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#51

 

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

Time to sharpen the "getting an exact height measurement from an internet photo skills" 

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Tom Myslinski was listed at 6'3 when he played for the Jags per Pro Football Reference and Wikipedia.  Mike is slightly closer to the camera and has a shitload of hair, but using some highly advanced technology, I've enhanced the photo to show that Mike is clearly at least 6'4, and therefore all concerns about his frame and potential weight are entirely unfounded. That'll be $9.95. 

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This measurement is all fucked up.  You're not accounting for the differential in additional height that result from the fact that they're both trampling the weak during the picture.  The only way the sister stayed in the frame is that she's actually mid-hurdle of a corpse.

#52
On 8/6/2020 at 10:08 AM, golfclap said:

she's just the more mature version of the sister ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I need a pic from the backside to determine if it's 1,2 or 2,1. Everything looks pretty equal from the front. Mom may even have a slight edge.

Gotta love the fact the kid knew his freshman year he wanted to be a Horn.

 

#55
6 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

Time to sharpen the "getting an exact height measurement from an internet photo skills" 

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Tom Myslinski was listed at 6'3 when he played for the Jags per Pro Football Reference and Wikipedia.  Mike is slightly closer to the camera and has a shitload of hair, but using some highly advanced technology, I've enhanced the photo to show that Mike is clearly at least 6'4, and therefore all concerns about his frame and potential weight are entirely unfounded. That'll be $9.95. 

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#57
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

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Honestly the only issue is, now that we know what Carl considers a thot, sister slinky needs to be at least doubled in width to match his specifications.

#58
8 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I need a pic from the backside to determine if it's 1,2 or 2,1. Everything looks pretty equal from the front. Mom may even have a slight edge.

Gotta love the fact the kid knew his freshman year he wanted to be a Horn.

 

 

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#60
1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

I gotta say. This is by far my favorite welcome to the forty thread. 

Carry on

I have no idea what you could possibly be referring to

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#62

Carl, what say you?

 

 

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#64
3 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Carl thinks Mike Roach's wife is a THOT.  Disregard his opinion.

hey. Nothing that a low carb diet and some jazzercize won't fix

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#72
5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

We now have 3 stars decommiting from Texas. The worst part is this class sucks so bad it is actually news worthy.

#73

So is he going to go to Michigan State or Iowa?  Both programs aren't going anywhere and Iowa is fighting racial biased lawsuits. Does losing at 2-5 Michigan State have the same luster?  

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#74
2 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

So is he going to go to Michigan State or Iowa?  Both programs aren't going anywhere and Iowa is fighting racial biased lawsuits. Does losing at 2-5 Michigan State have the same luster?  

The Sparty HC is a family friend.

#75

Let's be honest, if your name is Myslinski, you belong in East Lansing.  Kind of like Boudreaux or Fontenot to Baton Rouge.  It's fate.

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