Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Replies 2.3k
  • Views 131.6k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

Late to the party, but 

 

13 hours ago, Bone3421 said:

Hey let's not forget about if liverpool wins CL ... and ...

 

Nicolas Cage Laughing GIF

Late to the party, but 
 
 
200.gif
I agree...spurs winning Europa is a bit out there

The problem is that Klopp has unfortunately figured out how big a problem Firmino was and that he was holding Liverpool back bad. He finally made the adjustment and I won’t be surprised to see them come screaming back in UCL. No one in UCL is invincible. Closest would be City. Bayern hasn’t been as dominant this year, Dortmund is meh, Porto is meh, PSG always chokes, 50/50 with Chelsea if they make it through, Real is in third in league. 

not impossible. Not likely, but not impossible. 

We're running out of Bundesliga teams to face though. 

Chelsea leaves the door open for west ham, Everton, and liverpool this morning. 

Everton is officially trash without James who is, of course, not playing again. 

fucking pussy soccer players. 
0 points in four games against Newcastle and Burnley. Amazing. 

Edited by sidis

That was one hell of a shot to the corner pocket

Edited by mdmost

3 minutes ago, sidis said:


0 points in four games against Newcastle and Burnley. Amazing. 

Hey man, it happens in Merseyside. 

4 hours ago, sidis said:

Chelsea leaves the door open for west ham and liverpool this morning. 

FIFY

I actually meant Spurs, not Liverpool but yeah, toffees are cooked. 

I find it utterly perplexing that Iwobi, Allan, Davies, Gomes, Godfrey, and Holgate actually get paid to play this game...they are fucking trash. 

14 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

FIFY

West Ham is @ManU - so not sure the door is that open for them. But they have 2 in hand and are just 3 pts back so even a point at Old Trafford would keep them in a great spot. 

All kidding aside the race is still open for a lot of teams. Right now I would still put anyone in the top 10 within shouting distance of Europe. That might change by the international break, but a good run and just about any team could be right there.

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

All kidding aside the race is still open for a lot of teams. Right now I would still put anyone in the top 10 within shouting distance of Europe. That might change by the international break, but a good run and just about any team could be right there.

You have to start looking at schedules down the stretch. I know Chelsea has a relatively easy path but then again we drew Leeds today. West Ham has Arsenal, Wolves, Chelsea, Leicester and Everton in the next 7 - but then they get Brighton, West Brom and Soton to close.

Liverpool.....wolves, arsenal, villa,leeds, newcastle, manu, southampton, west brom, burnley and palace

Chelsea....west brom, palace, brighton, west ham, fulham, city, arsenal, leicester and villa

West ham....manu, arsenal, wolves, leicester, newcastle, chelsea, burnley, everton ,brighton , west brom and southampton

Everton...palace, brighton, spurs, arsenal, villa, west ham, sheffield, wolves and city

Spurs....arsenal, villa, newcastle, manu, everton, sheffield, leeds, wolves, villa, leicester

There ya go...who is gonna close out strong and who is going to crumble

It's not a given but let's say Chelsea lose to city...that will mean Liverpool will only need 1 more W than Chelsea rest of season (not calculating for draws at this point)

Will have to see how spurs and west ham's game in hand works out to add them in.

Will need liverpool to beat wolves tomorrow though...

I think it's still too early to say anything about who's in and who's out of the race. You've got all of the teams, there is a lot of head to head, and a lot of games. Hell, just being in Europe is going to be a drag too. I have. breakdown of schedules here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EH6E-qkWWua7ZpP_yM6GeFm0VDA5WUr-6WBsbfsCLrY/edit?usp=sharing

All things considered, I think the International break is going to be our first marker to start culling anyone. But you might want to wait until well into April.

For sure...I'm not counting anybody out just posting the schedules...plus a little sunshine pumping

28 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I get Sheffield is bad, but they look extraordinarily awful today. 

Wilder left by mutual consent. 

Spurs - 1 on goal of the year.

Arsenal - 0 but moral win that they have hit the framework twice.

Anytime I watch Lamela play he looks positive and makes me nervous when he plays agains Chelsea. Why doesn't he get more time?

Credit where credit is due that was a sick goal. And I hate Lamela. He wears eyeliner.

Spurs - 1 on goal of the year.
Arsenal - 0 but moral win that they have hit the framework twice.


The goal is smaller at that end, everyone knows this.
9 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Anytime I watch Lamela play he looks positive and makes me nervous when he plays agains Chelsea. Why doesn't he get more time?

 

 

They don't dare risk him playing a whole game, the ref would eventually frisk him and find weapons. 

neutral take: that was a bullshit call - arm up yes but throat contact not intentional, and no face contact at all

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

neutral take: that was a bullshit call - arm up yes but throat contact not intentional, and no face contact at all

 

As a red or a yellow?

I think it's a close call that can go either way for the yellow. I don't think it's a red, but that was a 2nd yellow and It's not terrible.

The post is quite involved in this North London Derby. 

1 hour ago, IPoopOnWhoop said:

That may be the best goal I’ve ever seen.

That was pretty but c'mon. 

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The post is quite involved in this North London Derby. 

Lots of woodwork hit today. 

40 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

neutral take: that was a bullshit call - arm up yes but throat contact not intentional, and no face contact at all

I thought it was pretty weak.

14 hours ago, Bone3421 said:

For sure...I'm not counting anybody out just posting the schedules...plus a little sunshine pumping

Today’s Arsenal win is why I had then still in this. If they win their next two that would be 3 in a row against top teams, and would put them in a mix for Europe. 

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

That was pretty but c'mon. 

I guess I should have said live and not on a highlight.  The xG on that shot was 0.03.  It’s hard to do much better.

8 hours ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Jesus, Lamela.

Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
 

 

8 hours ago, IPoopOnWhoop said:

That may be the best goal I’ve ever seen.

 

8 hours ago, MoJames said:

best gif wow GIF

Jesus Lamela.

Reguilon was impressed.

EwdK-v7XMAcW-EO?format=jpg&name=4096x409

EwdK_hJXMAMgqEb?format=jpg&name=medium

Edited by Napoleon

EwdK_hJXMAMgqEb?format=jpg&name=medium


Holy Shit! It’s been how long since we won anything anybody cares about?
4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Holy Shit! It’s been how long since we won anything anybody cares about?

I think that he was reacting the moment of brilliance.

Not much more to read into it than that.

Edited by Napoleon

DC320263-203E-455E-8CF1-33DCD48B5AB8.jpeg

 

dirty fuck. not to mention his incessant undercutting of players who leave their feet. he's a rich man's Jamie Vardy. huuuuuge fucking cunt, but one helluva striker. well, when he isn't in Gabriel's pocket all day long. 

Edited by shadow_operative

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.