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5 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Is JLD mispronouncing Pence's name as a running gag about how the Fox dick didn't bother to say Kamala's name right?  If so, well done.

Yes, she started the gag with Yang.   

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Think trump will make it through this night?   They have to have hidden his phone for him to not be tweeting yet.

Joes gonna win in a landslide. This will be more obvious than it already is after the GOP convention. Only real uncertainty is if someone croaks. 

If Tammy wrote that speech then well done to her. Kudos to whomever if she didn’t. 

12 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Think trump will make it through this night?

God, I hope not. I was hoping for a faceplant on the tarmac but I'd settle for choking on a McNugget. 

Trump is being interviewed by Hannity tonight. Guess the Wall might not be a topic. During Biden’s  speech. Always classy that Trump. 

Ooooh, painful fake laughs at this obviously scripted conversation.  

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Ooooh, painful fake laughs at this obviously scripted conversation.  

Still try and imagine a round table like this with trump.  Yikes.

Only interested in hearing Bloomberg speak if it involves a commitment to open the purse.

Julia Louis Dreyfus bringing the high fast balls all night.

Nice Kumbaya moment, but everyone's coming together. 

(Nobody cares about Marianne Williamson.)

Just now, Queen Bitch said:

Only interested in hearing Bloomberg speak if it involves a commitment to open the purse.

How else did he get this spot?

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Nice Kumbaya moment, but everyone's coming together. 

(Nobody cares about Marianne Williamson.)

Wasn't in her horoscope. 

1 minute ago, GopherRock said:

...and why is Bloomberg here again?

As long as he's willing to write a check, give him some face time. 

But that "Huh?" was pretty clumsy. 

Well, I have something in common with Mike Bloomberg: we’ve both read Johnny Tremaine. 

As long as he's willing to write a check, give him some face time. 
But that "Huh?" was pretty clumsy. 

On balance, a pretty decent speech.


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Just now, GopherRock said:

...and why is Bloomberg here again?

I think he did great.

I’d rather listen to this kid than Bloomberg. 

This kid is my fucking hero.


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1 minute ago, Texaspython said:

I think he did great.

Yeah he was fine.

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

This kid is my fucking hero.


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Yeah, that was really great. Imagine a president with empathy and compassion.

Kid has bigger balls than all the politicians. 

That young man has more courage in his pinkie than Trump has ever had. 

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

This kid is my fucking hero.


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 “I like my stutterers to not stutter”-Donald Trump

In all honesty that kid was great and gives me hope for America.

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That young man has more courage in his pinkie than Trump has ever had. 

Trump prob makes fun of him within the hour. 

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That young man has more courage in his pinkie than Trump has ever had. 

That kid is a bigger man than the President of the United States.

Should have ran the bit with kids before bed time. 

bloomberg should have just come out and said trump is a dumb fat tub of lard i'm pledging 1 billion to kick the fucker out bloomberg out

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This piece is fantastic.

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I miss leaders with empathy that don’t shit on a golden throne. 

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