know where the next happy hour is when this is over.

Yes please ! There’s a couple of posters that have come in. I’d love to have to happy hour. If/when I ever reopen

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

Packers fan = batshit crazy

Have you met Cowboys fan Drew? 

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I've never had a blonde try to burn my house down...

You must not have a stove

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3 hours ago, Underdog said:

How you doin'? 

Absolutely bored out of my mind. I’m used to working 80+ hours a week. I have nothing to do now. I probably should stop drunk posting  tho

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1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

Packers fan = batshit crazy

100% correct.

Now I'm not sure but you should definitely wear your glasses more. 

Edited by BigHorn'13
ETA glasses, not sunglasses. There's a difference in why.

20 minutes ago, Penelope said:

100% correct.

Can confirm in this particular instance.😄

16 hours ago, Penelope said:

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You've got a Lorraine Bracco thing going on with the glasses.

5 hours ago, Penelope said:

I probably should stop drunk posting  tho

Oh please. If you aren't posting drunk here then you're in the minority. I would hate to retroactively rob Surly of my drunk and/or coked-out head-numbing inanity.

fuck the offseason

Edited by Nivek

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