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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

One of y'all posted it on the old board when there was a Jodi Arias crime/trial thread with the disclaimer "Don't look at this" Sometimes people are right. Don't look. But we can't help ourselves. But since she was brought up in this thread...

I feel badly about what we've turned you into. 

22 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What is the best country song to fuck to? I can think of two. 

Do not search Jodi Arias vagina because you can't un-see that shit. On the old place there was a Jodi thread and yuck.

 

Anything with allegro tempo.

13 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

 

he has much better ones than that...

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1 minute ago, Deej said:

I feel badly about what we've turned you into. 

It's not your fault. I feel like I fit in here better than I ever did in the sorority house at UT or anywhere else. I don't have to pretend. Be myself. :) O/T because people have pm'd me...my uncle Bill is in the hospital on a ventilator and has serious issues to overcome but he is opening his eyes a lot more now and the doctors are optimistic...I read @Beau Vine Christmas story to him over the phone and he opened his eyes a lot then. Prayers, Karma, Lit Joints, whatever you got send them his way. I appreciate all the well wishes and told him if he makes it through this (no idea if he really heard me) he has to post on surly. 

 

Anyway, I love Brooks & Dunn for the sex to country music. It just works. 

27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What is the best country song to fuck to? I can think of two. 

Do not search Jodi Arias vagina because you can't un-see that shit. On the old place there was a Jodi thread and yuck.

 

Dear god was it someone’s punching bag?  Fuck lol 

27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What is the best country song to fuck to?

If you're Jerry Sandusky, "Boy Named Sue."

24 minutes ago, Deej said:

I always thought Casey Anthony and Chris Watts would have made a good couple. 

Who do you think Chris was cheating on his wife with?

2 hours ago, cafe society said:

It’s excellent, but if you’re at Jack Allen’s and don’t order the Barbacoa Stackers you’re missing out.  

I'll try this next time.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

It's not your fault. I feel like I fit in here better than I ever did in the sorority house at UT or anywhere else. I don't have to pretend. Be myself. :) O/T because people have pm'd me...my uncle Bill is in the hospital on a ventilator and has serious issues to overcome but he is opening his eyes a lot more now and the doctors are optimistic...I read @Beau Vine Christmas story to him over the phone and he opened his eyes a lot then. Prayers, Karma, Lit Joints, whatever you got send them his way. I appreciate all the well wishes and told him if he makes it through this (no idea if he really heard me) he has to post on surly. 

 

Anyway, I love Brooks & Dunn for the sex to country music. It just works. 

So…One and Dunn?

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

my uncle Bill is in the hospital on a ventilator and has serious issues to overcome but he is opening his eyes a lot more now and the doctors are optimistic...

Wow. That's good to hear. Septic shock at his age has to be dicey. 

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

One of y'all posted it on the old board when there was a Jodi Arias crime/trial thread with the disclaimer "Don't look at this" Sometimes people are right. Don't look. But we can't help ourselves. But since she was brought up in this thread...

Casey Anthony's looks normal in comparison. She has a sex tape I just watched of her giving a beej

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Casey Anthony's looks normal in comparison. She has a sex tape I just watched of her giving a beej

Just another Wednesday night at Spider2Y's house.

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It's not your fault. I feel like I fit in here better than I ever did in the sorority house at UT or anywhere else. I don't have to pretend. Be myself. :) O/T because people have pm'd me...my uncle Bill is in the hospital on a ventilator and has serious issues to overcome but he is opening his eyes a lot more now and the doctors are optimistic...I read @Beau Vine Christmas story to him over the phone and he opened his eyes a lot then. Prayers, Karma, Lit Joints, whatever you got send them his way. I appreciate all the well wishes and told him if he makes it through this (no idea if he really heard me) he has to post on surly. 

 

Anyway, I love Brooks & Dunn for the sex to country music. It just works. 

Thoughts to your uncle Bill. 

 

Also, keep being a sick pervert like the rest of us. It IS home, after all. 

53 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Has anyone checked to make sure Casey is okay?  

Someone needs to tell him Tech's in the market for a QB

26 minutes ago, Deej said:

It looks like a chicken fried steak.

I def did not find her sex tape 

55 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Casey Anthony? I'm sure she's fine 

Ya, I'm sure she's into fat guys salivating over chicken fried steak and fried fucking okra

7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Casey Anthony's looks normal in comparison. She has a sex tape I just watched of her giving a beej

Sounds boring as shit.  Where?

I step away for a few hours and we’ve shifted from CFS to Jodi Arias’ pussy???  Quinn Ewers can’t commit soon enough 

2 minutes ago, Jamaal.25 said:

Ya, I'm sure she's into fat guys salivating over chicken fried steak and fried fucking okra

What about skinny guys salivating over that? Asking for me. 

Just now, GTX Horn said:

I step away for a few hours and we’ve shifted from CFS to Jodi Arias’ pussy???  Quinn Ewers can’t commit soon enough 

They’ve both been heavily tenderized, not that big of a stretch. 

Narrator, “Oh, yes it is.”

Alright let's uh... maybe rope it in a bit before we drive the bus off the cliff, guys. 

The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!

We have a few days at least before any real info gets out on Ewers. It's only going to get worse until then. Then it will get back on track, for a page or two, at least. 

3 minutes ago, Passive Aggressive Coach said:

it was a trap. she knew we would all google that. Hope Solo flashbacks.

I’m more curious about how she came across it. Pun intended.

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I’m more curious about how she came across it. Pun intended.

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52 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What is the best country song to fuck to? I can think of two. 

Do not search Jodi Arias vagina because you can't un-see that shit. On the old place there was a Jodi thread and yuck.

 

So many things going through my head on this one.  The only one that comes to mind is “She got the gold mine, I got the shaft.”

 

Jodi?  Is that you??

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5 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m gonna say it.  Growing up. I hated CFS and I haven’t had it in close to 30 years.  I said it 

And I mean this with all due respect, but you’re a communist. 

Plowmans kitchen in Taylor has what I believe to be the best CFS in Texas right now.

It’s phenomenal.

2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

So many things going through my head on this one.  The only one that comes to mind is “She got the gold mine, I got the shaft.”

 

Jodi?  Is that you??

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Since we’re talking about chics that murder people, several years back I was at a buddies place and two chics came over to hang with us for a bit. I noticed that one of the girls seemed a little odd and looked a little familiar.  After they left I said so to my friend, and it turned out she was Laura Hall, just a few weeks after her encounter with Jennifer Cave. Didn’t ask her if she liked butt stuff though. 

56 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What is the best country song to fuck to? I can think of two. 

I tried to fuck to The Fireman once (no homo) but gotdamn that upbeat tempo. Plus the fiddle solo. Couldn’t keep up

1 minute ago, Handcruser said:

Plowmans kitchen in Taylor has what I believe to be the best CFS in Texas right now.

It’s phenomenal.

That is legit. I would just say if ever in Midland give Scotty's a try. Probably one of my favorites and being a Panhandle chick I have had a ton of CFS. This one rocks. 

1 minute ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Since we’re talking about chics that murder people, several years back I was at a buddies place and two chics came over to hang with us for a bit. I noticed that one of the girls seemed a little odd and looked a little familiar.  After they left I said so to my friend, and it turned out she was Laura Hall, just a few weeks after her encounter with Jennifer Cave. Didn’t ask her if she liked butt stuff though. 

Fuck that bitch. She got off light. Man what an absolute sociopath. I remember that because my cousin was staying in the same apartment complex at the time. If ever there was a woman that needed to be burnt at the stake...she would be one. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fuck that bitch. She got off light. Man what an absolute sociopath. I remember that because my cousin was staying in the same apartment complex at the time. If ever there was a woman that needed to be burnt at the stake...she would be one. 

Yeah so my friend knew her friend and didn’t know that she was brining Laura over. It was all pretty fucked up just being in the same room. 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Do not search Jodi Arias vagina because you can't un-see that shit. 

 

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So, uh, I hate to ask and change the topic, but any updates on tech’s in-home visit?

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I just want to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart for helping me get through an extremely tough time lately. My fiance and I just recently lost our new born son a few ago weeks ago (and nearly lost her as well), and I have been mostly wallowing in despair. One of the few things that has helped me take my mind off of things is laughing at all the crazy shit some of you fuckers post on here. Y'all surly bastards keep being y'all, and Hook' em.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

What is the best country song to fuck to? I can think of two. 

Do not search Jodi Arias vagina because you can't un-see that shit. On the old place there was a Jodi thread and yuck.

 

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2 hours ago, Okcool said:

Richter’s Antler Cafe for CFS just outside SA. Period. You’ll thank me later. 

Never had the cfs there, but I had a really nice burger and frog legs.  Good place.

15 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Didn’t ask her if she liked butt stuff though. 

Narrator: "She did."

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Do not search Jodi Arias vagina because you can't un-see that shit.

 

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I didn't look at that, but it made me think of this scene.  Lulz.

5 minutes ago, Ewreck10 said:

So, uh, I hate to ask and change the topic, but any updates on tech’s in-home visit?

Tech coaches showed him this thread. 

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