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fucking internet

Edited by Enchubben

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Explain this to me like I'm 5.

Gary Patterson said the n-word. Hard R.

6 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

Me reading this:

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My translation (please correct me if I'm wrong)

1.) He likes TCU, the people at the school, and Fort Worth

2.) Football has been another story / challenge

3.) He was promised early playing time that didn't materialize

4.) Offered to switch positions but to no avail

5.) During fall practice, Patterson called him out in front of the defense for posting a facebook picture of his girlfriend during national girlfriend day? (WTF?)

6.) Later he confronted Patterson about being called out

7.) Patterson called him a 'brat' and threatened to send him back to Pittsburgh (I'm guessing that's where he's from) or the University of Pitt (maybe he's a transfer)

8.) the player protested

9.) Patterson then accused him of saying the rap-style 'n-word' in meetings

10.) The next day, other players asked the player / tweeter if it was true that Patterson said the n-word to which the tweeter confirmed it.

11.) Players protested by refusing to practice

12.) Patterson then denied calling the player a 'n-word'

13.) Player / tweeter believes that this cannot stand and Patterson's behavior must be corrected.

It's obvious that this kid annoyed the hell out of Patterson.

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god damn i cannot believe we lost to that clownshow of a team last year. what the mother fuck?  sam was definitely drugged for that game with whatever shit someone was giving him his freshman year.

1 minute ago, sidis said:

god damn i cannot believe we lost to that clownshow of a team last year. what the mother fuck?  sam was definitely drugged for that game with whatever shit someone was giving him his freshman year.

This.  I was at a bar in Carmel and there were actually like 5-6 other Longhorns in the bar and one TCU guy.  We all got wasted and stopped paying much attention after about the 3rd when it was clear that something was WAY OFF.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This.  I was at a bar in Carmel and there were actually like 5-6 other Longhorns in the bar and one TCU guy.  We all got wasted and stopped paying much attention after about the 3rd when it was clear that something was WAY OFF.

i was flying back from miami that day... @4th&Five text me and said we were controlling the line of scrimmage early when i boarded the plane.  when i got off the plane, we were barely winning.  by the time i got home, sam had like 804 interceptions and we lost to the second shittiest team in the conference. 

christ.

anyway, fuck patterson.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Explain this to me like I'm 5.

It's the Friends episode that never aired. 

Edited by WhatTheBuck

Seems like an open 'n' shut case to me.

1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

Does Patterson know how offensive that word is?

I don't see the problem here... /

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49 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Seems like an open 'n' shut case to me.

More like the players are trying to get "R" done... I'll see myself out. 

Gare was just asking one of his players to lend him a pencil.

I’m shocked a dude from Rozel Kansas allegedly used a racial slur with a dude from Pittsburg Kansas 

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Explain this to me like I'm 5.

I will speak slowly Mr. President...

Me reading this:
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My translation (please correct me if I'm wrong)
1.) He likes TCU, the people at the school, and Fort Worth
2.) Football has been another story / challenge
3.) He was promised early playing time that didn't materialize
4.) Offered to switch positions but to no avail
5.) During fall practice, Patterson called him out in front of the defense for posting a facebook picture of his girlfriend during national girlfriend day? (WTF?)
6.) Later he confronted Patterson about being called out
7.) Patterson called him a 'brat' and threatened to send him back to Pittsburgh (I'm guessing that's where he's from) or the University of Pitt (maybe he's a transfer)
8.) the player protested
9.) Patterson then accused him of saying the rap-style 'n-word' in meetings
10.) The next day, other players asked the player / tweeter if it was true that Patterson said the n-word to which the tweeter confirmed it.
11.) Players protested by refusing to practice
12.) Patterson then denied calling the player a 'n-word'
13.) Player / tweeter believes that this cannot stand and Patterson's behavior must be corrected.
Yep. It's whack.
1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

 

Slant eyed, full darks, no Jews.

-Friday White Knights

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