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5 minutes ago, Tx74 said:

So when is QE do in Austin?

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SIAP.

Hilarious.

 

 

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Is the Tech side still being loud mouthed, self-assured douchebags?

Pretty sure they have quieted down. Last I saw thew were going on about how the didn't really want him anyway.

18 minutes ago, Tx74 said:

So when is QE do in Austin?

Gonna make it do what it do!

14 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

In do time. 

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No fucking prisoners this weekend.
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No fucking prisoners this weekend.
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… you gonna eat that?
6 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

No fucking prisoners this weekend.
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Spend less time eating your nails and more time taking down that lunch!

7 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

No fucking prisoners this weekend.
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With a name like barbacoa I expect manly hands.

Hands too small.

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1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

With a name like barbacoa I expect manly hands.

Hands too small.

They’re so big I had to push the plate back just to get both in the shot. Challenge me to a 40 yd hand dash. Fuck around and find out. 

6 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

With a name like barbacoa I expect manly hands.

Hands too small.

I knew Hudson Card was on Surly.  

16 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


… you gonna eat that?

Looks like he's gonna finger-blast it

Just now, irishtexan said:

Looks like he's gonna finger-blast it

Drop that pinkie and we have a shocker.

5 minutes ago, Bravo said:

why are you flipping off CFS? Very unamerican.

Bc I’m not a players coach.

1 hour ago, thepop said:

QE sent a message to Worthy i think saying " Let's workout when i get down there. That texas gear is gonna look good on me". And Worthy shared it.

Wouldn’t call that “spilling it” since he was probably referring to the free swag he’ll get on the visit. But if this was an episode of Criminal Minds, a profiler might call it “leakage.”

3 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Wouldn’t call that “spilling it” since he was probably referring to the free swag he’ll get on the visit. But if this was an episode of Criminal Minds, a profiler might call it “leakage.”

I don't think he's going to have a typical high school recruit visit. If he's getting free swag it's because he's in.

Better QE? Quantitative Easing or Ewers.

I’ll show myself to the door.


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22 minutes ago, thepop said:

I don't think he's going to have a typical high school recruit visit. If he's getting free swag it's because he's in.

Yeah, he's in.

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21 minutes ago, workinghorn said:

Better QE? Quantitative Easing or Ewers.

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To boost the Ewers Effect, I ordered this for lunch at Bluebonnet Cafe in Marble Falls today. Didn't see how it could hurt to start my signing day countdown early. 

 

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2 minutes ago, JBJ said:

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I remember buying a porn mag south of the border many years ago and all of the ads had naughty nuns in them. I remember thinking “that’s a strange cultural fetish, but I can get down with that”. 

i guess what I’m wondering is…do Brits have weird fetish porn about the Queen?

I don't want to burst your bubble but everyone gets the free swag. 

If we count South Austins mom, (and Nicole44 per her own admission), then yes, we (even the Royal We), all have received free swag!
4 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I remember buying a porn mag south of the border many years ago and all of the ads had naughty nuns in them. I remember thinking “that’s a strange cultural fetish, but I can get down with that”. 

i guess what I’m wondering is…do Brits have weird fetish porn about the Queen?

If you’ve thought it it’s on the internet, yes.

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

To boost the Ewers Effect, I ordered this for lunch at Bluebonnet Cafe in Marble Falls today. Didn't see how it could hurt to start my signing day countdown early. 

 

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I hope you followed that with a piece of pie.

Beautiful Lubbock day

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11 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

To boost the Ewers Effect, I ordered this for lunch at Bluebonnet Cafe in Marble Falls today. Didn't see how it could hurt to start my signing day countdown early. 

 

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Ahhh. Just as I remember it.

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6 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I hope you followed that with a piece of pie.

Why, yes. Chocolate cream, thank you. Henceforth, you can refer to me as Jabba the Ketch. 

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Why, yes. Chocolate cream, thank you. Henceforth, you can refer to me as Jabba the Ketch. 

Coulda referred to me as that beforth, tbh (sans the opening my big fat mouth about the crootin).

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9 minutes ago, Fug said:

Beautiful Lubbock day

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it actually looks like that as well

19 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I hope you followed that with a piece of pie.

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27 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I remember buying a porn mag south of the border many years ago and all of the ads had naughty nuns in them. I remember thinking “that’s a strange cultural fetish, but I can get down with that”. 

i guess what I’m wondering is…do Brits have weird fetish porn about the Queen?

They do.  It's mostly solo stuff.  She's a wanker.

31 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

To boost the Ewers Effect, I ordered this for lunch at Bluebonnet Cafe in Marble Falls today. Didn't see how it could hurt to start my signing day countdown early. 

 

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43 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

To boost the Ewers Effect, I ordered this for lunch at Bluebonnet Cafe in Marble Falls today. Didn't see how it could hurt to start my signing day countdown early. 

 

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What flavor pie for dessert?

13 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

What flavor pie for dessert?

Chocolate cream. Of course, it's hard to make a wrong choice at the Bluebonnet. 

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