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Well, that's nice work if you can get it.

Jamie is just upset that the local gigolo is off limits to her, so she’s going to ruin it for everyone.  Catty. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

If that kid is >18 and mommy is trying to take away the 100k he earned being a gigolo that is bullshit.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jamie is just upset that the local gigolo is off limits to her, so she’s going to ruin it for everyone.  Catty. 

Why is incest porn so hot?

The Lonely Island boy was a motherlover like a boss.

Damn, I've been seriously underselling myself.

My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night.

16 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

it gets old quick

Username checks out?

These stories never turn out well.

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The kid was 20 years old and his mom found the money and made him give it back, all those old bitties and nothing to show for it. 

What's worse, giving back 100k or having to tell your mom that you smashed all her old friends?

Edited by Juicy

Probably either drugs or this chick is making it all up to get twitter views.

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She has 78K tweets which in its own right is fucked up, but leads me to believe she is just making this up for twatter fame/traffic. 

Edited by Blotto

9 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Damn it didnt post her earlier tweets in the string. Read her whole story string.

I'd like to smash your avitar.

I call bullshit. "my friend's son..." "my friend needs to sleep on it...", "she is going to talk to the woman today..." 

 

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On 8/10/2020 at 2:16 PM, RPM said:

These stories never turn out well.

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"You're dealing with a fully qualified male strumpet!!!"

On 8/10/2020 at 1:35 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night.

Thats a solid 32 minutes of work when you take out the drive time.

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