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1 hour ago, Bravo said:

I don't want to burst your bubble but everyone gets the free swag. 

my bubble is fine

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    All these negs but no reply why Columbus sucks or how Southlake Morgan Wallen is way better according to everyone who does this for a living with a pulse.

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8 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Chocolate cream. Of course, it's hard to make a wrong choice at the Bluebonnet. 

South Austin's mom got some chocolate cream last night.

8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

South Austin's mom got some chocolate cream last night.

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26 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Chocolate cream. Of course, it's hard to make a wrong choice at the Bluebonnet. 

Banana cream is real

52 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

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As much as he’d like to retire, Peter North just can’t call it quits.

Quinn Spewers? 

Well it sure as shit isn’t Kelvin Blanks..
1 hour ago, Longhornlove said:

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Peter North starring in the exorcist 

2 hours ago, Fug said:

Beautiful Lubbock day

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Buddy of mine drives around all day, monitoring oil wells in the fields north of Big Spring out toward godforsaken Lamesa.

He texted me these this afternoon.

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2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Buddy of mine drives around all day, monitoring oil wells in the fields north of Big Spring out toward godforsaken Lamesa.

He texted me these this afternoon.

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That looks like Mike Leach passin' weather right there. 

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Buddy of mine drives around all day, monitoring oil wells in the fields north of Big Spring out toward godforsaken Lamesa.

He texted me these this afternoon.

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I remember those days. Iraq was much worse though, yuk.

2 hours ago, Fug said:

Beautiful Lubbock day

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To be fair, based on Quinn's haircut, he might be a fan of A New Hope

Just now, TotallyLegit said:

To be fair, based on Quinn's haircut, he might be a fan of A New Hope

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Dust storms are more of a winter/early spring thing out there, so they tend to not interfere with football season. Still though, shit, it's one of many things I don't miss. 

Driving home after work, it looked like some of that made its way down to here in Austin.

3 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

 

i guess what I’m wondering is…do Brits have weird fetish porn about the Queen?

Regardless of the answer, it won’t be half as weird and head scratching as your fetish of posting on the recruiting forum. Both are head scratching, at best. 

Do we have a pre assigned food topic for tomorrow?

Just now, shnsajax said:

Do we have a pre assigned food topic for tomorrow?

 Breakfast tacos

8 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Do we have a pre assigned food topic for tomorrow?

Ovaltine.

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14 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Do we have a pre assigned food topic for tomorrow?

ze lingonberry pancake

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2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

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A crummy commercial?!?!  Son of a bitch!!

23 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Shits finna pop off in here. 

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

In wimberly for a wedding. Went to what used to be ino's.

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We had that experience recently too. Weirdly the menus still said Inoz’s

JFC...you assholes are gonna force me to track down some CFS tomorrow, and I have other things to do.

8 minutes ago, ousux said:

JFC...you assholes are gonna force me to track down some CFS tomorrow, and I have other things to do.

Everybody’s gotta eat. 

Back when Ewers committed to Ohio State he said he was going to take Texas talent with him. Little did they know he was playing the long con. Come on down, Ryan Watts and Terrance Brooks. And hell why not Donovan Jackson and JSN too 

31 minutes ago, immamac said:

In wimberly for a wedding. Went to what used to be ino's.

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Listened to the State of Recruiting podcast and Roach said he ate a chicken fried steak at Mary’s Cafe in Strawn - IT’S HAPPENING!!!

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If Ewers doesn’t sign with UT I am going to start posting pictures of Vegan Tofu CFS with creamed cashew gravy all up in here to spite you all.

Good news, nobody will ever know we signed the petition with all this CFS talk.

In wimberly for a wedding. Went to what used to be ino's.
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The plastic fork and knife piss me off every time.


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59 minutes ago, immamac said:

In wimberly for a wedding. Went to what used to be ino's.

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When was that ever not Inos

12 minutes ago, Beef said:


The plastic fork and knife piss me off every time.


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And Styrofoam cup with a metal plate. 

Sorry to interrupt the CFS talk, but which one of you fuckers is the Texas Penguin? This shit had me in stitches this morning. The combination of the custom penguin emoji CB prediction, the #respectthepenguin, and the confidence that this person is pretending to have in Quinn's decision had me rolling. 

 

 

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Now. They renamed it. 

Wow. Still with plastic utensils and Sysco food though?

 

edit and the aromatic fragrance of the overtaxed septic I assume 

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