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Just now, Tex Pete said:

So really, nothing has changed. 

We’ve changed. 

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    All these negs but no reply why Columbus sucks or how Southlake Morgan Wallen is way better according to everyone who does this for a living with a pulse.

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7 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Do the DMs start like a Forum letter? "I don't normally do this..."

80% were just dick pics. 

Posted only because of the nugget about Sark being Ewers first call after hitting the portal.  Does this mean he reached out to Texas or is this just him restating that Texas was the first to meet with him?

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1 minute ago, Poe It Up said:

We’ve changed. 

Well, I’ve made a lot of friends along the way. Not sure I’ve changed much. 

Because of this thread I ordered a CFS last night and I have no regrets. I was damn good.  That is all.  Sorry no pics.  

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10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

But the situation is fluid. 

it's piss

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

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HOLY SHIT!!!! Blown away? That almost never happens. 

I’m just hoping we roll out the red carpet for him and hit a home run. 

10 hours ago, closetohumping said:

For sure.  And this happens in all the threads but I don’t think it’s wrong to have just a thread for Nicole?  We have a thread for lasagna and saving private Ryan somewhere so I say why not?

Surly has entered the podcast business.

Surly has entered the NIH business.

Next up-  "Bachelorette-  Surly Edition... featuring Nicole" !   

 

 

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

I’m just hoping we roll out the red carpet for him and hit a home run. 

How about a grand slam

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3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I’m just hoping we roll out the red carpet for him and hit a home run. 

You can't knock it out of the park without the red carpet. 

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I’m just hoping we roll out the red carpet for him and hit a home run. 

I'm happy with a shag and a wild pitch.

Whoever took that Blake Gideon photo, are they still around?  I have some long overdue rep to give.  

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Next up-  "Bachelorette-  Surly Edition... featuring Nicole" !   

 

 

What does she hand out each week to the surlesters that make it through? 

1 minute ago, That Guy said:

What does she hand out each week to the surlesters that make it through? 

CFS

5 minutes ago, That Guy said:

What does she hand out each week to the surlesters that make it through? 

Burnt Ends swag

7 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Surly has entered the podcast business.

Surly has entered the NIH business.

Next up-  "Bachelorette-  Surly Edition... featuring Nicole" !   

 

 

Today America…

Tomorrow the world.

Just now, That Guy said:

What does she hand out each week to the surlesters that make it through? 

Chicken fried steak-fish as featured at Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag.

23 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Because of this thread I ordered a CFS last night and I have no regrets. I was damn good.  That is all.  Sorry no pics.  

Rules, motherfucker!

3 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Whoever took that Blake Gideon photo, are they still around?  I have some long overdue rep to give.  

Pretty sure Blake strangled that person to death.

 

9 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Surly has entered the podcast business.

Surly has entered the NIH business.

Next up-  "Bachelorette-  Surly Edition... featuring Nicole" !   

 

 

You know your pic is very similar to hers.


Per Bobby:

 

- Quarterback Quinn Ewers was in Columbus, Ohio, yesterday moving out of his place at Ohio State. While there, Ewers joined an Instagram live feed hosted by Texas receiver Xavier Worthy. Worthy, and other Texas commitments, gave Ewers the full-on recruitment. Meanwhile, Ewers former high school receiver Brady Boyd, who played sparingly at Minnesota this years, entered the portal. Eric Nahlin reported that Boyd’s future college destination would have near-zero impact on Ewers.

 

 

 

Sounds like he’s getting ready to move in this weekend

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Surly posters should be pretty confident right now. The people who have information around here would be quick to let us know if Sarkisian had fucked this up somehow. The radio silence since Ketchum and his fellow clown Richardson tried to shit all over everything seems most likely to be good news. And the last update we had is that he should decide by Saturday, let people know by Monday. And now we learned he moved out of Columbus yesterday.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Surly posters should be pretty confident right now. The people who have information around here would be quick to let us know if Sarkisian had fucked this up somehow. The radio silence since Ketchum and his fellow clown Richardson tried to shit all over everything seems most likely to be good news. And the last update we had is that he should decide by Saturday, let people know by Monday. And now we learned he moved out of Columbus yesterday.

Don't think that's any big development. We already know he's not got back there to school. Dorms are probably closing this weekend for those not coming back next semester. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Don't think that's any big development. We already know he's not got back there to school. Dorms are probably closing this weekend for those not coming back next semester. 

I meant in terms of explaining the timing of the Saturday through Monday decision and announcement. It makes perfect sense not to want to show up back in Columbus after already having announced your destination.

41 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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HOLY SHIT!!!! Blown away? That almost never happens. 

We'll have to make sure to hire the USC band & cheerleaders for his arrival.

Maybe they can play Tusk for QE!

Figured I'd give this thread a chance for a catchup. Skipped back 3-4 pages, started scrolling. That was...a mistake. 

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That was...a misteak

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FIFY

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35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Sounds like he’s getting ready to move in this weekend

Are we tracking the moving van companies? 

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6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Figured I'd give this thread a chance for a catchup. Skipped back 3-4 pages, started scrolling. That was...a mistake. 

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30 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:


Per Bobby:

 

- Quarterback Quinn Ewers was in Columbus, Ohio, yesterday moving out of his place at Ohio State. While there, Ewers joined an Instagram live feed hosted by Texas receiver Xavier Worthy. Worthy, and other Texas commitments, gave Ewers the full-on recruitment. Meanwhile, Ewers former high school receiver Brady Boyd, who played sparingly at Minnesota this years, entered the portal. Eric Nahlin reported that Boyd’s future college destination would have near-zero impact on Ewers.

 

 

 

Sounds like he’s getting ready to move in this weekend

Per usual, thanks for the scoop, Bobby. Incredible stuff. The first and second sentence contain info anyone that watched the Instagram video would known (in the vid, Ewers said he was packing up his tOSU dorm), and the Boyd transfer was widely reported. Third sentence is just obvious, anyone thinking logically would expect that Ewers would influence Boyd's destination not the other way around. 

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4 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Are we tracking the moving van companies. 

Last I saw they were having a golf ball driving contest in some idiot's grandmother's front yard.

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1 minute ago, derpyhorndog said:

Per usual, thanks for the scoop, Bobby. Incredible stuff. The first sentence contains info anyone that watched the Instagram video would known (in the vid, Ewers said he was packing up his tOSU dorm), and the second was widely reported

I mean you're not wrong, but not everybody's glued to a kid's instagram. I don't click on 'em, so I came here to get the rundown.

That and I'm cutting Bobby all of the slack in the world for his help with the NIL stuff. That's just me.

I have a feeling this goes down publicly today. Nothing better than a Friday at 5 news dump to get the weekend started. And as all of us on this thread can attest the hype around his destination has waned quite a bit the last 3 days. 

Just now, UncleBuck said:

I mean you're not wrong, but not everybody's glued to a kid's instagram. I don't click on 'em, so I came here to get the rundown.

That and I'm cutting Bobby all of the slack in the world for his help with the NIL stuff. That's just me.

That's fair, I just evaluate a person based on the separate realms they're working in. I respect/appreciate that Bobby played an important role in the NIL stuff but don't think that has any weight when considering whether he's providing value a lot of people pay $9.95 monthly for (providing "inside" information, which this was not). 

32 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Surly posters should be pretty confident right now. The people who have information around here would be quick to let us know if Sarkisian had fucked this up somehow. The radio silence since Ketchum and his fellow clown Richardson tried to shit all over everything seems most likely to be good news. And the last update we had is that he should decide by Saturday, let people know by Monday. And now we learned he moved out of Columbus yesterday.

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47 minutes ago, That Guy said:

What does she hand out each week to the surlesters that make it through? 

It's muledick, obviously.

10 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Per usual, thanks for the scoop, Bobby. Incredible stuff. The first and second sentence contain info anyone that watched the Instagram video would known (in the vid, Ewers said he was packing up his tOSU dorm), and the Boyd transfer was widely reported. Third sentence is just obvious, anyone thinking logically would expect that Ewers would influence Boyd's destination not the other way around. 

His post was a recap of what happened yesterday not any breaking news

1 minute ago, Viper said:

His post was a recap of what happened yesterday not any breaking news

Okay, cool, didn't mean to impose on the Burton fan club meeting. Carry on. 

12 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Per usual, thanks for the scoop, Bobby. Incredible stuff. The first and second sentence contain info anyone that watched the Instagram video would known (in the vid, Ewers said he was packing up his tOSU dorm), and the Boyd transfer was widely reported. Third sentence is just obvious, anyone thinking logically would expect that Ewers would influence Boyd's destination not the other way around. 

Tbh I like Bobby, especially the YouTube video with Gerry.

13 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I mean you're not wrong, but not everybody's glued to a kid's instagram. I don't click on 'em, so I came here to get the rundown.

That and I'm cutting Bobby all of the slack in the world for his help with the NIL stuff. That's just me.

Yeah, I don't think people realize how many very casually follow recruiting and rely on mods for every update.  I read a buddy's OB account every once in a while and it's crazy how out of touch the majority of the posters are on literally everything.   

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6 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

That's fair, I just evaluate a person based on the separate realms they're working in. I respect/appreciate that Bobby played an important role in the NIL stuff but don't think that has any weight when considering whether he's providing value a lot of people pay $9.95 monthly for (providing "inside" information, which this was not). 

Well and that's fair, too, separating the two. But it wasn't really sold as anything breaking, just a summary of what's going on. I'd maybe go along with shaming one of the other aholes about it.

Per usual, thanks for the scoop, Bobby. Incredible stuff. The first and second sentence contain info anyone that watched the Instagram video would known (in the vid, Ewers said he was packing up his tOSU dorm), and the Boyd transfer was widely reported. Third sentence is just obvious, anyone thinking logically would expect that Ewers would influence Boyd's destination not the other way around. 
So we should send $9.95 to whoever posted the IG vid?
1 hour ago, That Guy said:

What does she hand out each week to the surlesters that make it through? 

A lock of Immamac's hair.

7 minutes ago, ousux said:
29 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:
Per usual, thanks for the scoop, Bobby. Incredible stuff. The first and second sentence contain info anyone that watched the Instagram video would known (in the vid, Ewers said he was packing up his tOSU dorm), and the Boyd transfer was widely reported. Third sentence is just obvious, anyone thinking logically would expect that Ewers would influence Boyd's destination not the other way around. 

So we should send $9.95 to whoever posted the IG vid?

Found our bagman.

14 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Well and that's fair, too, separating the two. But it wasn't really sold as anything breaking, just a summary of what's going on. I'd maybe go along with shaming one of the other aholes about it.

Chill. He literally said just a quick recap of everything that happened yesterday. Bobby actually one of the good ones. Lol

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