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16 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

 

 

One more time man, we didn't catch it the first three times

This how we’re going to get to 1000.  Pay attention people.  

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16 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

 

 

One more time man, we didn't catch it the first three times

This how we’re going to get to 1000.  Pay attention people.  

26 minutes ago, Deej said:

And yet somehow this Ewers thread is better than the one on the football board. At least we haven't devolved into the Strong vs. Herman argument. 

"Which would you rather have, bubonic plague, or smallpox?"

I mean, at least Simms vs. Applewhite was about who could win more, not who sucked the least.

Sark better have his shit together this weekend. Tech is the brand new sparkly “shiny” object. 

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15 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Sounds boring as shit.  Where?

Literally went to Google and typed in Casey Anthony naked and it took me to it lol. Google knows how I roll. Gimme the good stuff up front 

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4 hours ago, theaveragejon said:

Do you live in a hotel or what? 

It’s all fucked up because we were Xmas decorating yesterday. and lots of drinking. I’ll try to get a better picture for you one day. If you are referring to the chair fabric my decorator said it was “in”. It has grown on me.

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15 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Sark better have his shit together this weekend. Tech is the brand new sparkly “shiny” object. 

LOL

6 minutes ago, justhookit said:

It’s all fucked up because we were Xmas decorating yesterday. and lots of drinking. I’ll try to get a better picture for you one day. If you are referring to the chair fabric my decorator said it was “in”. It has grown on me.

Did a shark attack your coffee table?

12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Day crew sucks like Oklahoma!

News flash: You’re posting. During the day. 

12 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Did a shark attack your coffee table?

No, like holes in women’s jeans, I had to pay extra for that.

10 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Oh really? 

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1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

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4 minutes ago, The Dude said:

News flash: You’re posting. During the day. 

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5 hours ago, B00M said:

Do you think honey bunches of oats is healthy too?

no

40 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Sark better have his shit together this weekend. Tech is the brand new sparkly “shiny” object. 

It’s really, really not

9 minutes ago, The Dude said:

News flash: You’re posting. During the day. 

are you suggesting it's too early to be drunk? because it sounds like you're suggesting it's too early to be drunk

The similarities between this thread and the Urban thread are amazing in terms of flow.

Who is Bryce Young’s backup?

The similarities between this thread and the Urban thread are amazing in terms of flow.

Who is Bryce Young’s backup?

41 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Sark better have his shit together this weekend. Tech is the brand new sparkly “shiny” object. 

The small # of Tech fans I know in real life are insanely excited about McGwire. And one of them was talking up Kittley to me like it was going to be so awesome.

I am jealous. I loved feeling that way about Herman.

 

Love that New Coach Smell.

49 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don't need one.
Miles: Where's your wife?
Buck: Don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don't.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my dad's brother?
Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I'm your dad's brother alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I'm a kid that's my job.

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2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The similarities between this thread and the Urban thread are amazing in terms of flow.

You know what else flows?

Diarrhea.

28 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Day crew sucks like Oklahoma!

....and swallows, too.  Lulz.

4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Love that New Coach Smell.


All I can remember is the smell of that stinker we floated at the cotton bowl 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Uncle Buck! Also....

 

ousucks GIF

That is fair

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You know what else flows?

Diarrhea.

Speaking of, I just stumbled into the kitchen and found my girl with this on the stove and 18 open spice containers. I’m pretty sure I’m having Jade’s chili for lunch. I’m going back to bed.

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I don't know shit from shit, but Sark's ass needs to be on face time with both UVA linemen and that Minnesota lineman (I know he's predicted to come here, but we need moar). We simply cannot have any more pussies manning the line (Karic will get better and so will Majors, but we need immediate plug and play Calvin Anderson style)

52 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Immamac,

Immamac,

Immamac,

Time to fire up more compute! Or bounce those misbehaving bitches!

Those CPUs have already been dedicated to mining Bitcoin and won't be switched back.  Lulz.

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I don't know shit from shit, but Sark's ass needs to be on face time with both UVA linemen and that Minnesota lineman (I know he's predicted to come here, but we need moar). We simply cannot have any more pussies manning the line (Karic will get better and so will Majors, but we need immediate plug and play Calvin Anderson style)

Jake Gyllenhaal Reaction GIF
 

When arch reads that post he’s going to commit on the spot for the wordplay 

I guess day crew had a heart attack after all that artery clogging and delicious conversation, because it’s dead here.

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I guess night crew will have to pick up the slack!

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15 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Hello!......I'm here for the CFS Talk

Im Here For The Gangbang GIFs | Tenor

We've moved on to Jodi Arias hemorrhoids pussy talk 

Day crew's problem is they seem better rested, unlike the night crew. I get the feeling most of the night crew averages about 3-4 hours of sleep a day, which leads to much more entertaining posts filling in these long stretches of no new information. 

51 minutes ago, justhookit said:

No, like holes in women’s jeans, I had to pay extra for that.

Island chic?

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Day crew's problem is they seem better rested, unlike the night crew. I get the feeling most of the night crew averages about 3-4 hours of sleep a day, which leads to much more entertaining posts filling in these long stretches of no new information. 

I have a 8-5 job. I can't wait to contribute. 

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Me every morning:

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1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

The small # of Tech fans I know in real life are insanely excited about McGwire. And one of them was talking up Kittley to me like it was going to be so awesome.

I am jealous. I loved feeling that way about Herman.

 

Love that New Coach Smell.

I'm tired of the new coach smell.  I'm ready for a coach who gets it done long term until he gets that classic coach smell.

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

The similarities between this thread and the Urban thread are amazing in terms of flow.

Who is Bryce Young’s backup?

#Milroe

So I’m stuck in some sort of bizarre island version of this. I was just informed we have guests coming over for an informal Xmas party at 3 and I needed to go to the store. One of the guests is no shit bringing eggnog. We are obviously having Jade’s chili but other than that I’m not sure what is going on with this menu. Not included on the list was Marlboro lights and more money to pay the person delivering a mattress this afternoon. What mattress and from where you might ask? I have no idea either. We also don’t need a mattress. No clue how I’m going to make it till 5:30 for our most important non-conference basketball game of the year. @MissingInActionyour girl will be here come on down. There’s clearly no way I will be able to pay attention to this thread so somebody text me when nothing happens.

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