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Following this thread and the 2022 recruiting thread at the same time is like talking to a schizophrenic

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Just now, HenryJames said:

You need to eat a chicken fried steak.

So what is Quinn up to? Do we even know? Flying to the Austin? 

Following this thread and the 2022 recruiting thread at the same time is like talking to a schizophrenic

Oh come on, let’s not undersell ourselves, we’re all schizophrenic right? Right?
3 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Following this thread and the 2022 recruiting thread at the same time is like talking to a schizophrenic

I've had the same feeling myself today.

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

I'd give you a solid 5 if you know what I mean

I really don't. But I will take it. I really hope people post their Christmas lights because my neighbors went crazy.  They must have put everything Christmas they have ever bought. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I really don't. But I will take it. 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I really don't. But I will take it. I really hope people post their Christmas lights because my neighbors went crazy.  They must have put everything Christmas they have ever bought. 

Kel with the score!

1 minute ago, TankedBevo said:

Every time I come back to catch up with this thread 

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Much better vibe than the other one. I ventured over there a few minutes ago and it seemed quite tense.

6 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I'd give you a solid 5 if you know what I mean

 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I really don't. But I will take it. 

That was easy. She’s taken boys, move on.

The last 10 (15?) pages is most this thread has focused on a single topic all 115+ pages. 
You gotta shovel some compost in to make shit grow. 1000 pages don't make itself brah! [emoji322][emoji1653][emoji205][emoji243][emoji869]
The last 10 (15?) pages is most this thread has focused on a single topic all 115+ pages. 
You gotta shovel some compost in to make shit grow. 1000 pages don't make itself brah! [emoji322][emoji1653][emoji205][emoji243][emoji869]

Just submitted my final grad school exam of the semester. What have I missed? 

Bunch of thirsty fuckers up in here, and it looks like Nicole is trying to slake that thirst. Give it a couple of hours, boys. The glory that was the Urban night crew thread may manifest itself again. 

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Closest right now current that I can show. Feel like showing.
Like I said I appreciate the fan shit. This is me currently and I know people can confirm. 
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Why, why do you subject yourself to this? Oh, and thank you!
59 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Billions of nude pics on the internet on you fuckers can’t just let Nicole hang out and catch normal shit like the rest of us?

 

27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Closest right now current that I can show. Feel like showing.

Like I said I appreciate the fan shit. This is me currently and I know people can confirm. 

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Gonna need you to hold up today’s newspaper for proof of life. 

1 minute ago, Eggo said:

Just submitted my final grad school exam of the semester. What have I missed? 

Pages and pages of utterly useless, awesome entertainment.

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11 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

@Nicole44 is cool people. Can confirm.

Seconded

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Best queso you have ever made or had? 

Queso at No Frills up here near FW slaps.

Just now, RGBIII said:

Seconded

Surprising number of cool people on here tbh

30 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Closest right now current that I can show. Feel like showing.

Like I said I appreciate the fan shit. This is me currently and I know people can confirm. 

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Seconded

Thanks! Both you and @immamac are hot in your own ways. Thanks. 

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Username checking out?

I almost posted “my username checks out” as the reply to her pic, but that might be taken as an insult

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That’s cool and all but you haven’t shown us your tits. 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I did send them but them PIHB thread somehow is not there in anymore.

And honestly, I am a 6 at best. Sad day. for the trying to post. Like I posted in a thread that isn't there anymore. WTF. Sigh. 

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

Thanks! Both you and @immamac are hot in your own ways. Thanks. 

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To be fair, Nicole has held up her end of the bargain. However, her sorority sister(s), not so much!!!!

Either that, or Tappa is fubar!
2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Someone say thirsty?

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Damn straight. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Thanks! Both you and @immamac are hot in your own ways. Thanks. 

 the real question should be who would surly rather bang rgb3 or immamac? 

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To be fair, Nicole has held up her end of the bargain. However, her sorority sister(s), not so much!!!!

Either that, or Tappa is fubar!
Just now, RGBIII said:

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You and @immamac two of the coolest people I have ever watched a football game with. Badass. 

10 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Just submitted my final grad school exam of the semester. What have I missed? 

Nicole and her sorority sisters will be making chicken fried steak live on her OnlyFans.

2 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

This looks like it could fit in somewhere in between the murderous hottie killer/semi-hottie molester conversations.

It would definitely be a new fork in the road though.

Not one that I myself am willing to venture down.

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Best queso you have ever made or had? 

It had already been a long weekend with Girl from Tech, and it was only Saturday. She had just gotten through roughing me up in the backseat of her BMW X2 when I managed the strength to open the back hatch and stumble out, determined to seek sustenance and refuel my loins. I looked left and right and asked myself "Where am I?" when a homeless man responded from afar: "You ain't never been here, kid, and you'll never be here again." I filed that advice for future pondering and shuffled down a narrow alleyway with stray cats and loose women bordering the cobblestone path. I knew I didn't belong, but I had to go on. No way would I make it out of the next Girl from Tech punishment without at least a little something to stave off death for a few hours longer. Anything would do. Suddenly... in front of me... there it was. Magnolia Cafe on Lake Austin Boulevard. I patted myself on the back (which hurt from the earlier lashings) for my luck and went in and sat at a booth. "What's good tonight?" I asked the dreadlocked waiter. "Don't worry, honey. I've got just the thing you need." After a couple more hours, I came out of the bathroom and sat back in my booth and ordered the Mag's Mud queso. It was pretty good. 

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Thanks! Both you and @immamac are hot in your own ways. Thanks. 

Damn straight.

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Just now, FunkSoulBrother said:

From CFS to Nicole's legs

true. foghorn leghorn. Nekkid is as nekkid does. 

Just now, CowtownHorn said:

Damn straight.

 

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Why do we allow Tom Herman showing up? I mean shit man. 

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2 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Damn straight.

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In before “y’all got Tom Herman to shotgun a beer”

Just now, RGBIII said:

In before “y’all got Tom Herman to shotgun a beer”

You had me at the grab the mike crying baby rant! 

28 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I really don't. But I will take it. I really hope people post their Christmas lights because my neighbors went crazy.  They must have put everything Christmas they have ever bought. 

He was claiming his weiner can solidly sustain 5 inches for you. He measures from the back of the balls

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