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31 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Deral

Or however the deral version is spelled

The Derel

He's the worst.

(But not the worst speller.)

1 hour ago, Somnio said:

It always makes me think of a certain Bob who's known for his goiter.

Also, KilgoreHorn's real name must be Bob, and he don't take too kindly to people disparaging his name.

Isn't it Blacklab's name?  I can't remember.

Wtf? Way too many posts before this name is mentioned: Switzer.

 

 

 Hitler killed that mustache as well, we know motherfuckers would be walking around today with that shit on their lip. 

3 hours ago, NAVY said:

Hugh Mungus seems to cause problems in some circles. 
Also

Searched shitty names and found this gem. 

#10 Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt's class must have been fun
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-unfortunate-names/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

I had a Ms. Butz in high school - English teacher.  Baylor grad, only like 5-6 years older than me.  She's still teaching at the same high school after all these years.  Some thought the name was funny until they got their first test or two.

And an instructor in high school or college, can not remember:

Semon Strobos. 
 

the unfortunate jokes almost write themselves.  Dude probably posts here, sorry Mr. Strobos. 

32 minutes ago, Dewey said:

 Hitler killed that mustache as well, we know motherfuckers would be walking around today with that shit on their lip. 

Meh he got some shit for it but seems to be alright. 

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12 hours ago, dcbc said:

Tha hell?  Really.  I know some good Bobs, those guys from Office Space notwithstanding.

Fuck Bob Cole

13 hours ago, Errestaurants said:

Dick doesn't seem to be as popular 

And yet... they seem to be everywhere....

13 hours ago, South Austin said:

 

My first thought... pop culture makes the world go round

And an instructor in high school or college, can not remember:
Semon Strobos. 
 
the unfortunate jokes almost write themselves.  Dude probably posts here, sorry Mr. Strobos. 
Apology accepted.
12 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Deral

Or however the deral version is spelled

Hate the derel.

Art

Seemingly, Covid and Corona.   But that didn't stop this:

 

A couple in the Indian state of Chhattisgarh have named their newborn twins Corona and Covid.

The twins — a boy and a girl — were born during the ongoing 21-day long nationwide lockdown that began on March 24.

“The delivery happened after facing several difficulties and therefore, my husband and I wanted to make the day memorable,” Preeti Verma, the 27-old mother of the twins, told news agency Press Trust of India.

 

10 hours ago, Dewey said:

 Hitler killed that mustache as well, we know motherfuckers would be walking around today with that shit on their lip. 

Drinking PBR at a coffee shop wearing skinny jeans and a vintage shirt.

Edited by 'stache

13 hours ago, Dewey said:

Work with a Richard,  when he joined on, he introduced himself as Dick, even had the bosses saying, "everyone, this is Dick".  He tried  to get everyone to call him Dick.  

My ex-wife’s grandfather was named Dick. Everyone assumed his given name was Richard. After he died his family found his original birth certificate, and sure enough the first name was Dick.  No Richard or other full first name. Just Dick. This was probably back in the very early 1900s, so I’m guessing the name Dick didn’t carry the same connotation as it does today.

10 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

All the GAY names:

 

Bruce

Steve

Chad

Gina

etc.

 

Homer Simpson said it best "They ruined all our best names, like Bruce, Lance and Julian"

My brother's name is Donald, his birthday is September 11th, and he lives in rural Western Illinois.  

It's a lot for him to carry around.  

Edited by Lobo

I have an old friend from high school named Alexa. I guess that amazon thing took that name over.

1 hour ago, mcbrisket said:

I have an old friend from high school named Alexa. I guess that amazon thing took that name over.

Any female named Alexa is destined for pole work at some point.

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Something wrong with drinking PBR?  

 

Drinking it, no. But you know that skinny-jeans hipster is just sipping it.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Any female named Alexa is destined for pole work at some point.

And any female named Missy or Chrystal supports herself by being the 3rd caller in radio contests and squealing "wooohoooo" when she wins the 99.9 dollars.

My mom went to Catholic school in Houston with a kid named Dick Large...There was much tittering when the nuns would call roll and say "Large, Dick?"

 

 

There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!

No Benedict, yet?

Hannibal 

Freddie 

Fredo

Idi Amin

Kony

Slobodan

 

There go my picks for grandkid names.

6 hours ago, 'stache said:

Genghis

Are you kidding?  That's a great fucking name.  It's a badass name.  

Unless the only thing he slays is South Austin's mom.

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