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2 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

 

 

Sark's speech to recruits 

"It starts by beating Kansas."

4 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

 

 

Sark's speech to recruits 

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Haven't we learned by now not to share coach talk on the Internet?!?

I mean, it's good this time.  But DON'T DO IT.

Too many guys on the roster just happy to put the jersey on and tell people they're football players. Interesting speech.

QE sighting at the end of the video.
Sark is such a good speaker.
I'd like to hear a speech of his someday where he's yelling at the kids to motivate them.


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1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

So wtf is Ewers waiting for? I was told news today!

Monday 

1 minute ago, Foggy Notion said:

 

Considering that's from Milwee, it has to be Ewers, right?

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Considering that's from Milwee, it has to be Ewers, right?

Delayed reaction to Banks since they’ve been with recruits all day.

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Delayed reaction to Banks since they’ve been with recruits all day.

or it was reported just awhile ago that Ewers was in with Sark. Maybe this is from that meeting? and Milwee is the QB coach...

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1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

or it was reported just awhile ago that Ewers was in with Sark. Maybe this is from that meeting? and Milwee is the QB coach...

Milwee has never twitter spoiled or teased a commitment. He has been delayed on some commitment reactions if my memory is correct.

I find it highly unlikely it is Ewers but I guess you never know.

9 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Milwee has never twitter spoiled or teased a commitment. He has been delayed on some commitment reactions if my memory is correct.

I find it highly unlikely it is Ewers but I guess you never know.

I think we all have had those times where excitement caused a premature reaction...I don't blame him here lol

10 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

My weed dealer said it’sa done deal.

My weed dealer said he'd be by after he finished his chicken fried steak.

Ewers is a lock. 

19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Such a beautiful sunset tonite pink to orange…

 

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This is the way.

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But that Kroger parking lot 😬

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4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

This is the way.

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Pool seems small.

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Stop at double J’s in Victoria for chicken fried steak on the way to a wedding.  Get to the wedding and guess what the meal is??  Double chicken fried steak day!!   It’s a sign, we are getting ALL the recruits mofo’s! 

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2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Stop at double J’s in Victoria for chicken fried steak on the way to a wedding.  Get to the wedding and guess what the meal is??  Double chicken fried steak day!!   It’s a sign, we are getting the the recruits mofo’s! 

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That's how you wedding

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Stop at double J’s in Victoria for chicken fried steak on the way to a wedding.  Get to the wedding and guess what the meal is??  Double chicken fried steak day!!   It’s a sign, we are getting the the recruits mofo’s! 

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Is that a roll or an apple, cause you ate it like it’s an apple. Angry Zapp Brannigan GIF

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

It’s a sign, we are getting the the recruits mofo’s! 

It’s a sign that you might need to get on a statin.

 

 

But good work.

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Pool seems small.

He has a pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you. 

28 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

My weed dealer said it’sa done deal.

Weed dealer.

Thanks, Abbott.

3 hours ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

CFS talk > Area code talk

CFS pictures are waaaaaay better than the area code pictures, too!

18 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Stop at double J’s in Victoria for chicken fried steak on the way to a wedding.  Get to the wedding and guess what the meal is??  Double chicken fried steak day!!   It’s a sign, we are getting the the recruits mofo’s! 

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Had a little lettuce with your ranch?

17 minutes ago, Truck Norris said:

Is that a roll or an apple, cause you ate it like it’s an apple. Angry Zapp Brannigan GIF

If I’m being honest I ate my plate already and took a pic of the plate next to me…..  🤷🏻‍♂️

9 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Had a little lettuce with your ranch?

How in the fuck did they fit a real double CFS in that little plate compartment? You should complain.

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So Nicole is posting nudes if he doesn’t commit tonight? Was that the bet 

I thought the bet was Futureman posting pics of him fisting himself?

I don’t really get into the fantasy timelines people post but I’m onboard with the announcement coming during the award broadcast. Imagine Jimbo settling in with Stewart or Dewberry. Then that rolls across the screen. 

So no CFS for me tonight?  I’m over the hill. I can’t eat CFS multiple times a week like I used to. I gotta save this. And it’s only when QE commits. 

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So Nicole is posting nudes if he doesn’t commit tonight? Was that the bet 

I was hoping to get some of the girl posters to do a bathtub minute/hot tub minute video. Not kidding. Instead of the fat guy minute on the podcast just chicks and bubbles and bubbly. Like from our on bathtubs/hot tubs. I experimented making a small video but I don’t think it’s good enough to post. 

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Happening in East Texas also. 

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I was hoping to get some of the girl posters to do a bathtub minute/hot tub minute video. Not kidding. Instead of the fat guy minute on the podcast just chicks and bubbles and bubbly. Like from our on bathtubs/hot tubs. I experimented making a small video but I don’t think it’s good enough to post. 

2022:  Nicole’s Texas football centric onlyfans takes off and she solidifies her BMD status by renting the suite next to McConaughey.

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Hungry Horse in Boerne

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they chisel that bark right off the tree? 

3 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Ewers alphanumeric translates to 39377, which is a zip code in South Korea. 

I’ll be in Seoul next week. Quinn to Texas confirmed. 

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I was hoping to get some of the girl posters to do a bathtub minute/hot tub minute video. Not kidding. Instead of the fat guy minute on the podcast just chicks and bubbles and bubbly. Like from our on bathtubs/hot tubs. I experimented making a small video but I don’t think it’s good enough to post. 

I hate to put words in other people's mouths, but i believe i speak for all of us guys when i say its good enough. trust us. 

 

 

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I’ll be in Seoul next week. Quinn to Texas confirmed. 

was at camp casey in 1998 and puke soju on the back of a korean hooker.  Quinn to texas confirmed. 

Just now, Gidnik said:

I hate to put words in other people's mouths, but i believe i speak for all of us guys when i say its good enough. trust us. 

 

 

I will post it. I think I am going to re-film it tomorrow though. Lighting was off. Its not like I have all that phone stuff/photoshopping shit. I was hoping I could get @mchookem to also do like a hot tub minute also. No one wants to hear me talk for more than 20 seconds. Not even me. 

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I’ll be in Seoul next week.

I highly recommend crossing the border into North Korea. Excellent food, vibrant night life, great massage parlors. Check it out and report back. 

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