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1 minute ago, justhookit said:

I’m just going to resign myself to the fact that I’m never catching up. But seriously did anything at all happen this evening?

I’m as informed as you, and I can say with some confidence that nothing has happened. 

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2 minutes ago, justhookit said:

I’m just going to resign myself to the fact that I’m never catching up. But seriously did anything at all happen this evening?

I think last we heard QE was hog hunting somewhere today. Brenen Thompson liked his instagram post or some such. 

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11 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Used real cheddar, home-grown Hatch Chiles and home-grown tomatoes, the usual spices (oregano, cumin, coriander) and sodium citrate as an emulsifier. Dam good.

I am the biggest queso snob I know, but I have an abomination that I use for parties that is crack on a chip. 

cream cheese, rotel, green chiles, and breakfast sausage in a crockpot. Your welcome.

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11 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Probably already been done, but

 

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shit.  that's already old news.

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this thread definitely feels like early years ShaggyBevo.  just wheels fucking off, late night.

4 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

this thread definitely feels like early years ShaggyBevo.  just wheels fucking off, late night.

It’s very panchochat

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

shit.  that's already old news.

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Shit that was going to be my next one but I was debating replacing chicken fried steak with Quinn. @Nicole44if we don’t get QE we are gonna blame you.

18 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

God dammit! bested by Margaret again! I cry in shame.

and first chair trombone was always a sham, Philip and I both knew damn well that Allen was better than we were, even though Mr Ed diplomatically rotated us through first chair...

Classic Mr. Ed. 

Shit that was going to be my next one but I was debating replacing chicken fried steak with Quinn. [mention=1234]Nicole44[/mention]if we don’t get QE we are gonna blame you.

Oh no, no, no. Again, Nicole44 has held up her end. It’s her damn sorority sisters that have not come through. They would deserve our scorn!!!!
2 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Shit that was going to be my next one but I was debating replacing chicken fried steak with Quinn. @Nicole44if we don’t get QE we are gonna blame you.

My nekkid pics won't be enough. I just hope QE will be enough. I like Casey. JMO.  

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I really don't. But I will take it. I really hope people post their Christmas lights because my neighbors went crazy.  They must have put everything Christmas they have ever bought. 

You've never been to Lala's, have you? Makes most Christmas collections look pathetic. 

18 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I’m as informed as you, and I can say with some confidence that nothing has happened. 

I don't think Nicole would agree with that statement.

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s very panchochat

Wow. I can't figure out how to post a way out of that. 

21 minutes ago, justhookit said:

I’m just going to resign myself to the fact that I’m never catching up. But seriously did anything at all happen this evening?

 

24 minutes ago, justhookit said:

I’m just going to resign myself to the fact that I’m never catching up. But seriously did anything at all happen this evening?

But seriously, TCU is out. Liucci is crying on Twitter about big, bad tu paying Ewers $4M to play for the Horns and Tceh fans are saying they don't want Ewers anyway because he's a pre-Madonna. (We feel pretty good about things. Can you tell?)

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Wow. I can't figure out how to post a way out of that. 

The pics from Port A don’t go public.

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

But seriously, TCU is out. Liucci is crying on Twitter about big, bad tu paying Ewers $4M to play for the Horns and Tceh fans are saying they don't want Ewers anyway because he's a pre-Madonna. (We feel pretty good about things. Can you tell?)

BOOM! 

29 minutes ago, justhookit said:

I’m just going to resign myself to the fact that I’m never catching up. But seriously did anything at all happen this evening?

Do you like CFS or gravy or vaginas that have gone 12 rounds with Mike Tyson?

1 minute ago, justhookit said:

The pics from Port A don’t go public.

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Great pic. 

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

But seriously, TCU is out. Liucci is crying on Twitter about big, bad tu paying Ewers $4M to play for the Horns and Tceh fans are saying they don't want Ewers anyway because he's a pre-Madonna. (We feel pretty good about things. Can you tell?)

One way or the other this is going to take this website offline for hours isn’t it? Can we invest in futures bandwidth for a future spike?

No way I’ll be able to find it, but this afternoon someone opined that there’s no way night shift outperforms day shift today.  That poster needs to tip his king in the morning. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Great pic. 

We didn’t drink any of that. As YOU KNOW.

1 minute ago, justhookit said:

One way or the other this is going to take this website offline for hours isn’t it? Can we invest in futures bandwidth for a future spike?

Haven't you heard? All of our money is going to Ewers.

1 minute ago, justhookit said:

One way or the other this is going to take this website offline for hours isn’t it? Can we invest in futures bandwidth for a future spike?

I'm guessing the DB is the more likely culprit than bandwidth issues

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Great pic. 

And actually we just finished that tequila bottle off. We are slackers.

3 minutes ago, justhookit said:

We didn’t drink any of that. As YOU KNOW.

That was a great day.  

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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God damn, is that CFS, Jodie Arias, or Casey Anthony?

Give us some context, man. 

1 minute ago, Victor Lazlo said:

God damn, is that CFS, Jodie Arias, or Casey Anthony?

Give us some context, man. 

yes?  Mostly Jodie and her roast beef sandwich looking pussy.

7 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

God damn, is that CFS, Jodie Arias, or Casey Anthony?

Give us some context, man. 

It’s hope solo. What’s wrong with you?

 

That’s what’s so great about this site. You can post the dumbest thing you’ve ever said and within hours it’s already way in the review

1 minute ago, BERT said:

That’s what’s so great about this site. You can post the dumbest thing you’ve ever said and within hours it’s already way in the review

Is that chicken or steak?

40 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

You've never been to Lala's, have you? Makes most Christmas collections look pathetic. 

I've been kicked out of Lala's. 

Nice bar, though. 

If blacklab deleted the non-QE content from this thread it’d be 3 and a half pages.

2 minutes ago, Assman said:

If blacklab deleted the non-QE content from this thread it’d be 3 and a half pages.

That’s a feature not a bug.

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I've been kicked out of Lala's. 

Nice bar, though. 

Is that a Dallas bar or Austin? We might as well discuss the various merits of getting kicked out in the better city.

I just poured a hefty bowl of Fruity Pebbles.  I’m ready for the the QE commitment, Nicole’s nudes, or okra talk.

2 minutes ago, Assman said:

I just poured a hefty bowl of Fruity Pebbles.  I’m ready for the the QE commitment, Nicole’s nudes, or okra talk.

There is this huge deal with the kiddos. Milk first or cereal? I could give a fuck. 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

There is this huge deal with the kiddos. Milk first or cereal? I could give a fuck. 

Cereal.  If you pour milk first you're a sociopath 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

There is this huge deal with the kiddos. Milk first or cereal? I could give a fuck. 

Only psychopaths like Jodi Arias pour milk first.  

Wait people pour milk first? Like that’s a thing? Next you’ll be telling me  lime before salt.

So cereal: Captain Crunch? as the best? or gram cracker things?

31 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Is that chicken or steak?

Yes

Just now, justhookit said:

Wait people pour milk first? Like that’s a thing? Next you’ll be telling me  lime before salt.

More like shoes before socks

2 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Wait people pour milk first? Like that’s a thing? Next you’ll be telling me  lime before salt.

There is that famous guy that called the olympics (kerri strugg) that eats it with water. Why?????

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So cereal: Captain Crunch? as the best? or gram cracker things?

Explain gram cracker things in 50 words or less. Go.

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