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Do you prefer Blonde or redhead? 101 members have voted

  1. 1. Do you prefer blonde or red heads?

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35 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

I'm thinking red heads on acid?

You or the red head ?

Redhead,  been married to one for 18 years, together for 20. 

3 of the 4 previous girlfriends before wife were redheads.

 

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

You've got a Lorraine Bracco thing going on with the glasses.

Oh please. If you aren't posting drunk here then you're in the minority. I would hate to retroactively rob Surly of my drunk and/or coked-out head-numbing inanity.

Honest ?.  Does anyone actually post here sober?   This is my drinking beer in my garage alone place.  And yes sometimes that happens at 6 am.  

9 minutes ago, SDG said:

Honest ?.  Does anyone actually post here sober?   This is my drinking beer in my garage alone place.  And yes sometimes that happens at 6 am.  

Well some of us have a problem. And some of us are trying to address it. That said, the alcoholic thread is mostly the same regulars posting.

9 hours ago, Penelope said:

Absolutely bored out of my mind. I’m used to working 80+ hours a week. I have nothing to do now. I probably should stop drunk posting  tho

Where's the fun in that?

9 hours ago, Underdog said:

Don’t stop until after you post the self nudes, ok. 

This.

Since I married a redhead, 31 years ago today, gotta go with red.  Been a crazy ride.

23 hours ago, Penelope said:

I’m definitely a fake red head. But I do match the carpet to the drapes

shave that thing and your life will get better

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

shave that thing and your life will get better

Depends on the product. Although I'm more inclined to like nice, trimmed and shaped, hair. Nothing close to a bush.

Blonds and reds are retarded in the brain. Dated and married both.

Love my brunette wife.

On 7/29/2020 at 9:00 PM, UTCzech III said:

Since I married a redhead, 31 years ago today, gotta go with red.  Been a crazy ride.

Duh.

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


Prove it

Sure thing. Just come up with something to help me convince my chick to let me take a picture of her snatch real quick and I'll post with haste. 

Edited by BigHorn'13
Fucking fat fingered it

25 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Sure thing. Just come up with something to help me convince my chick to let me take a picture of her snatch real quick and I'll post with haste. 

Offer to buy her a new purse or pair of shoes.

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Sure thing. Just come up with something to help me convince my chick to let me take a picture of her snatch real quick and I'll post with haste. 

Tell her it's for science.

 

Also is your edit referring to your post or her snatch?

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Offer to buy her a new purse or pair of shoes.

Take her out on a boat. She'll have to say yes because of the implication. 

Redheads are crazy. Who would've thunk?

 

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On 7/31/2020 at 7:42 PM, Deej said:

Redheads are crazy. Who would've thunk?

 

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Are you trying to lump them together?  Well, if the shoe horn fits...

1 hour ago, ABSR said:

Are you trying to lump them together?  Well, if the shoe horn fits...

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On 7/29/2020 at 11:51 AM, Underdog said:

Don’t stop until after you post the self nudes, ok. 

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On 7/30/2020 at 10:31 PM, markstanco said:

Blonds and reds are retarded in the brain. Dated and married both.

Love my brunette wife.

Totally agree.

Edited by mulletpelini
about loving your wife

On 7/31/2020 at 8:42 PM, Deej said:

Redheads are crazy. Who would've thunk?

 

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Still would. 

On 7/31/2020 at 7:42 PM, Deej said:

Redheads are crazy. Who would've thunk?

 

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Unicorns was not an option dude.

ages 8  to 80, and no more than 3 days dead.

My expectations never bothered with (much) hair color.

8 year olds, dude?  

On 7/28/2020 at 7:02 PM, NorthLoop said:

We talking fucking dating or marrying? Answer will vary.

 

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33 minutes ago, Lobo said:

8 year olds, dude?  

Furk!!!  Make that 18.

22 hours ago, slorch said:

ages 8  to 80, and no more than 3 days dead.

My expectations never bothered with (much) hair color.

There was a comedian in the 80's who used the phrase, "Two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat".

Maybe Sam Kinison?

 

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

There was a comedian in the 80's who used the phrase, "Two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat".

Maybe Sam Kinison?

 

Only one hole?  I count three.

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Only one hole?  I count three.

I think the point was that only one was required.

On 7/28/2020 at 9:40 PM, Penelope said:

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Surly after seeing these pics:

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On 8/4/2020 at 9:54 AM, slorch said:

ages 8  to 80, and no more than 3 days dead.

My expectations never bothered with (much) hair color.

 

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

8 year olds, dude?  

 

5 hours ago, slorch said:

Furk!!!  Make that 18.

I had an idiot okie I used to work with whose mantra was, "8 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy".

I told him yeah, sounds about right for a piece of shit okie.

I’m down with the red.  Married to one.  I’ll likely die sooner than otherwise because of it. 

10 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Surly after seeing these pics:

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Feb ‘82 is a month after I was conceived. Being the Shagster that I am I think I remember fapping to this issue in utero.


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