August 4, 20205 yr 42 minutes ago, immamac said: this thread is an opportunity for us to come together as a community and joke about something without getting political. This is an opportunity for us to be the normal surly that posts funny memes, cracks jokes and crosses the lines The Last Jedi will end up being better than this thread
August 4, 20205 yr Sorry, I got thrown off with Immortal's immediate call to have the thread moved and didn't really ready most other posts. I get Immacmac's point now, it's just that none of the posts were really based on the original post nor were they funny. But I like humorous anecdotes, slapstick, characters, standup comedy, improv, funny monologues, crazy characters, sketches, parody. I'm always making lists in fact. In fact, Reader's Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes. So there.
August 4, 20205 yr 42 minutes ago, immamac said: this thread is an opportunity for us to come together as a community and joke about something without getting political. This is an opportunity for us to be the normal surly that posts funny memes, cracks jokes and crosses the lines we live in a simulation and it certainly has a sense of humor.
August 4, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Hefeweizen said: Any mex without Tex is dogshit. Convince me otherwise. Go to the thread about Isla Mujeres, then go to Isla Mujeres. You’ll need the same number of extra underwear but less hot sauce.
August 4, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, Underdog said: IOW, a Burger King bathroom? Did you think Creager only showered and shaved in that bathroom stall, in the Texaco, on the way to Gruene Hall?
August 4, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said: Go to the thread about Isla Mujeres, then go to Isla Mujeres. You’ll need the same number of extra underwear but less hot sauce. Leaving the good ole USA? Not tricking me into that trap.
August 4, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: What about AZ mex? I've had some good shit in Tucson. Now that I have moved to San Diego, AZ mex is off my radar. 7 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said: What’s there to discuss? You’re objectively wrong. Probably.
August 4, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, Trey3216 said: Did you think Creager only showered and shaved in that bathroom stall, in the Texaco, on the way to Gruene Hall? Roger, that.
August 4, 20205 yr 14 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said: You’re the first one trying desperately to evoke something. You’re the type that will bitch about your job but never care to change it. Carry on....I’ll make the popcorn. But what kind of popcorn?
August 4, 20205 yr We bought this new hatch popcorn from HEB that is tremendousl. And for the record---DaggerHorns...I do bitch about my job but I am changing it. I am up, once again for Associate Vice President at my community bank. And will likely get it later this month. Edited August 4, 20205 yr by Lobo
August 4, 20205 yr It's absolutely amazing how many times one person can use the word "tremendous." I could probably count on my fingers how many times I've used the term "tremendous" in my entire lifetime. If you could get a word count per English speaking person, I have no doubt that one of the people in OP's posted video has used that more than any other person in the history of ever. Probably more than the next ten people combined.
August 4, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said: It's absolutely amazing how many times one person can use the word "tremendous." I could probably count on my fingers how many times I've used the term "tremendous" in my entire lifetime. If you could get a word count per English speaking person, I have no doubt that one of the people in OP's posted video has used that more than any other person in the history of ever. Probably more than the next ten people combined. CR MF!!!!!!
August 4, 20205 yr 9 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said: It's absolutely amazing how many times one person can use the word "tremendous." I could probably count on my fingers how many times I've used the term "tremendous" in my entire lifetime. If you could get a word count per English speaking person, I have no doubt that one of the people in OP's posted video has used that more than any other person in the history of ever. Probably more than the next ten people combined. Well you just used it two more times. Checkmate.
August 4, 20205 yr 10 minutes ago, Updawg said: I heard AZ mex food doesn’t have shrimp or chicken fajitas George Strait out front should've told ya
August 4, 20205 yr “Her boyfriend died in jail, and people are still trying to figure out how did it happen, was it suicide, was he killed? I do wish her well. I’m not looking for anything bad for her.” It is hilarious to wish child traffickers well, you know.
August 4, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Captainant said: “Her boyfriend died in jail, and people are still trying to figure out how did it happen, was it suicide, was he killed? I do wish her well. I’m not looking for anything bad for her.” It is hilarious to wish child traffickers well, you know.
August 4, 20205 yr 7 minutes ago, Foosters said: I laughed. I love when he looks at him and says "You see here...we're last...which means we're first." I'd like to think that because Jonathan is from Australia, he thinks "See here...everything to you is upside down because of where you're from...so I'll flip the graph to help you out." The fucking look on Swan's face when he says, "Why can't I do that?" If that alone doesn't get him an Emmy/Peabody/Noble...whatever they give to internet journalists.....it's a crime. He was basically asking if long division is legally allowed in his newly adopted country. The face along with the Veep music is damn funny. Edited August 4, 20205 yr by Lobo
August 4, 20205 yr 18 minutes ago, Captainant said: “Her boyfriend died in jail, and people are still trying to figure out how did it happen, was it suicide, was he killed? I do wish her well. I’m not looking for anything bad for her.” It is hilarious to wish child traffickers well, you know. I love how he refused to use Epstein's name. Also, because it is a Trump, I can't help but think that when he says "people are still trying to figure out how did it happen" that he knows exactly how it happened because he is the one that made it happen.
August 4, 20205 yr I've been told by many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that this will be a tremendous terrific interview. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the interview, but it's a really good interview. It's a beautiful interview. Everyone knows how beautiful it is,
August 4, 20205 yr 37 minutes ago, Reagan1k said: I like jalapeno in my pimento cheese. I like pimiento cheese in my jalapeños too.
August 4, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Celery Man said: This is an interview that happened. There are two men, both wearing suits. One man's tie is red, the other is mostly blue, perhaps an aqua (no cr). The interviewer is wearing the type of boot that some might describe as being "for pussies" (1). There appears to be wainscoting throughout the room. An antique bureau of some sort can be seen behind the man in the red tie, who is the president of the United States. Is it possible to get an appraisal of said bureau?
August 4, 20205 yr 9 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said: I've been told by many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that this will be a tremendous terrific interview. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the interview, but it's a really good interview. It's a beautiful interview. Everyone knows how beautiful it is, you asshole. i read that in Trumps voice.
August 4, 20205 yr 57 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said: Now that I have moved to San Diego, AZ mex is off my radar. Not to get off track here, but where in SD? Love North County.
August 4, 20205 yr I just took a tremendous shit. I tremble in terror at the thought of a tremendous temblor caused by a turd.
August 4, 20205 yr 26 minutes ago, sidis said: It is my understanding that today is Tuesday. Not in Australia - you're such a hemispherist.
August 4, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Lobo said: Sorry, I got thrown off with Immortal's immediate call to have the thread moved and didn't really ready most other posts. I get Immacmac's point now, it's just that none of the posts were really based on the original post nor were they funny. But I like humorous anecdotes, slapstick, characters, standup comedy, improv, funny monologues, crazy characters, sketches, parody. I'm always making lists in fact. In fact, Reader's Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes. So there. Comedy of errors, like the Keystone Cops falling down? General wackiness?
August 4, 20205 yr 45 minutes ago, Captainant said: “Her boyfriend died in jail, and people are still trying to figure out how did it happen, was it suicide, was he killed? I do wish her well. I’m not looking for anything bad for her.” It is hilarious to wish child traffickers well, you know. "I do wish her well, and you know, I've done more for child sex traffickers than anyone in the world, but the fake news won't give me credit for that."
August 4, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Jerry Callo said: Not in Australia - you're such a hemispherist. international date line responsible for the eradication of my ability to function for two days after trans-pacific flights and for most historical genocides. it is time the sheeple of the world wake up and stop accepting msm water-carrying for that fucking line. also, australia is hilarious. fucking koalas and kangaroos. the best kangaroos. people say they are the best kangaroos. and koalas. and golden tanned, hot ass blonde chicks.
August 4, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: Comedy of errors, like the Keystone Cops falling down? General wackiness? Keystone Cops...good! Marx brothers...good! That's the kind of comedy the President would find funny. He's always such a jokester with the sarcasm and what-not.
August 4, 20205 yr I wish someone in this interview would have expanded on how the civil rights act didn't work out so well. Anyway, I think I had a non-political tucker Carlson face watching that entire thing
August 4, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, immamac said: this thread is an opportunity for us to come together as a community and joke about something without getting political. This is an opportunity for us to be the normal surly that posts funny memes, cracks jokes and crosses the lines
August 4, 20205 yr 25 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: Not to get off track here, but where in SD? Love North County. Serra Mesa for now. Looking for permanent residences. Love North County too. I need to be closer to downtown though . . . .
August 4, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said: Serra Mesa for now. Looking for permanent residences. Love North County too. I need to be closer to downtown though . . . . Nice, you can join @Zepol87 on his next TJ adventure.
August 4, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Sbbruin said: Nice, you can join @Zepol87 on his next TJ adventure. Need to get my shots first.
August 4, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said: Need to get my shots first. Cheaper to get them there
August 4, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said: Need to get my shots first. You saying you need to be upgraded?
August 4, 20205 yr Author 1 hour ago, Lobo said: In fact, Reader's Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes. I said, ‘Stephen, I make lists all the time’. And he said, ‘That’s exactly what I’m looking for.’
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