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6 minutes ago, Passive Aggressive Coach said:

Can we put Sark into the portal and pick someone else up in case we get QE?

Are you concerned about the offense with Sark having Ewers? I think Sark is probably one of the better selling points to get Ewers. I'm not a Sark apologist, but even CTJ said that he would be willing to give Sark a pass on last year if we got Ewers and closed on some other prospects that seem realistic if Ewers comes here. 

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Just now, Dummy said:

Are you concerned about the offense with Sark having Ewers? I think Sark is probably one of the better selling points to get Ewers. I'm not a Sark apologist, but even CTJ said that he would be willing to give Sark a pass on last year if we got Ewers and closed on some other prospects that seem realistic if Ewers comes here. 

I dunno, he had a losing record and lost to FUCKING KANSAS AT HOME. My hopes are very low with him.

3 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Hoover's was my favorite when I wandered around Austin.

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This is how you do it. Gravy is all white and green beans look spot on. Hoovers had some of the best food in Ausitn when I lived in Austin. 

Still miss Hill's Cafe. They had a great CFS

 

 

Hill's Cafe, South Austin Landmark Since 1947

1 minute ago, Passive Aggressive Coach said:

I dunno, he had a losing record and lost to FUCKING KANSAS AT HOME. My hopes are very low with him.

I’d also like to remind everyone how intent he was on including Mike Stoops in his coaching staff 

9 minutes ago, Passive Aggressive Coach said:

Can we put Sark into the portal and pick someone else up in case we get QE?

Dont really get this post. Even the biggest Sark basher would probably admit that Sark is at solid offensive coach and a good QB coach. The worry is can he do more than Coach an offense and call plays. Can he run a program and have a positive contribution to both the offense and defense. I am not worried about the offense under Sark, there is a worry that Texas could have to win by outscoring teams. 

3 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Dont really get this post. Even the biggest Sark basher would probably admit that Sark is at solid offensive coach and a good QB coach. The worry is can he do more than Coach an offense and call plays. Can he run a program and have a positive contribution to both the offense and defense. I am not worried about the offense under Sark, there is a worry that Texas could have to win by outscoring teams. 

Yes, he is a good OC and his history as a HC is long enough and shitty enough now we know who he is and he LOST TO FUCKING KANSAS AT HOME. You dont get my post?

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Trudy's CFS hondo portion while I was in college was the shit.  Basically got an extra CFS for $1.  Then sub the veggies for an extra portion of the cheesy mashed potatoes.

That made a mean sammich the next day while hungover.

Used to hit up Hills on South Congress for good Chicken Fried Steak in the '60s. 

 

BTW,  the word steak should be a clue for the clueless that Chicken Fried Steak isn't chicken.  

36 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Sure feels like Tech is that dude at the party who accidentally ends up sitting next to a hot chick that's way out of his league.  They start talking, he makes her laugh a few times, and when she gets up to go to the bathroom he starts texting all his buddies to let them know that he's about to take home a ten.

Then he sees her in the other room making out with her boyfriend.

Did he bet any floppy disk on it?

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Threadgills’ cfs was a disappoint?

Nope.  Just the property tax bill.

1 minute ago, Passive Aggressive Coach said:

Yes, he is a good OC and his history as a HC is long enough and shitty enough now we know who he is and he LOST TO FUCKING KANSAS AT HOME. You dont get my post?

We get it. It's just fucking non-sensical from the get-go, so we're trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. Ewers isn't coming here for Venables. He'd be coming here for that offense and QB development. Apologies for responding. I'll let you get back to your unique thought. Tell us more about this past season. Any idea how we did against Kansas?

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Man fuck all of you with your food talk 

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Threadgills’ cfs was a disappoint?

Threadgills sucked. 

Hoovers is my go-to in Austin. But don't sleep on Matt's El Rancho "cowboy style" cfs topped with chili gravy, cheese and onions instead of cream gravy.

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2 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

Man fuck all of you with your food talk 

How DARE you.

It was obviously Surly's CFS v CFC debate that is bringing Ewers home so why don't you shut your fucking whore mouth.

Yes, no one wants to sift through 20 pages of chicken fried steak talk.

Can't find a place for lunch that has chicken fried steak around me.  No DQs around either 😒

55 minutes ago, Scholz said:

He knows they've been foiled in getting a title in his lifetime.

Gay milkmen out front shoulda told him.

3 minutes ago, Dummy said:

We get it. It's just fucking non-sensical from the get-go, so we're trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. Ewers isn't coming here for Venables. He'd be coming here for that offense and QB development. Apologies for responding. I'll let you get back to your unique thought. Tell us more about this past season. Any idea how we did against Kansas?

I wasnt mad at you but the idea of being stuck with this guy who is clearly not the answer for at least another 2-3 yrs makes my BP rise.

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4 minutes ago, Passive Aggressive Coach said:

Yes, he is a good OC and his history as a HC is long enough and shitty enough now we know who he is and he LOST TO FUCKING KANSAS AT HOME. You dont get my post?

Look, dude.  This isn't a thread to talk about criticisms of our head coach.  This is a recruiting forum, and more precisely a thread to discuss the recruitment of one Quinn Ewers.  The past 105 pages reflect a highly focused discussion on a very narrow topic, and we don't tolerate tangential posts that have nothing to do with the specific subject of this thread.  Understand? 

Consider yourself warned.  But one more mention of Sark or anything else unrelated to Quinn Ewers, and I'll report you.

8 minutes ago, Passive Aggressive Coach said:

Yes, he is a good OC and his history as a HC is long enough and shitty enough now we know who he is and he LOST TO FUCKING KANSAS AT HOME. You dont get my post?

Only thing I dont get is your user name. Step back and breathe before you give yourself a heart attack. 

Controversial take incoming: Chicken Fried Steak is bad. Just get a ribeye.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Look, dude.  This isn't a thread to talk about criticisms of our head coach.  This is a recruiting forum, and more precisely a thread to discuss the recruitment of one Quinn Ewers.  The past 105 pages reflect a highly focused discussion on a very narrow topic, and we don't tolerate tangential posts that have nothing to do with the specific subject of this thread.  Understand? 

Consider yourself warned.  But one more mention of Sark or anything else unrelated to Quinn Ewers, and I'll report you.

as I said, I was triggered with the thought of being stuck with him. Now back to CFS talk.

Ewers Skewers, we need an Austin area restaurant to add it to the menu
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Just now, Aslan24 said:

Controversial take incoming: Chicken Fried Steak is bad. Just get a ribeye.

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1 minute ago, Aslan24 said:

Controversial take incoming: Chicken Fried Steak is bad. Just get a ribeye.

Chicken fried steak is like carne asada - it makes cheaper cuts tender and delicious. Ribeye is already awesome, but it costs a lot.

1 minute ago, Aslan24 said:

Controversial take incoming: Chicken Fried Steak is bad. Just get a ribeye.

Rebuttal: cook your own ribeye like a fucking man. Leave the CFS up to the restaurants/diners.

I remember back in the day when separate threads would be started that were just actual updates on recruits with little to no commentary. Can we do that again so the few of us that have jobs don't have to wade through 200 posts of food takes?

I’m skimming past all of the food talk but IT is reporting that Ewers is likely going to Texas. My apologies to the memory of Threadgill’s if this has been mentioned already. 

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I maintained as this year went to shit Sark could still have a very successful tenure here but that the gap was closing and the needle was getting harder to thread. 
I said about a month ago all would be fine if he:

1) kept Bijan and Wortjy

2) Portaled Ewers

3) Flipped Stewart or some other big time recruit

4) Landed a WR #2 in the portal, along with at least 1 starting OL

5) Signed a couple of the big time linemen as recruits 

6) Did something about the defensive staff. 
 

that’s a lot of items on the punch list and the deeper his hole got the more difficult all those things became to do, but the hardest thing was always going to be item #2 on the list, and if that happened it would go a long way to taking care of 3, 4 and 5. 
big assist from @closetojumping @RGBIII@GlenFromTheMailRoom @Sydney Cartoon and the crew on the flap jack flippers helping with #5 and we well could be off and running in spite of the staff and AD and our inability to programically get out of our own way. 
this is a really big next week for the AD. It feels like if this week doesn’t work out we are at least 5 years away from the football being good again. 

 

2 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

Man fuck all of you with your food talk 

The announcement is expected at its' earliest Saturday, there is a recruiting thread to talk about recruiting. So this thread is about Ewers and his decision and all there is to do for now regarding that is

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Yet there are a bunch of nervous surly folks waiting around this thread to catch the news. So in summary fuck off food talk is not only appropriate but very entertaining to reduces anxiety.

Just now, texifornia said:

Chicken fried steak is like carne asada - it makes cheaper cuts tender and delicious. Ribeye is already awesome, but it costs a lot.

*makes his carne asada with ribeye

Oops

Just now, Foosters said:

I remember back in the day when separate threads would be started that were just actual updates on recruits with little to no commentary. Can we do that again so the few of us that have jobs don't have to wade through 200 posts of food takes?

I mean, just read the transfer or 2022 threads. This one's turned into a Urban Meyer thread style playpen.

2 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

Controversial take incoming: Chicken Fried Steak is bad. Just get a ribeye.

Nothing controversial about your "take", just dumb.

14 minutes ago, Passive Aggressive Coach said:

Yes, he is a good OC and his history as a HC is long enough and shitty enough now we know who he is and he LOST TO FUCKING KANSAS AT HOME. You dont get my post?

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1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

*makes his carne asada with ribeye

Oops

Man, carne asada is better with skirt or flank steak imo. Better flavor and texture once you properly marinate it.

11 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

Man fuck all of you with your food talk 

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Cisco’s does a chicken fried fajita steak served with some potato wedge things.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Man, carne asada is better with skirt or flank steak imo. Better flavor and texture once you properly marinate it.

Yah that's the only deal, gotta get it ahead of time and marinate it, or I gotta go 30 minutes to the place to get it already marinated, which I don't like doing. Normally just easier to get a couple of cheaper cut ribeyes and slice 'em in half.

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If I’m Stewart, Harris or Banks I’m asking aggy for $50k each right now to not attend the UT event Saturday. 

Then I attend anyways.

5 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I remember back in the day when separate threads would be started that were just actual updates on recruits with little to no commentary. Can we do that again so the few of us that have jobs don't have to wade through 200 posts of food takes?

Don't read the thread just hit refresh from time to time and when the site does not respond then you know.

Just now, Enchubben said:

If I’m Stewart, Harris or Banks I’m asking aggy for $50k each right now to not attend the UT event Saturday. 

Then I attend anyways.

$50K in the front seat of a gold Transam.

1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

If I’m Stewart, Harris or Banks I’m asking aggy for $50k each right now to not attend the UT event Saturday. 

Then I attend anyways.

Why not just ask for matching gold TransAms?

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Damn. Scholz beat me.

7 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

Controversial take incoming: Chicken Fried Steak is bad. Just get a ribeye.

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