Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Popular Post
17 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I remember another time I was attention seeking when I commented that I felt bad for Bijan when he committed to Texas. Then I remember getting absolutely annihilated for the sentiment. Then I remember flashing forward 2 years when every person that shredded me posted in the Bijan thread that they felt sorry for him that he was wasting away surrounded by mediocrity/incompetence.

Well you're wrong about Bijan if it helps you try to figure things out. He's happy in Austin and is doing very well for himself and only needs to avoid another injury in order to be a very high draft pick (certainly for a RB) next year. Your "woe are we poor me I'm just the only rational fan around here" shtick is tiresome and just makes you look dumb.

  • Replies 8.2k
  • Views 777.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • I just want to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart for helping me get through an extremely tough time lately. My fiance and I just recently lost our new born son a few ago weeks ago (and nearly

  • StassneyHorn
    StassneyHorn

    All these negs but no reply why Columbus sucks or how Southlake Morgan Wallen is way better according to everyone who does this for a living with a pulse.

  • Walden Ponderer
    Walden Ponderer

Posted Images

8 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I think the schools he is considering are poor choices.

This is crazy but sometimes people just want to attend and play football at the University of Texas. Wild thought, I know.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is that a poster we should give a shit about?

I mean, he's a well-known member and a father. What else do you need? 

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is that a poster we should give a shit about?

From what others have said about him, yes. He’s supposedly money and has a track record. 

  • Popular Post

Watching some of our fans actively root against QE coming here is pathetic. 

Miserable bitches that need to find a new hobby. 

 

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is that a poster we should give a shit about?

He supposedly has a lot of good intel. I care more about aidanhutchinsonsmom though.

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is that a poster we should give a shit about?

He's got a mixed track record IIRC. I think there's enough smoke here that he's not going out on a limb, however. 

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Well you're wrong about Bijan if it helps you try to figure things out. He's happy in Austin and is doing very well for himself and only needs to avoid another injury in order to be a very high draft pick (certainly for a RB) next year. Your "woe are we poor me I'm just the only rational fan around here" shtick is tiresome and just makes you look dumb.

Preach. They need to find a new hobby if they’re this miserable. It’s pathetic. 

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Will post an unpopular opinion:

0% chance I’m headed to Texas if I’m QE. Our Oline is a fucking disaster, we have exactly 1 WR that can catch a football, and I’m not even sure we have TEs.

Yet we hung 70 on Tceh

14 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Well fuck… we ruined college football earlier this week and now we are ruining this poor innocent man’s life by posting about CFS…

How the fuck are we are going to be able to live with ourselves?

College fucking Station?

13 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Watching some of our fans actively root against QE coming here is pathetic. 

Miserable bitches that need to find a new hobby. 

 

That isn’t happening, but by all means, continuing thinking it is if it’s how you’re comfortable processing thoughts.

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Great movie. Kurt is one of my favs.

You dont know Kurt Russell like i know Kurt Russell 

download (20).jpeg

23 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Well you're wrong about Bijan if it helps you try to figure things out. He's happy in Austin and is doing very well for himself and only needs to avoid another injury in order to be a very high draft pick (certainly for a RB) next year. Your "woe are we poor me I'm just the only rational fan around here" shtick is tiresome and just makes you look dumb.

Well, no, everything I posted actually happened so I’m not sure how it could be wrong. Maybe your advanced stats say otherwise though, at which point I’ll defer to those.

6 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

My favorite clip of any movie: 

 

Best movie scene ever.

If aidensdad is confident. I’m confident. Put him in the calculator. Pop your clown shoes beer and CFS with pickled okra gents!

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

image.thumb.png.889edb2f67fa94347b9b73511583f4e4.png

I think that Aidensdad and Fountains of Wayne need to get together

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

It's not an unpopular opinion, it's just you doing some more attention-seeking.

But yes, we all recognize that you can't even imagine being really awesome at something and having the associated knowledge and confidence that other people who are awesome st that thing will follow you. 

You are kind of a cunt. Flick of a keystroke. Strike someone down. 

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is that a poster we should give a shit about?

I'm sure Aiden thinks so.

2 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Awesome!

11 hours ago, RollLeft said:

what is the deal with sticking the tongue out...ughh...it just ruins it for me.

spacer.png

Threadgills had the GOAT CFS.

If you like soggy ass unseasoned horse meat
1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I remember another time I was attention seeking when I commented that I felt bad for Bijan when he committed to Texas. Then I remember getting absolutely annihilated for the sentiment. Then I remember flashing forward 2 years when every person that shredded me posted in the Bijan thread that they felt sorry for him that he was wasting away surrounded by mediocrity/incompetence.

Negged for being a miserable piece of shit.

17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You are kind of a cunt. Flick of a keystroke. Strike someone down. 

If people don't want to have their stupid posts called out for being stupid they could just not make them. 

I see we've gone full Lord of the Flies in here and are starting to turn on each other.  About time.

Can't believe it took navigating the fearsome waters of CFS, female posters and other assorted topics to finally reach Bollywood's unsurprising take. 
 

Every serious Texas fan wants the best for this recruitment and our football program in general. Sadly, some would far rather be seen as great seers than for the Longhorns to return to glory. These keyboard jockeys are the "fans" I question. Everyone with a brain realizes we're in for major challenges no matter who the QB or coach or NIL czar is. So get behind the team or get out. 
 

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

If people don't want to have their stupid posts called out for being stupid they could just not make them. 

Blaming the victim!

30 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Well, no, everything I posted actually happened so I’m not sure how it could be wrong. Maybe your advanced stats say otherwise though, at which point I’ll defer to those.

Read earlier Bijan has already made a million dollars. His other choice was Ohio st where he would be splitting carries with Henderson.  Bijan is ok

4 minutes ago, Jester said:

I see we've gone full Lord of the Flies in here and are starting to turn on each other.  About time.

This Is The Way GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY

12 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Day shift is not bringing it. Night shift would have 72 new pages by now. 
 

spacer.png

Night shift seems to have the bigger drinking problem. Well, at least I do. 

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

If people don't want to have their stupid posts called out for being stupid they could just not make them. 

You seem to thrive on that though. Cutting posters down…

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I think the schools he is considering are poor choices.

I don't get Tech.  

However,  taking the homer out my mind,  I still don't think there is a better choice in all of football than Texas. 

We are a perfect fit.  

Joey McGuire is a good coach, and yes Texas has been a dumpster fire, but it is absolutely ridiculous that we are in a competition with a school that’s a much bigger dumpster fire than us led by what’s basically an enhanced high school football staff. What bizarro world are we living in?

2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Shut up, Nicole.

Night crew is going to be so mad at you.

  • Popular Post
2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Shut up, Nicole.

Shut up definitelynoonegivesashit!

1 minute ago, Aslan24 said:

Night crew is going to be so mad at you.

Why? All I contribute is chaos mayhem maybe a hallmark moment? 

7 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

Captain Crunch was engineered to cause the maximum number of canker sores possible. 

Who’s going to tell him it’s called herpes and it wasn’t from the captain crunch?   
 

pro tip=  If it looks like Antonio Margarito after Pacquiao finished him, it’s probably infected and you should steer clear.  

Great start, guys (and girl). Absent a commitment, at this rate we’ll reach the collapse of Rome by COB tomorrow. 

3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Great start, guys (and girl). Absent a commitment, at this rate we’ll reach the collapse of Rome by COB tomorrow. 

 

Well, yeah, of course we'll need until tomorrow.

Rome didn't collapse in a day ... 

 

DefinitelyNot needs to know that Nicole has apparently been up for 24 hours straight posting rambling crazy shit all night long. No one can keep up with her. In other words, you're out of your element.

walter-sobchak-fishing-vest-e15615725242

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.