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Truly WTF. This dude has a penis growing on his arm.

A British man who lost his penis to a severe blood infection now has a new one built on his arm.

Malcolm MacDonald, whose surgeons were able to add an extra two inches to his manhood, is now awaiting final surgery to transfer it to its rightful place, reports say.

The 45-year-old had a perineum infection that worsened into sepsis, and soon he saw his fingers, toes and penis turn black, according to a report by The Sun. He was “completely gutted” when his penis fell off in 2014, though his testicles were still intact, the outlet wrote.

He reportedly nicknamed the appendage “Jimmy” and can now find the humor in the situation while he awaits the final procedure.

 

 

Thank goodness social distancing is encouraged. Nobody wants to shake hands with this guy at the next meet n greet.

He had a taint infection and his dick fell off.  Lmfao.

But his balls didn't.  Lmfaooooooo.

20 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Does this mean he can actually suck his own dick?

Plus make fart noises and erotic Indian burns.   Dude hit the carnival trifecta.

38 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

He had a taint infection and his dick fell off.  Lmfao.

But his balls didn't.  Lmfaooooooo.

That was the most disturbing part of the article. He had a taint infection and then his dick turned black and just fell off. Like, plopped on the floor.

Nightmare fuel.

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Malcolm MacDonald, whose surgeons were able to add an extra two inches to his manhood, is now awaiting final surgery to transfer it to its rightful place, reports say.

once you go black, you never go back

15 minutes ago, F250 said:

That was the most disturbing part of the article. He had a taint infection and then his dick turned black and just fell off. Like, plopped on the floor.

Nightmare fuel.

But he learned to stay away from South Austin's mom. 

On 8/5/2020 at 7:26 PM, Blotto said:

once you go black, you never go back

That fucker got the extra 2 inches we urrr... y'all all probably want. Lucky bastard with his dick arm...

If he can't get it up, doctors will need to assess whether it's ED or a torn rotator cuff.

You think he gives it a test run before the operation? You know, just to see how it works? And furthermore, how would that work? Does he chicken wing it or shoot pool? / no homo

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

If he can't get it up, doctors will need to assess whether it's ED or a torn rotator cuff.

He might need tommy johnson surgery.

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