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35 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

True. But if you are cool with yourself you can be coached anywhere. I guess growing up in the middle of nowhere made me different.   Everyone wanted to leave that i grew up with. I would have been okay not going from Amarillo to Austin. But I was a dork and still am a dork. 

I grew up in Big Spring. That should tell you all you need to know.

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I'll tolerate a lot post sex.

You meant to say pre….   

2 hours ago, Truck Norris said:

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Speaking of the sex...all the sex...I feel ready to date now. It has been almost two years since I had all the sex. Caveat: has to be a love thing though. Sigh. Boring. 

RIP your inbox. This is about to be Surly:

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7 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I grew up in Big Spring. That should tell you all you need to know.

So you are cool with yourself also! 

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:


RIP your inbox. This is about to be Surly:

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Most of yall haven't met us in real life. so trust me when I scoff at DMs being slid into. I mean, sir., 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Most of yall haven't met us in real life. so trust me when I scoff at DMs being slid into. I mean, sir., 

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

They can match. It doesn't matter. It was as @immamac said. 

So he has/had genuine interest in Tech? That’s even worse imo haha

9 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

RIP your inbox

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11 minutes ago, Passive Aggressive Coach said:

What is the fan website for sand aggy? 

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

That was a great steak. I ate there after we beat Tech 41-27, Halloween, 1987. Spuds McKenzie was at the game.

Had several good steaks there. They had like a flying trapeze swing-set right?

Back in the mid-90s I ate there once with a gal I was trying to de-robe. At the end I told the server I wanted to talk to the manager. Poor server probably thought I had a gripe but I just commented to the manager how great the server was (note: how to not become your parents) and tipped the server accordingly.

It worked.

 

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It was a regular swing but the ceiling was tall so long chains. The girl would go up there every so often and swing until she could kick the bell that was on the ceiling. 
 

their fresh bread was fucking great.  All of my experiences were at the Arlington one. 

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

So he has/had genuine interest in Tech? That’s even worse imo haha

I honestly think the Ewers publicly wanted to be wanted and..........the agent was pushing for more NIL $, which has nothing to do with the schools themselves. They were pitting boosters against each other. Just typing my thoughts though. I clearly know nothing.

2 minutes ago, Walser said:

Had several good steaks there. They had like a flying trapeze swing-set right?

Back in the mid-90s I ate there once with a gal I was trying to de-robe. At the end I told the server I wanted to talk to the manager. Poor server probably thought I had a gripe but I just commented to the manager how great the server was (note: how to not become your parents) and tipped the server accordingly.

It worked though.

This reads strip club...I feel like. 

5 minutes ago, Walser said:

Had several good steaks there. They had like a flying trapeze swing-set right?

Back in the mid-90s I ate there once with a gal I was trying to de-robe. At the end I told the server I wanted to talk to the manager. Poor server probably thought I had a gripe but I just commented to the manager how great the server was (note: how to not become your parents) and tipped the server accordingly.

It worked.

You fucked the server?

Just now, ztejas said:

You fucked the server?

All three.

Ewers announcing Saturday may get him some publicity by being mentioned by pundits covering the Heisman ceremonies. I doubt he and his agent are not unaware of that possibility. 

So what's the update? Haven't checked in since 2 PM.  Looks like we're on sandwich shops.

I think Tech's  new coach is a bad mofo. 

I think he’s a dude about to make in one year what he didn’t make in his entire previous career of 25 years combined.
6 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

So what's the update? Haven't checked in since 2 PM.  Looks like we're on sandwich shops.

Short story, supposedly a done deal announcement Sat. And Nicole is ready for sexual relations again.

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6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

More like a buncha thirsty old fucks want to be on a certain poster…

She doesn't seem to mind,  but maybe there could be another thread for this?

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Let’s talk salsa.

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


I think he’s a dude about to make in one year what he didn’t make in his entire previous career of 25 years combined.

And be set for life when he gets fired in 3 years ..

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15 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

So what's the update? Haven't checked in since 2 PM.  Looks like we're on sandwich shops.

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

8badmofo from shaggy? That guy is crazy. 

He can't recruit for shit.  Talk about de-commitments. 

21 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Cut your toenails. My fuck. 

He did. That was the final salsa ingredient. 

19 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Cut your toenails. My fuck. 

theaveragejon is Rex Ryan....

 

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32 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

More like a buncha thirsty old fucks want to be on a certain poster…

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32 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

More like a buncha thirsty old fucks want to be on a certain poster…

Just a pride of fuck lions around here.

1 minute ago, Aslan24 said:

 

Is Lange now who we should pay attention to for croot confirmations in lieu of Carrington? 

35 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

More like a buncha thirsty old fucks want to be on a certain poster…

Well stop showing everyone your stuff and they will leave you alone. 

I kid. 

12 minutes ago, Bojack said:

He can't recruit for shit.  Talk about de-commitments. 

Well he's certainly recruited a lot of shit to that site.

1 minute ago, trythisathome said:

Is Lange now who we should pay attention to for croot confirmations in lieu of Carrington? 

Got nothing else better to do, why not.

 
Welp, that's all the confirmation I need.

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4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I think we could all use a little deletin’

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