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Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Question is would you rather bang her or Jodi arias? 

Good question Jodi is a freak. But Casey would let me put it in her butt I’m sure 

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At least with Arias you know she's into some freaky shit 

That’s the problem.

An answer and a question.

First the answer; Did a little sleuthing and found out that the ranch QE tagged in his hog hunting IG post is owned by a woman named Susan Conn McCurry of Beaumont, TX. Actually it’s owned by a flow chart of LLC’s and partnerships, but they all seem to lead back to her. Based on her $100k donation to Mays School of Business, it would appear she’s an aggie.

As for the question: Can you make a from-scratch CFS in an air fryer? Can I really take my pounded, buttermilk-battered steak and put it right into the air fryer and expect a decent CFS?


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Just now, UncleBuck said:


That’s the problem.

Butt stuff and facials ain't a problem to me. I can look past the killing me in the shower afterwards 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Bro... 

She's like a 6, and would be a 7 if she didn't murder children. 

Bro I’m not truly surly only bang 10s ceo 10k a day  a 6-7 is good for my average ass

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Bro I’m not truly surly only bang 10s ceo 10k a day  a 6-7 is good for my average ass

No, I'd hit it too. It was the fine as fuck issue. She's cute and a total dick whore, so I'm good for it. 

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6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Bro... 

She's like a 6, and would be a 7 if she didn't murder children. 

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Double post 

 

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Andouille red eye gravy or jalepeno cream gravy?

10 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Casey Anthony? I'm sure she's fine 

You are kinda right, but just thinking about that cunt is as disgusting as thinking about this one.

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Great god I step away and you've gone from chicken fried steak to butt-fucking murderers.

Alright let's uh... maybe rope it in a bit before we drive the bus off the cliff, guys. 

Just now, mwaadeeb said:

Great god I step away and you've gone from chicken fried steak to butt-fucking murderers.

Butt fucking murderers is exciting 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Butt fucking murderers is exciting 

Odd hobby 😲

54 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Best CFS I have had in SA is Tip Top because of the gravy.  I have no idea what is in it but its yellow not white or brown and its fucking great.  Who else has good CFS in SA?  Off the top of my head I have had Good Time Charlie's and Longhorn Cafe and thought they were good but not great.

I agree with you on Tip Top in the past. The one on Fred road sold to a new owner and last time I went there, pre covid, was pretty meh. Their gravy was still great.

What is the best country song to fuck to? I can think of two. 

Do not search Jodi Arias vagina because you can't un-see that shit. On the old place there was a Jodi thread and yuck.

 

4 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Great god I step away and you've gone from chicken fried steak to butt-fucking murderers.

God bless this place.

4 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Great god I step away and you've gone from chicken fried steak to butt-fucking murderers.

Great band name or album...whichever. 

Just now, Deej said:

God bless this place.

Waaaaay too late for that.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

What is the best country song to fuck to? I can think of two. 

Do not search Jodi Arias vagina because you can't un-see that shit. On the old place there was a Jodi thread and yuck.

 

Nicole's search history...

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22 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

There is no batter.  Dredged in cornmeal seasoned with S&P .. natural okra snot is the binder.

You misspelled Opra. 

I always thought Casey Anthony and Chris Watts would have made a good couple. 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What is the best country song to fuck to?

I don’t think Hank done it this way

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What is the best country song to fuck to? I can think of two. 

Do not search Jodi Arias vagina because you can't un-see that shit. On the old place there was a Jodi thread and yuck.

 

 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What is the best country song to fuck to? I can think of two. 

Do not search Jodi Arias vagina because you can't un-see that shit. On the old place there was a Jodi thread and yuck.

 

I've seen worse. Way worse. my ex had a nickname (in my own mind) rocky Balboa cuz her pu**y looked beat up 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What is the best country song to fuck to? I can think of two. 

Do not search Jodi Arias vagina because you can't un-see that shit. On the old place there was a Jodi thread and yuck.

 

Googling now 

I listened to Burton & Nahlin’s latest podcast about recruiting and if they had a concern about QE not coming to Texas, I didn’t hear it. 

3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I listened to Burton & Nahlin’s latest podcast about recruiting and if they had a concern about QE not coming to Texas, I didn’t hear it. 

linky?

I listened to Burton & Nahlin’s latest podcast about recruiting and if they had a concern about QE not coming to Texas, I didn’t hear it. 

That’s good to hear. Any good CFS recs?
4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Googling now 

It looks like a chicken fried steak.

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What is the best country song to fuck to? I can think of two. 

 

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Do not search Jodi Arias vagina because you can't un-see that shit. On the old place there was a Jodi thread and yuck.

 

Gotdam you….

8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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That's my favorite Baldwin.
The one who's not related to the other fucktards.

6 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I've seen worse. Way worse. my ex had a nickname (in my own mind) rocky Balboa cuz her pu**y looked beat up 

Really? This discussion is happening and you censor "pussy"?

Just now, Deej said:

Really? This discussion is happening and you censor "pussy"?

Old Fashioned Train Wreck [2000x1340] : r/DestructionPorn

The night crew needs to rub one out and focus.

13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What is the best country song to fuck to? I can think of two. 

Do not search Jodi Arias vagina because you can't un-see that shit. On the old place there was a Jodi thread and yuck.

 

Achy Breaky Heart 

18 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Great god I step away and you've gone from chicken fried steak to butt-fucking murderers.

I'm not saying I wouldn't but let me ask this...

Is an vindictive dirty sanchez redundant to a regular dirty sanchez?

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Jesus Christ. Jodi Arias' pussy looks like it has hemorrhoids 

@Nicole44

Yeah, and I broke my laptop slamming it shut. 

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

It looks like a chicken fried steak.

That’s chicken

Just now, ImissWallyPryor said:

Yeah, and I broke my laptop slamming it shut. 

I couldn't look away. I don't think I'm getting sleep tonight. That shit is terrifying 

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Google employees, noticing the sudden uptick in searches for Jodi Arias' vagina:

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1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I couldn't look away. I don't think I'm getting sleep tonight. That shit is terrifying 

You typed that with one hand didn’t you, you sick fuck? 

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I couldn't look away. I don't think I'm getting sleep tonight. That shit is terrifying 

One of y'all posted it on the old board when there was a Jodi Arias crime/trial thread with the disclaimer "Don't look at this" Sometimes people are right. Don't look. But we can't help ourselves. But since she was brought up in this thread...

1 minute ago, BERT said:

You typed that with one hand didn’t you, you sick fuck? 

He remembers what he did for The Fappening.  Lulz.

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