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11 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

Controversial take incoming: Chicken Fried Steak is bad. Just get a ribeye.

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6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Chicken fried steak is like carne asada - it makes cheaper cuts tender and delicious. Ribeye is already awesome, but it costs a lot.

I was being obtuse with my ribeye vs. CFS comment. Carne Asada is a way better comparison. My wife and I love grabbing a skirt steak and throwing it on the grill. It's cheap and easy.

I've just never been crazy about CFS. 

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19 minutes ago, Passive Aggressive Coach said:

Yes, he is a good OC and his history as a HC is long enough and shitty enough now we know who he is and he LOST TO FUCKING KANSAS AT HOME. You dont get my post?

Could you maybe fuck the fuck off with your bad vibes?  There's plenty of other threads on here for you dumb fucking short-sighted short-bussing shit stains to suck each other's balls.

Y'all need to eat your vegetables, or else Surly's going to be a ghost town in a few years. Yikes.

Just now, TriStone said:

Could you maybe fuck the fuck off with your bad vibes?  There's plenty of other threads on here for you dumb fucking short-sighted short-bussing shit stains to suck each other's balls.

I apologized. I is sorry. Momentary lapse in judgement.

11 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I remember back in the day when separate threads would be started that were just actual updates on recruits with little to no commentary. Can we do that again so the few of us that have jobs don't have to wade through 200 posts of food takes?

Why you working during quinn watch?

1 minute ago, Passive Aggressive Coach said:

I apologized. I is sorry. Momentary lapse in judgement.

Well I certainly wasn't expecting that.

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Y'all need to eat your vegetables, or else Surly's going to be a ghost town in a few years. Yikes.

potatoes are vegetables. 

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Y'all need to eat your vegetables, or else Surly's going to be a ghost town in a few years. Yikes.

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5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Y'all need to eat your vegetables, or else Surly's going to be a ghost town in a few years. Yikes.

I love fried okra.

20 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

Controversial take incoming: Chicken Fried Steak is bad. Just get a ribeye.

Did we do a redux of the unpopular opinions thread on the new site? If not, let’s get that fired up. I love getting irrationally angry about inconsequential opinions.

47 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Man, lots of broken hearts on this site

Some broken hearts never mend

some chairs to fill in the south end

aggy tears will never dry

my love for ewers will never die 

 

or something 

16 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Yah that's the only deal, gotta get it ahead of time and marinate it, or I gotta go 30 minutes to the place to get it already marinated, which I don't like doing. Normally just easier to get a couple of cheaper cut ribeyes and slice 'em in half.

Heb’s hill country fare marinated skirt steak is great. Use it for asada and fajitas. 

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2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

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I'd tenderize and slather that in gravy, if you know what I mean. 

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

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That's one way to hold a steak knife.

Just now, Theo Aquacates said:

Only a matter of time before she balloons up.

I choose to live in the present.

8 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

What the fuck are you talking about?

God damnit. Fuck me

27 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Rebuttal: cook your own ribeye like a fucking man. Leave the CFS up to the restaurants/diners.

Interestingly enough, there is also a thread dedicated to this.

33 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

How DARE you.

It was obviously Surly's CFS v CFC debate that is bringing Ewers home so why don't you shut your fucking whore mouth.

Only because the McRib's limited time has ended.

2 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

The long game is important, my friend. 

It is not if I am only in town for a few days.

5 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

$2.99! That’s how you ate on a college student budget in the 80’s. That and a Mr. Gatti’s pizza buffet. 

in the early 90s, Jack in the Box on the Drag had the 99 cent "Big Deal Meal."  you got a taco, small fries, and small burger for 99 cents.  3 bucks went a long ways.  i'm paying for it now, but it was glorious back in the day.

8 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Only a matter of time before she balloons up.

But the girl hired to replace her, and then the girl hired to replace that one and even the girl hired to replace that one will all still be thin. You're focusing on the wrong things.

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8 hours ago, ztejas said:

Huh? Chicken fried chicken is chicken. Generally if a place serves both it's just listed as CFS and CFC. If I ordered a chicken fried steak and someone brought me a piece of chicken I'd have to grab the waiter. 

 

8 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

On a message board frequently populated with wrong information, this may be the most incorrect of all time. WTF, dude?

 

8 hours ago, Rholl said:

Got damn... Welcome to Texas.... first time???????

 

6 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Lulz no it fucking isn’t…

 

6 hours ago, UncleBuck said:


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5 hours ago, NTVTXN said:

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5 hours ago, rpspeed said:

This may be the next post by Messageboard Genius on twitter

 

5 hours ago, Aslan24 said:

You really just posted this and thought “Looks good! My work here is done. Time for bed!”

Pretty much

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Fucking Night Crew.

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5 hours ago, Bevo said:

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5 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

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4 hours ago, CBHorn said:

Has to be a new low in shit posts.

*sigh* I deserve it all. This is what I get for posting when I can’t sleep and it’s late. 
 

I was doing so good on this site for so long too. 

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Only because the McRib's limited time has ended.

Yeah I called the McDonalds by me to see if they had it. He said they just stopped selling them 2 days ago. I was so close to going there 2 days but instead I chose Portillos. Damn! The McRib that got away.

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Goodson’s Cafe in Tomball.

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Bob's Barbeque in Round Rock was the best CFS I have ever had. Much like the above, it came on it's own plate and hung off the side of it. All of your sides had their own bowl/plate and they were amazing. I had my graduation dinner there with about 20 people and every single relative/friend ordered the same thing. I couldn't find a picture, but this is as close as I could find.

Bob sold the restaurant in 1998, and the guy that took over started changing the menu/meat and it was closed by 1999. Talked to Bob and he said that place printed money and if the guy would have just kept everything the same it would still be going. Sad.

lulu's chicken fried steak feeds our whole family of 4! and its sooo good!  | Bakery, Chicken fried steak, Bakery cafe

14 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

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Get the fuck outta here with this shit. This thread is about chicken fried steak!

 

*edit: sorry about that. Just now saw the CFS

26 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Y'all need to eat your vegetables, or else Surly's going to be a ghost town in a few years. Yikes.

Someone did order broccoli with their CFS at Hill's.

15 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Only a matter of time before she balloons up.

She already installed some titty balloons.

6 minutes ago, BERT said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pretty much

 

 

 

 

*sigh* I deserve it all. This is what I get for posting when I can’t sleep and it’s late. 
 

I was doing so good on this site for so long too. 

There’s some things we can let go: this isn’t one of them.

29 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Y'all need to eat your vegetables, or else Surly's going to be a ghost town in a few years. Yikes.

We ARE eating them. Cattle eat vegetables...then we eat cattle. 

5 minutes ago, Bevo said:

There’s some things we can let go: this isn’t one of them.

You and me both 

12 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

in the early 90s, Jack in the Box on the Drag had the 99 cent "Big Deal Meal."  you got a taco, small fries, and small burger for 99 cents.  3 bucks went a long ways.  i'm paying for it now, but it was glorious back in the day.

Same time frame.  I worked there for one day.

Also, Burger King had a .99 cent Whopper, Pronto's a $1.99 hot dog/soft drink, and Magic Wok ... $3.99 chicken fried rice.

I always felt like I was getting a good deal with the $1 burritos outside the Co-op.  Now I feel robbed. 

8 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

$3.99 chicken fried rice.

chicken fried rice is chicken

14 minutes ago, BERT said:

You and me both 

We've all got regrets: "I once blacked out and woke up dancing at a Steely Dan concert. Now that one, that one returns to me in my darkest moments..."

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44 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I love fried okra.

Fried okra might be my most favorite food in the entire world.

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Threadgills sucked. 

Hoovers is my go-to in Austin. But don't sleep on Matt's El Rancho "cowboy style" cfs topped with chili gravy, cheese and onions instead of cream gravy.

cowboy style

I was just about to post the cowboy style from Ozonas in Dallas. spacer.png

Just wasted 20 minutes getting caught up on nothing other than a bunch of stupidass, worthless, buttfucking opinions on food.  Why the fuck is this not in Food and Travel?

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Fried okra might be my most favorite food in the entire world.

I went my entire childhood/teenage years never putting a piece of fried okra in my mouth because okra was green and there was no chance it tastes good.  Such regrets

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