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#151

His face makes me want to organize a 5k to raise money to help his cancer make a comeback.  

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#156
It will not shock you to know Chip Roy never served in the military. These are the same words used by bigots and chickenhawk when we desegregated. When women were admitted into the military academies and combat roles. When we flushed ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” Change is fought. https://t.co/oDMmzSXlm3

 

#158

I'll cross post to the Marge thread.  

 

 

Wasn’t too long ago she was calling on her fellow Republicans to stop the drama and name-calling. That lasted 5 minutes.

 

 

 

 

#159
26 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I'll cross post to the Marge thread.  

 

 

Wasn’t too long ago she was calling on her fellow Republicans to stop the drama and name-calling. That lasted 5 minutes.

 

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#160
Roy: One thing. I want my Republican colleagues to give me one thing. One. That I can go campaign on and say we did. Anybody sitting in the complex, if you want to come down to the floor and come explain to me, one meaningful, significant thing the Republican majority has done

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#161
48 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Roy: One thing. I want my Republican colleagues to give me one thing. One. That I can go campaign on and say we did. Anybody sitting in the complex, if you want to come down to the floor and come explain to me, one meaningful, significant thing the Republican majority has done

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No chip. It's much worse. 

#162
57 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Roy: One thing. I want my Republican colleagues to give me one thing. One. That I can go campaign on and say we did. Anybody sitting in the complex, if you want to come down to the floor and come explain to me, one meaningful, significant thing the Republican majority has done

 

This you, Chip?

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He added: “And then Biden said, ‘OK, yeah.’ And they kind of backed away from the deal. Then he kind of came back away from the veto threat, so nobody knows what anybody’s gonna do right now. That’s the thing. This is the problem. I actually say, thank the Lord. Eighteen more months of chaos and the inability to get stuff done. That’s what we want.”

On Wednesday afternoon, Roy responded to coverage of his earlier comments in a statement standing by his remarks, saying he plans to “oppose almost everything that Congress does,” and pledging “to fight with every ounce of my being to stop the radical left – and weak Republicans.”

“For the next 18 months, Republicans’ job is to do everything that we can to slow down and block the Democrats’ radical agenda, and then win the majority and lead,” Roy said.

 

#163

Chip is angry and lashing out!

Rep. Chip Roy (R-TX), still steaming over Republicans passing a Continuing Resolution: "They sure as hell didn't get border security done when we had the White House, the House and the Senate. Nothing!"

 

#165
10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Chip is angry and lashing out!

Rep. Chip Roy (R-TX), still steaming over Republicans passing a Continuing Resolution: "They sure as hell didn't get border security done when we had the White House, the House and the Senate. Nothing!"

 

This interloper acts like all of those resolutions reducing the pay of Biden cabinet members to $1 didn’t take skill and determination.

#167
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What goal would he to have liked to accomplish? Why didn't he propose legislation to abolish that goal? Is that still a thing? Congressmen proposing legislation?
#168
2 minutes ago, tchookem said:
9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
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What goal would he to have liked to accomplish? Why didn't he propose legislation to abolish that goal? Is that still a thing? Congressmen proposing legislation?

Yeah, but that seems like a lot of work!

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#169
News: Chip Roy is expected to take over the Judiciary Committee’s Constitution Subcommittee, which was previously chaired by Speaker Johnson. He’ll be in the chair for tomorrow’s subcommittee hearing.

Dunno if you need C-Span: The Ocho to watch sub hearings.

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#170
Trump wants to primary Chip Roy who endorsed Ron DeSantis.

 

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#171

Freedom Caucus leader in the House is also endorsing DeSantis even though he's got other R's pissed at him over it.

I'm hoping DeSantis makes enough of a comeback to give us some entertainment in the primaries.

#172
15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Trump wants to primary Chip Roy who endorsed Ron DeSantis.

 

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Of course, Trump is too dumb to know that the deadline to file for Chip's office was 10 days ago. 

Still, I hope Trump keeps it up. Chip would have to endure attacks from the Dems AND the MAGA folks. Might be enough to dissuade some Republican voters from voting for him. 

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#173

To be fair to Trump, his daytimer calendar is completely filled with court dates and grifting speeches.  10 days ago, he did make a mark labeled "CR", but it could be anything.  Chip Roy, Cloak Room, Cheeseburger Royale, Cunt Rudy, Covid Reboot, really anything is possible.

#174

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Chip Roy basically calling Trump a coward and claiming he's hiding in a basement because he's scared of DeSantis.  MAGA is not happy with Chip, to say the least.

Chip Roy responds to Donald Trump's attacks against him. He says there is a reason why he's hiding in the basement like Biden, cause he knows Ron DeSantis would clean his clock in a debate. He goes on to list the failures of Trump's first term.

 

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#176

Congressman Chip Roy says George Soros, Bill Gates and the United Nations are funding the takeover of our America through NGOs

He says if we don’t make sure only US Citizens are voting and only US Citizens are counted in the Census, it’s over

Pass the Save Act

“At the root of all of this stuff — What we're seeing in Minneapolis, the organized effort by the radical left, the Marxists, through all of the NGOs, through Arabella, through United Nations funding, through George Soros funding, through Bill Gates funding, our taxpayer dollars, they're taking all of this to engage in massive, not just fraud, but an effort to pack America with non-citizens so they can take our country over.

That's what's happening. You know it, I know it and we've got to be militant about this

We've got to make sure that only American citizens are voting. Only American citizens are making the decisions about who their electorate is and they're only counted in the census.”


Putting aside the fact that all of these fucking idiots can never turn up the massive voter fraud they claim, around 10% of Texans are not citizens, so we’d be due to lose a House seat or two.

Also these fucksticks never talk about prosecuting the companies and people who hire illegal immigrants. Why is Tyson still in business? Why are so many construction companies in Texas still in business? Why doesn’t Edna down the street get popped for paying a non-American for mowing her lawn or doing her roof?

#179

The transformation of Chip Roy from khakis and loafers generic republican to goatee and cowboy boots MAGA chud has been something to behold.

#180

You talkin' about Chip Roy Rogers? That Virginia carpet bagger (Roy) is such a phony, cosplay Texan that he could give calf ropin', hog huntin', cattle russlin', tabacckey spittn' lessons to some of the other carpet baggers we have representing the state, including our Canadian carpet bagger (Cruz), our Maryland carpet bagger (Danny Goeb / Dan Patrick), and his fellow Virginia carpet bagger (Ken Paxton).

#184
On 5/30/2023 at 12:14 PM, YGIFS said:

His face makes me want to organize a 5k to raise money to help his cancer make a comeback.  

I miss YGIFS

Also fuck chip roy

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