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I miss the old booking photos thread so I'm bringing it back.

If this needs to be moved or deleted, feel free. As most who appear in this thread will attest, it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

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11192699 ABRAHAM MEITAL 2014443 07/18/2020 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

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11192670 ALTOBELLIE BETH 2014413 07/17/2020 2414-0 OBSTRUCT HIGHWAY PASSAGEWAY

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11192288 ANDERSON DANIEL 2014027 07/10/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

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11192720 ARRINGTON ELIZABETH 2014464 07/19/2020 0900-0 ASSAULT CAUSES BODILY INJ

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11192228 BRAVO SAUL 2013968 07/09/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

Mikhail Gorbachev: Putin Is an Obstacle to Progress | Time

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11192518 CUNNINGHAM ZOE 2014256 07/15/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND-PAROLE VIOLATION

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Beth Altobellie should be publicly shamed for not wearing a mask.  Also - she'd benefit, from wearing one in general.

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11192764 GLASENAPP LAUREN 2014509 07/20/2020 1800-0 POSS CS PG 1 <1G

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11192460 GRESHAM SHERWOOD 2014198 07/13/2020 0900-1 ASSAULT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FAMILY MEMBER

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11192853 GRIFFIN KORETHA 2014593 07/22/2020 0303-0 ROBBERY

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11192880 GUSTAFSON REBEKA 2014630 07/22/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND-DWI

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11192750 GUZMAN CALDERON AMINTA 2014494 07/19/2020 0900-1 ASSAULT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FAMILY MEMBER

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11192304 HENRY AARON 2014042 07/10/2020 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

In the spirit of RKS... "Hammered Hank"

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11192767 HOES IRENE 2014512 07/20/2020 1800-0 POSS CS PG 3 < 28G

 

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11192685 ROBERTS NICOLE 2014428 07/18/2020 2903-0 TAMPER/FABRICATE PHYS EVID W/INTENT TO IMPA

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11192281 SEELINGER MICHAEL 2014020 07/10/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND - OUT OF COUNTY MIS WA

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11192684 SPEECE KAYLA 2014427 07/18/2020 0600-0 THEFT PROP <$2,500 2/MORE PREV CONV

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Beth was just protest posing for the camera and wanted her face out there. But she failed by forgetting to raise a clenched fist for the standard dramatic effect.

So no Pulitzer for the picture taker.

 

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11192767 HOES IRENE 2014512 07/20/2020 1800-0 POSS CS PG 3 < 28G

"Pippi Hoes stocking"

And Mitch, you are not the Hero we deserve, but you are the Hero we need!!

6 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

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11192685 ROBERTS NICOLE 2014428 07/18/2020 2903-0 TAMPER/FABRICATE PHYS EVID W/INTENT TO IMPA

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Can we take nominations for the first old school recidivist to show up?

In!

May want to take elsewhere in case nooods.

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if your last name is Hoes, you might as well not even try in life.  We all know what you gonna end up as

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11192511 STEPHENS JACKIE 2014250 07/15/2020 1400-0 CRIMINAL MISCHIEF >=$100<$750

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11192505 STRAHM ANDREW 2014243 07/15/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND/VIOL BOND PROTECT PO/H

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11192367 WALTER ELIZABETH 2014106 07/12/2020 3399-0 DUTY ON STRIKING UNATTENDED VEHICLE

 

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11192275 WEISE KRISTINA 2014015 07/10/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND - OOC FELONY WARRANT -

TAYLOR, Texas (KXAN) — A woman, accused of using Parent-Teacher Organization funds from the Taylor Independent School District for personal use, turned herself into authorities last week.

According to a press release from the Taylor Police Department, the district notified officers about the possible misuse of funds from the Main Street Intermediate campus PTO account on June 23.

After an investigation, police say 35-year-old Kristina Weise, president of the PTO, allegedly used the account’s debit card to buy items for personal use for about six months — from December 2019 to June 2020.

According to the release, the unauthorized transactions added up to more than $3,900.

Weise is charged with misapplication of fiduciary property, a state jail felony. She turned herself into the Travis County Jail on July 10, according to police.

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/williamson-county/taylor-woman-charged-with-using-nearly-4k-of-parent-teacher-organization-funds-for-personal-use/

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15 minutes ago, davidg said:

Can we take nominations for the first old school recidivist to show up?

Does Ray Pugh showing up in this thread count? If so put me down for a sawbuck

Totally in.

The old APD booking thread at TOS was what brought me to that site and introduced me to the weird wacky world that is Surly.

Thanks Mitch!

p.s. I scrolled through the 29 pages of available mugshots (July 8-22)  and spotted a few familiar faces including Dirty Vegas (Richard DiGiacomo).

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2 hours ago, Foggy Notion said:

Totally in.

The old APD booking thread at TOS was what brought me to that site and introduced me to the weird wacky world that is Surly.

Thanks Mitch!

p.s. I scrolled through the 29 pages of available mugshots (July 8-22)  and spotted a few familiar faces including Dirty Vegas (Richard DiGiacomo).

Yeah... 29 pages was a lot to comb through. I'm sure I missed a ton of the usual suspects as well as some other entertaining ones. The old thread never failed to deliver. And again, if the powers that be think this should be moved or deleted, then by all means do so. There were a ton of hi-jinks when the old thread was available for public consumption -- that's for sure.

Thanks Mitch, I have missed this thread.

3 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

 

 

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Well hello there Elizabeth walter.

55 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Yeah... 29 pages was a lot to comb through. I'm sure I missed a ton of the usual suspects as well as some other entertaining ones. The old thread never failed to deliver. And again, if the powers that be think this should be moved or deleted, then by all means do so. There were a ton of hi-jinks when the old thread was available for public consumption -- that's for sure.

RKS must've had a scraper running on that site each day.

3 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

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11192275 WEISE KRISTINA 2014015 07/10/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND - OOC FELONY WARRANT -

TAYLOR, Texas (KXAN) — A woman, accused of using Parent-Teacher Organization funds from the Taylor Independent School District for personal use, turned herself into authorities last week.

According to a press release from the Taylor Police Department, the district notified officers about the possible misuse of funds from the Main Street Intermediate campus PTO account on June 23.

After an investigation, police say 35-year-old Kristina Weise, president of the PTO, allegedly used the account’s debit card to buy items for personal use for about six months — from December 2019 to June 2020.

According to the release, the unauthorized transactions added up to more than $3,900.

Weise is charged with misapplication of fiduciary property, a state jail felony. She turned herself into the Travis County Jail on July 10, according to police.

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/williamson-county/taylor-woman-charged-with-using-nearly-4k-of-parent-teacher-organization-funds-for-personal-use/

 

 

 

PTO President huh?
 

I bet this chick’s antics lit up some facebook mom message boards when they were figuring everything out. 

Thread should be titled the ‘James Ayala Innovational’.  I wonder what our sweet prince it up to these days?  Last I heard, he popped up somewhere in the Phoenix area.  

And it doesn’t matter how many tens of thousand of posts this thread hopefully ultimately contains, nothing will ever ever top Ms. Monica Vargas. 

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4 hours ago, Horn_Spanker said:

Can't wait to see Candy Pop!  Wonder if her hair grew back?

I saw her in the wild a week or so ago, and the answer is no.

Surprised Candy is still alive.

I am just going to guess that the feminine hygiene for subjects of this thread is abysmal.

 

Except for the chick with a dick. He probably washes his junk so that he can dupe unsuspecting johns.

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Props for the Gorbachev look a like! How many kids today think he is ancient history?

I’ve  fucked more than a few chicks who showed up in that old thread. Not sure what that says about me, but I’m happy to see this is back. 

I drive a taxi, summers. Looks familiar.

Also I enjoyed the old ankle monitor thread.

This thread got me thinking about tos. There was another poster who did the morning mug dump before RKS. MagnificentBastard? 

12 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

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11 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Was named the 2018 Cat Rescuer of the Year

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Why the long neck?

11 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Was named the 2018 Cat Rescuer of the Year

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Daddy Longneck's Daddy?

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8 hours ago, Lerka Lerka said:

This thread got me thinking about tos. There was another poster who did the morning mug dump before RKS. MagnificentBastard? 

That's correct. I believe he was the originator of the thread. If not, he took it over for a couple of years before RKS took it to 11.

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11192938 BOND ROSLYN 2014685 07/23/2020 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

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11192936 CASTIMORE JOSEPH 2014682 07/23/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND/ JP 5/ AGG ASSLT DW FV

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11192918 COUEY JOSEPH 2014666 07/23/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

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11192931 CLARK DANIEL 2014677 07/23/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND/HARASSMENT - CALDWELL

 

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11192912 GAMEROS RAQUEL 2014657 07/23/2020 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON

Not 100% this is her:

Raquel Gameros

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11192908 GREEN SHEA 2014655 07/23/2020 2707-0 FAIL TO IDENTIFY

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11192914 HO BI 2014660 07/23/2020 0903-0 ASSAULT PEACE OFFICER/JUDGE

Bye, hoe.

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11192920 LUCIO BIANCA 2014664 07/23/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND/ JP 5/ VIOL OF CERTAIN

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11192910 SORRELS JAMES 2014652 07/23/2020 0100-0 MURDER

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11192937 WHISENANT DEBRIA 2014684 07/23/2020 2731-0 HARASSMENT OF PUBLIC SERVANT

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11192924 WRIGHT DEANGELO 2014670 07/23/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND/ ASSLT W INJ FV

 

 

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28 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

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In all honesty, that seems like it was a pretty big ask by cops who held expectations too high.

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Learn English dumbass to speak.

5 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

Roslyn Bond great mugshot name. I bet she cleans up well too. 

Maybe you missed it.

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19 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

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11192845 CUSHMAN COOPER KEVIN  MALICE 2014586 07/22/2020 0410-1 ASSAULT FAM/HOUSE MEM IMPEDE BREATH/CIRCULA


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11192964 ALVERIO ISMAEL 2014710 07/24/2020 0700-0 UNAUTHORIZED USE OF A MOTOR VEHICLE - AUTO

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11192979 ARELLANO RUBEN 2014720 07/24/2020 4003-0 APPLICATION TO REVOKE BLOUSE/ WILCO/ DWI

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11192963 ARMENDARIZ-HERNANDEZ LUCERO 2014709 07/24/2020 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

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11192962 BECKWITH CORY 2014708 07/24/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND/PAROLE VIOL - BURGLAR

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11192996 BISBEY JANA 2014742 07/24/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND/ 167TH/ DWI

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11192986 HERTZ JERRY 2014730 07/24/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

 

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11192977 HERRERA JENNIFER 2014718 07/24/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND/ 167TH/ POCS PG 1

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11192990 LANIER LISA 2014735 07/24/2020 0903-0 ASSAULT PEACE OFFICER/JUDGE

I know this is one of our old players, but can't remember her moniker. Lanier High, maybe? Also, kind of a hero apparently:

https://www.statesman.com/news/20191121/woman-ran-from-cop-after-flinging-scooters-into-sixth-street-police-say

Austin police have accused a woman of unlawfully running away from an officer Wednesday after she was seen throwing e-scooters into Sixth Street, court documents say.

Police responded around 1:20 p.m. to the 400 block of East Sixth Street, between Trinity and Neches streets, where they found the woman yelling and multiple e-scooters littering the roadway, according to an arrest affidavit.

When an officer approached the woman, identified by police as 46-year-old Lisa Lanier, she crossed the street mid-block into oncoming traffic, police said.

The officer yelled, “Stop, police!” but she looked back and yelled “No!” in response, the affidavit said. She headed east on Sixth Street but police caught up with her and took her into custody.

Lanier is charged with evading arrest on foot, a state jail felony because of a previous conviction of evading arrest, according to the affidavit. She was in the Travis County Jail on Thursday with bail set at $3,000.

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11192967 PAURA APRIL 2014713 07/24/2020 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

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11192953 PRESCOTT CHRISTOPHER 2014699 07/24/2020 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND/VIOL BOND ORDER BY ASS

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11192997 TAYLOR JENNIFER 2014743 07/24/2020 2707-0 FAIL TO IDENTIFY

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11192999 TIJERINO FAUSTO 2014745 07/24/2020 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

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