July 31, 20205 yr I'm finally ready to talk about this. I clicked on the liquid smoke thread before there were any replies, just shook my head, and left without commenting.
July 31, 20205 yr 11 minutes ago, threesheets said: I'm finally ready to talk about this. I clicked on the liquid smoke thread before there were any replies, just shook my head, and left without commenting. I almost did that with this thread.
July 31, 20205 yr I signed up for this hornfans.com thing. Then I went to LFZ, then Shaggy, Shaggy 2.0, now Surly. Look at me now.
July 31, 20205 yr I got in trouble once back in 2004 when I was still drinking, called a female coworker "sugartits" in an email that traversed the internet so I guess that counts. I think this thread may make me quit surly. . .God knows the 11 years that I've been online with you sonsofbitches have probably cost me a cool $1MM in opportunity cost wages. Edit: I did Dox my FIL on the shag, he's so vain he googles himself (or worse, maybe paid a consultant to?) and found a link to an article that was published about him in Playboy. Yes, he was interviewed by Playboy magazine, even had his head shot in the article. He figured out who I was and next time he saw me he greeted me "Hey BearSchlong!" which certainly made my blood run cold for a moment.
July 31, 20205 yr 23 minutes ago, BearSchlong said: I got in trouble once back in 2004 when I was still drinking, called a female coworker "sugartits" in an email that traversed the internet so I guess that counts. I think this thread may make me quit surly. . .God knows the 11 years that I've been online with you sonsofbitches have probably cost me a cool $1MM in opportunity cost wages. Edit: I did Dox my FIL on the shag, he's so vain he googles himself (or worse, maybe paid a consultant to?) and found a link to an article that was published about him in Playboy. Yes, he was interviewed by Playboy magazine, even had his head shot in the article. He figured out who I was and next time he saw me he greeted me "Hey BearSchlong!" which certainly made my blood run cold for a moment. Was he the shooter or the victim?
July 31, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, Spankytoes said: Was he the shooter or the victim? I tell you he was in Playboy, and that's your question? Homage to Armybrat:
July 31, 20205 yr If only things had worked out better with that Nigerian Prince! I'd be on easy street!
July 31, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, jeevsie said: I signed up for this hornfans.com thing. Then I went to LFZ, then Shaggy, Shaggy 2.0, now Surly. Look at me now. Ditto on all that. Plus a couple of boards prior to hornfans.
July 31, 20205 yr I got really drunk and suicidal on shaggy once. Don't remember a lot of it. I think back in '08. Edited July 31, 20205 yr by Bash Riprock
July 31, 20205 yr I once accidentally sent a rather explicit email intended for my ex to every one in my contacts
July 31, 20205 yr 15 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said: I logged on with my sock@Nowthis and forgot to close some tabs. you’re good, man. no kink-shaming here.
July 31, 20205 yr I proposed to my girlfriend at a sporting event and she declined because I have a small dick. Edited July 31, 20205 yr by Nivek
August 1, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Bash Riprock said: I got really drunk and suicidal on shaggy once. Don't remember a lot of it. I think back in '08. Was it because of Gideon?
August 1, 20205 yr Early high school. Ruined a girl's surprise party (well, the surprise part, not the party itself) by asking her a question about it on facebook. Then I wasn't even able to go. She was cool though. Smoked a good amount of weed with her in subsequent years.
August 1, 20205 yr 41 minutes ago, ztejas said: Early high school. Ruined a girl's surprise party (well, the surprise part, not the party itself) by asking her a question about it on facebook. Then I wasn't even able to go. She was cool though. Smoked a good amount of weed with her in subsequent years. And...?
August 1, 20205 yr Early high school. Ruined a girl's surprise party (well, the surprise part, not the party itself) by asking her a question about it on facebook. Then I wasn't even able to go. She was cool though. Smoked a good amount of weed with her in subsequent years. This is the worst Penthouse Forum letter ever.
August 1, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, BigDHornfan said: I logged on with my sock@Nowthis and forgot to close some tabs. Username checks out.
August 1, 20205 yr There was a thread on TOS where someone mentioned Elizabeth Olsen. The next poster said, "I prefer her sister, Bree." I thought to myself, "Bree Olson. I recognize that name, but I can't remember from where." So I decided to google her name ON MY WORK COMPUTER. When nothing showed up in my google search, it dawned on me that "safe search" is on and the sites she is usually on are definitely not safe.
August 1, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Sbbruin said: Following a link to an MS Paint thread that led me to www.shaggybevo.com Aren't ya' glad you made it.
August 1, 20205 yr Let's turn this into the "Who am I game" I did an AMA on Reddit, joked about a website being worth tree fiddy; lost the website to a cocksucker Started a new and better website Who am I?
August 1, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, The Gimp said: Was it because of Gideon? Bash is a Techster, so probably not.
August 1, 20205 yr 14 hours ago, The Gimp said: Was it because of Gideon? nah, im actually a red raider, so.....
August 1, 20205 yr I forgot to transfer all my rep when I bailed from Shaggy. All those years of hard work for nothing.
August 1, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, South Austin said: All those years of hard work for nothing. Isn't that what your Mom said? (Sorry, had to do it)
August 3, 20205 yr registered on a Texas board backing a team that only wins every every every other game with Texas
August 3, 20205 yr 14 minutes ago, mulletpelini said: registered on a Texas board backing a team that only wins every every every other game with Texas I think your math is off.
August 3, 20205 yr Learning that surfing porn on the corporate network in the 90s was, in fact, frowned upon.
August 3, 20205 yr Not that I'd know, but if you ever leave Mexico to chase after some hot crazy chick on the other side of the continent who seems great on the internet, that's, uh, kinda like leaving your job at the toothbrush factory to go look for a toothbrush in the middle of the Sahara desert.
August 3, 20205 yr 11 hours ago, RDCanecutter said: Not that I'd know, but if you ever leave Mexico to chase after some hot crazy chick on the other side of the continent who seems great on the internet, that's, uh, kinda like leaving your job at the toothbrush factory to go look for a toothbrush in the middle of the Sahara desert. So, you didn’t get laid?
August 3, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Armybrat said: So, you didn’t get laid? Yes. But there was some misallocation of resources, such as jet fuel, in order to get the same thing as was all up and down the street within walking distance.
August 3, 20205 yr 6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said: Yes. But there was some misallocation of resources, such as jet fuel, in order to get the same thing as was all up and down the street within walking distance. Like a reverse Rocko?
August 3, 20205 yr 14 hours ago, HiggyBaby said: Learning that surfing porn on the corporate network in the 90s was, in fact, frowned upon. The day I learned my company had an IT dept. I know this day.
August 3, 20205 yr 21 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said: Nway. I knew a guy who chased a chick from Austin to NYC to South Africa. 45 years ago. He never would say if he scored.
August 3, 20205 yr 23 minutes ago, Armybrat said: I knew a guy who chased a chick from Austin to NYC to South Africa. 45 years ago. He never would say if he scored. Dude just probably wanted to travel.
August 3, 20205 yr 16 hours ago, HiggyBaby said: Learning that surfing porn on the corporate network in the 90s was, in fact, frowned upon. George? Edited August 3, 20205 yr by Dnaguy
August 3, 20205 yr Being on IRC at way too young of an age and ending up with my stupidity immortalized on bash.org.
August 3, 20205 yr There really are too many to count. Nearly fucking fit lump probably ranks up there in the most embarrassing category.
August 4, 20205 yr We've all tried to fuck a fitlump at one time or another, can't really fault you there. Mine had a mouth bigger than mine, thought she was gonna suck my head like a crawdad.
August 4, 20205 yr 50 minutes ago, THUJONE said: Never moved from touchpad to tablet for MS Paints, burnt out after 9 short years. “The flame that burns Twice as bright burns half as long.” ― Lao Tzu, Te Tao Ching
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