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21 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I sincerely hope ya'll work out. At some point. In the day. Jump around? Besides eat?

Ooooooh no, you can't start judging now. 

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22 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I sincerely hope ya'll work out. At some point. In the day. Jump around? Besides eat?

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

Must be nice to drop "millions" on hope. My source says it is a done deal. My only source. and yeah he is pretty damn accurate.

So is he coming or not.. need to make a beer run for the night

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Must be nice to drop "millions" on hope. My source says it is a done deal. My only source. and yeah he is pretty damn accurate.

Done deal in a good way I presume?

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Just now, Thiefery said:

So is he coming or not.. need to make a beer run for the night

He always wanted to come here. Just manipulated the system. God I really hope he is as good as advertised, Expect an announcement Sat. That is what I was told. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

He always wanted to come here. Just manipulated the system. God I really hope he is as good as advertised, Expect an announcement Sat. That is what I was told. 

Thank you, HookEm

 

Yep. Schlotzsky's headquarters is in Atlanta, now. 

When did this happen? The last time I ate there they were still headquartered in Austin.

6 minutes ago, BERT said:

Ooooooh no, you can't start judging now. 

I have seen Ernie! Get in shape fuckers. 

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I have a soft spot in my heart for Thundercloud, just because in college I would go in there so fucked up that I could barely speak, and the folks behind the counter would always help you through it.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I am not worthy of this idea. You know who might be?

I must confess I am a slut. It is all true. I have slept with everyone on this board. Everyone. 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I have seen Ernie! Get in shape fuckers. 

He's the one eating cookies in the damn bed not me. 

2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I have a soft spot in my heart for Thundercloud, just because in college I would go in there so fucked up that I could barely speak, and the folks behind the counter would always help you through it.

Because they were also so fucked up they could barely speak. Nttawwt. 

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

If he really always planned on coming to Texas all along as he graduated early and went out of state so he could fleece Rust Belt couch burners for a year before coming back, then he’s my favorite recruit of all time and I take back everything I ever said about his mullet.

Agreed. I hope the next time he fucks the buckeyes over, it is in the National Championship game.

1 hour ago, justhookit said:

So I’m stuck in some sort of bizarre island version of this. I was just informed we have guests coming over for an informal Xmas party at 3 and I needed to go to the store. One of the guests is no shit bringing eggnog. We are obviously having Jade’s chili but other than that I’m not sure what is going on with this menu. Not included on the list was Marlboro lights and more money to pay the person delivering a mattress this afternoon. What mattress and from where you might ask? I have no idea either. We also don’t need a mattress. No clue how I’m going to make it till 5:30 for our most important non-conference basketball game of the year. @MissingInActionyour girl will be here come on down. There’s clearly no way I will be able to pay attention to this thread so somebody text me when nothing happens.

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I read the list before your post and thought it was a recipe at first. I was thoroughly confused yet also intrigued. 

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Put it to y'all this way. I was told I could post what I did. Considering I broke Herman was gone (courtesy of my peep from the Panhandle) in the Meyer thread hours before anyone knew, I guess I have to trust my very wealthy friend. If my post needs to go into an underground where we hide it kind of shit. Cool. 

12 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I have a soft spot in my heart for Thundercloud, just because in college I would go in there so fucked up that I could barely speak, and the folks behind the counter would always help you through it.

Same here. And they were always generous with the avocado.

I do have to wonder what Thundercloud tastes like when you're sober, though.

13 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I have a soft spot in my heart for Thundercloud, just because in college I would go in there so fucked up that I could barely speak, and the folks behind the counter would always help you through it.

The guys that worked at the Lake Austin thundercloud were thoroughly tired of our shit by the time we left high school. We would often (at least certain members of our party) pull the get a water cup then fill it with something other than water. One time my friend did this and the guy behind the counter was either suspecting it or noticing how shitty of a job he was doing trying to be inconspicuous and as he was filling it with lemonade or whatever yelled at us, "YEAH MAN - THAT'S COOL. THAT'S COOL". We could barely hold it together in the restaurant and died laughing as soon as we got out the door. 

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Put it to y'all this way. I was told I could post what I did. Considering I broke Herman was gone (courtesy of my peep from the Panhandle) in the Meyer thread hours before anyone knew, I guess I have to trust my very wealthy friend. If my post needs to go into an underground where we hide it kind of shit. Cool. 

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1 minute ago, Henry Hill said:

Is a taco a sandwich?

It would be sexier if you would just embrace the empanada. 

13 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Agreed. I hope the next time he fucks the buckeyes over, it is in the National Championship game. next time we play

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27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He always wanted to come here. Just manipulated the system. God I really hope he is as good as advertised, Expect an announcement Sat. That is what I was told. 

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14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Put it to y'all this way. I was told I could post what I did. Considering I broke Herman was gone (courtesy of my peep from the Panhandle) in the Meyer thread hours before anyone knew, I guess I have to trust my very wealthy friend. If my post needs to go into an underground where we hide it kind of shit. Cool. 

we getting Stewart?

7 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Is a taco a sandwich?

Depends. What kind of hot dog are you using?

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My 17 year old source(s) from the gym told me yesterday to expect an announcement sooner or later. 

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

Depends. What kind of hot dog are you using?

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Not sure what's more fucked up in that picture.  Hot dog tacos or the Corona Premier.   I suspect hot dog tacos taste like crap.  I know Corona Premier is piss. 

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Depends. What kind of hot dog are you using?

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Would you rather have a taco or CFS? 

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Just now on ig live. Bottom left is Jaylon Guilbeau.

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Jaylon also called Stewart a goofy ass for committing to aggy.

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Ewers just went live on instagram with worthy. Worthy showed him the score to Texas/tceh game and said this is the reason you don’t go to tceh, Quinn was just laughing

Just now, GTX Horn said:

Ewers is on Instagram live with Worthy and Guilbeau right now

"I love Tex Mex"

Just now, GTX Horn said:

Ewers is on Instagram live with Worthy and Guilbeau right now

Yeah fuck all that, dude just posted a picture of a hotdog in a taco shell

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It would be sexier if you would just embrace the empanada. 

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4 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

The site hung -- I just also triple-posted in another topic after only clicking the button once.

Only click the button once @Nicole44 and her sorority sisters are gonna be disappointed.... but I guess user name fits.

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Yeah fuck all that, dude just posted a picture of a hotdog in a taco shell

Steel Shank is listening.

4 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Would you rather have a taco or CFS? 

Both tacos?

18 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Same here. And they were always generous with the avocado.

I do have to wonder what Thundercloud tastes like when you're sober, though.

I always liked Thundercloud. Always tasted "fresh" to me, and unlike Subway, the sandwiches didn't all have the same underlying taste (I guess because of the bread). I never ate it drunk, FWIW.

Just now, SarksJuggs said:

X is that dude. 

Yes he is THE MAN. 

1 minute ago, SarksJuggs said:

X is that dude. 

Speaking of the best internal recruiters we've ever had, did we ever hire Demarco Cobbs to just host all the important OVs?

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I sincerely hope ya'll work out. At some point. In the day. Jump around? Besides eat?

Three or four pots of coffee and a couple of packs of smokes every day keeps you thin and in shape. 

8 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Would you rather have a taco or CFS? 

They are smooth and perfectly balanced. 

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False alarm, look a like imposter….

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Quinn posted the bong on live lmaoooo

Pothead? Don't want. 

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