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15 minutes ago, GirlsLikeFootballToo said:

As a long time reader but first time poster and (true story) sorority sister and house mate of @Nicole44, I am offended. 😀 JK Nicole 

Hitby fucks all y'all up everytime. I already told y'all to rub one out and focus but here we are.

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2 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

So what you’re saying is sorority sisters > CFS?

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Morning crew, tomorrow...

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19 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

So who's gonna be the 1st to write arias ? 

Depends what you mean. We generally credit Caccini with writing the first Arias (arie) in a book of songs, though the term had been floating around before that. The more common definition, a solo song in an operatic work, developed shortly afterward, with Orfeo by Monteverdi being a defining moment for the style, and the works of Gluck and Handel making significant impacts on the word. 
 

That was the question, right?

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

This looks like it could fit in somewhere in between the murderous hottie killer/semi-hottie molester conversations.

It would definitely be a new fork in the road though.

Not one that I myself am willing to venture down.

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15 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Hot damn, we just doubled the number of females on this site!

Bless your heart

1 minute ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Pretty sure Nahlin replied to this with we’re not in the running, <strike>un</strike>fortunately

 

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So, this is the first image on a Google search for "Casey Anthony Chicken Fried Steak":

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I kinda like the lack of context here. I mean, this whole thread has that Dada/performance art feel to it anyway.

19 minutes ago, Deej said:

So, uh, I hate to ask and change the topic, but any updates on tech’s in-home visit?

Quin could have committed 2 house ago and nobody on this thread would have known  it.  

1 hour ago, TenCarryTom said:

Who do you think Chris was cheating on his wife with?

Sadly, it was some chick named Nicole. Yuck. Apparently she still writes him in prison. Hopefully, he will die soon. Too serious though. 

 

If you could pick one game at the arcade back in the day...what would you play? (Sorry for the lame just trying to interject some happy)

1 minute ago, General Specific said:


Two, at the same time on Surly? May this day forever be remembered!

A day that will live in infamy.

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So, this is the first image on a Google search for "Casey Anthony Chicken Fried Steak":

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I kinda like the lack of context here. I mean, this whole thread has that Dada/performance art feel to it anyway.

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3 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Hitby fucks all y'all up everytime. I already told y'all to rub one out and focus but here we are.

WTF are you talking about?

Just now, Nicole44 said:

If you could pick one game at the arcade back in the day...what would you play? (Sorry for the lame just trying to interject some happy)

Galaxians. No question.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Sadly, it was some chick named Nicole. Yuck. Apparently she still writes him in prison. Hopefully, he will die soon. Too serious though. 

 

If you could pick one game at the arcade back in the day...what would you play? (Sorry for the lame just trying to interject some happy)

Dragon’s Lair

23 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Luby’s CFS ain’t all that bad.  

….maybe yours….after digging thru the breading, I found some meat…about the size of a half dollar….gravy was good.

Quin could have committed 2 house ago and nobody on this thread would have known  it.  

Who’s Quin? We had CFS and now two womens!
2 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Quin could have committed 2 house ago and nobody on this thread would have known  it.  

Well, we're a bit distracted by Nicole and her friend. I think Quinn would understand. 

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

….maybe yours….after digging thru the breading, I found some meat…about the size of a half dollar….gravy was good.

That wasn't meat.

1 minute ago, CowtownHorn said:

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If that's gravy, I would smash the fuck out of that. CFS with gravy and an over-easy egg on top...

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2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Galaxians. No question.

 

1 minute ago, CowtownHorn said:

Dragon’s Lair

 

Just now, RollLeft said:

Galaga or SpyHunter maybe MoonPatrol

Mortal Kombat for some reason was mine. 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Well, we're a bit distracted by Nicole and her friend. I think Quinn would understand. 

Yep. 

2 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

 

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I'll take rwo thighs and two breasts. Extra spicy.

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

If you could pick one game at the arcade back in the day...what would you play? (Sorry for the lame just trying to interject some happy)

Being an 80's child, I could name some old school ones.

But to me, Dig Dug was the favorite.  

That, and Pole Position.

Peh, Peh, Peh, Poomb!

 

Leave for three hours. 250+ new posts, and we are still talking about gravy.

13 minutes ago, Deej said:

Unless they're sharing a CFS.

Cut with scissors?

16 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I'm really just an amalgam. I am not popular. So happy that some of my sorority sisters are slowly weighing in. Awesome. Because I see more of you lurking and repping without posting. Bravo. 

Gonna need those numbers posted 

10 minutes ago, LOHorn said:

Depends what you mean. We generally credit Caccini with writing the first Arias (arie) in a book of songs, though the term had been floating around before that. The more common definition, a solo song in an operatic work, developed shortly afterward, with Orfeo by Monteverdi being a defining moment for the style, and the works of Gluck and Handel making significant impacts on the word. 
 

That was the question, right?

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2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Best arcade game for me was Paper Boy

Don't need to hear about your personal life.

31 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Luby’s CFS ain’t all that bad.  

It’s particularly good when the take out counter is 50 ft. from your back door in college.

If you read the last few pages of this thread as the first things you have ever read on this site.  You will either never come back or you will fit right in and it’s your new favorite site!  Lol

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1 minute ago, Errestaurants said:

We've got sorority sisters up in here and we're talking about CFS. Jeus gentlemen 

May I suggest a slight topic change to the happier subject of areolas?

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

May I suggest a slight topic change to the happier subject of areolas?

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