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Exclusive interview with the President of the United States

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10 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I said, ‘Stephen, I make lists all the time’. And he said, ‘That’s exactly what I’m looking for.’

Nobody's gonna believe me as a green grocer. 

Let's see if I can do this right.

 

They still can't get the color right on TV.

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No c/r.

I'll show myself back to the Food threads and Wulawhorn thread of low bridges.

Edited by dcbc

That's 40 minutes of real life tragicomedy

3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Chelsea boots.

never been a fan 

29 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

40 minutes of trump?

no thanks 

You can't appreciate a man bitching about not having a test in the past, for a virus that didn't exist yet?

 

2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

The Last Jedi will end up being better than this thread 

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You know what could be better?  The batshit rumors that Disney is bringing George Lucas back, and that he wants to shoot his own sequel trilogy.  Wait, no, that couldn't be.

I was expecting this thread to be about Kanye.

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

I was expecting this thread to be about Kanye.

Not til November, but it's inevitable.

49 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I was expecting this thread to be about Kanye.

Or Samuel Rosenbaum

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I laughed.
That's pretty good. Really looks like it came from the show. I think even the biggest fan of the President can get a laugh out of that.
Is it possible to get an appraisal of said bureau?
It's worth about tree fiddy
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

You can't appreciate a man bitching about not having a test in the past, for a virus that didn't exist yet?

 

-While also dissolving the specific department that was supposed to postulate such disasters a mere months before it actually occurred. 

 

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5 hours ago, immamac said:

this thread is an opportunity for us to come together as a community and joke about something without getting political. This is an opportunity for us to be the normal surly that posts funny memes, cracks jokes and crosses the lines 

Wow!  Funniest shit I've read in days!



You neglected to mention that you were already at Schlotzkys when you masturbated.
In my defense I think it's technically a Cinabon at 6 am.

Movin’ to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches....

39 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Movin’ to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches....

There’s one in South Austin that’s pretty juicy 

1 hour ago, Paco said:
7 hours ago, luke duke said:


You neglected to mention that you were already at Schlotzkys when you masturbated.

In my defense I think it's technically a Cinabon at 6 am.

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8 hours ago, immamac said:

this thread is an opportunity for us to come together as a community and joke about something without getting political. This is an opportunity for us to be the normal surly that posts funny memes, cracks jokes and crosses the lines 

Oh yeah?  Well I had sex with your wife.

1 minute ago, Parliament said:

Why hasn't this thread been nuked?  It's 100% political.

If you see a post and say "that's political", well, you saw a political post.

If every post you see is political, well, you're the political.

4 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Why hasn't this thread been nuked?  It's 100% political.

Your shit sucks and you are retarded

11 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Why hasn't this thread been nuked?  It's 100% political.

That'd be a fair complaint if you also acknowledged that at least one other thread in Daily Texan, in which you made a purely political post that was apparently deleted but remains quoted by Onboard, was also 100% political in nature.

 

55 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you see a post and say "that's political", well, you saw a political post.

If every post you see is political, well, you're the political.

Take it to CR asshole...

Why hasn't this thread been nuked?  It's 100% political.

Are you illiterate? This thread is 99 percent shitposting.

 

21 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

The Last Jedi will end up being better than this thread 

 

15 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Take it to CR asshole...

I took your mom to the Cloak Room and now it burns when I piss.

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Axios must be enjoying their most powerful erection ever 

31 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

I can't believe Biden is being a pussy not debating this guy.

Huh? They have 3 debates lined up.

20 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Trump vs. Trump

 

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On 8/4/2020 at 12:32 PM, Upgrayedd said:

Now that I have moved to San Diego, AZ mex is off my radar. 

 

Probably the best Mexican food on the planet. Probably 

 

23 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Not to get off track here, but where in SD?  Love North County.  

One North County is not like the other. Esco, San Marcos, Vista, Oceanside, and the 78 can all eabod

18 hours ago, staboner said:

this thread:

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Pretty lame Millhouse.

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

Huh? They have 3 debates lined up.

Really? I thought today on the twitter people were complaining he was backing out. I hope their are debates. Great entertainment!

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