July 29, 20205 yr I’m a natural blonde. I’ve been red for ten years. My bar is closed and I have nothing to do
July 29, 20205 yr Blondes much to my dismay. Red heads are extra crazy. Good Lord it can be worth it but it's not worth it for long. Swore off em
July 29, 20205 yr 49 minutes ago, Born to Run said: Blondes much to my dismay. Red heads are extra crazy. Good Lord it can be worth it but it's not worth it for long. Swore off em Redheads, hairdressers, women named Tiffany.
July 29, 20205 yr 10 minutes ago, ztejas said: Redheads, hairdressers, women named Tiffany. How many times have you had your tires slashed?
July 29, 20205 yr Author 1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said: voted blonde, but I'd back up a city block to check on a redhead. Interesting, I’ve noticed that I get more double takes, and longer double takes with red hair then with blonde.
July 29, 20205 yr Me ex's BFF was a fake redhead, but she always claimed to be real and got pissed off when people didn't believe her. Her bush didn't lie though, so if you dye it red dye the carpet too or else just have tile floors
July 29, 20205 yr Author 11 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Me ex's BFF was a fake redhead, but she always claimed to be real and got pissed off when people didn't believe her. Her bush didn't lie though, so if you dye it red dye the carpet too or else just have tile floors I’m definitely a fake red head. But I do match the carpet to the drapes
July 29, 20205 yr Brunette but since that's not an option, red. Blondes tend to be extra dumb even when it's not their natural color. No, I don't know how that works.
July 29, 20205 yr Author 8 minutes ago, davidg said: Pics aren’t showing up. Really need those to make a good decision I don’t know how to upload pics
July 29, 20205 yr 10 minutes ago, Penelope said: I don’t know how to upload pics So you are a natural blonde
July 29, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, davidg said: Pics aren’t showing up. Really need those to make a good decision Yeah, this needs to go to IPiHB
July 29, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, mulletpelini said: Well at least drink your beer. That's not a twist off. Don't you just love lobster?
July 29, 20205 yr Gingers do not have the shelf life that a blond possesses. All that crazy makes 'em spoil quicker.
July 29, 20205 yr 14 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said: I've never had a blonde try to burn my house down... Would you like to meet my 3rd ex?
July 29, 20205 yr Over 30 years of adult relationships and I've just never been very attracted to blondes or red heads. A lot of it, truthfully, comes down to the pubes. Apparently I like a dark bush and I just don't find those hair colors particularly attractive down there. Still obligated to answer the question... I'd choose blonde.
July 29, 20205 yr 54 minutes ago, RPM said: Would you like to meet my 3rd ex? Even I learned my lesson after 2
July 29, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Even I learned my lesson after 2 3 strike rule. But I was the King of foul balls.
July 29, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, RPM said: 3 strike rule. But I was the King of foul balls. After 2 failed marriages you might wanna look in a mirror. I have a couple friends like that.
July 29, 20205 yr Author 3 hours ago, DaysOff said: Guess we know where the next happy hour is when this is over. Yes please ! There’s a couple of posters that have come in. I’d love to have to happy hour. If/when I ever reopen
July 29, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said: Packers fan = batshit crazy Have you met Cowboys fan Drew?
July 29, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said: I've never had a blonde try to burn my house down... You must not have a stove
July 29, 20205 yr Author 3 hours ago, Underdog said: How you doin'? Absolutely bored out of my mind. I’m used to working 80+ hours a week. I have nothing to do now. I probably should stop drunk posting tho
July 29, 20205 yr Now I'm not sure but you should definitely wear your glasses more. Edited July 29, 20205 yr by BigHorn'13 ETA glasses, not sunglasses. There's a difference in why.
July 29, 20205 yr 20 minutes ago, Penelope said: 100% correct. Can confirm in this particular instance.😄
July 29, 20205 yr 16 hours ago, Penelope said: You've got a Lorraine Bracco thing going on with the glasses. 5 hours ago, Penelope said: I probably should stop drunk posting tho Oh please. If you aren't posting drunk here then you're in the minority. I would hate to retroactively rob Surly of my drunk and/or coked-out head-numbing inanity.
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