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51 minutes ago, Viper said:

Which happens first? Ewers commits or multiple cfs induced heart attacks on surly?

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  • I just want to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart for helping me get through an extremely tough time lately. My fiance and I just recently lost our new born son a few ago weeks ago (and nearly

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    All these negs but no reply why Columbus sucks or how Southlake Morgan Wallen is way better according to everyone who does this for a living with a pulse.

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I’m hoping the Ewers in-home with Tech goes the same way as Dewberry driving to Austin from College Station yesterday went. 

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Gotta get this thread back on track from the casino 

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10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Gotta get this thread back on track from the casino 

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The presentation of that gravy has me worried.

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1 minute ago, Davis Lane said:

The presentation of that gravy has me worried.

I can tell you definitely it was ass my dude. Now dragos last night was a different story

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7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I can tell you definitely it was ass my dude. Now dragos last night was a different story

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Now we're talking. I do love me some Drago's. I actually ate there (the one in the Hilton, not the original) during the LSU Nat'l Championship game. That place was lit, and so was I.

9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I can tell you definitely it was ass my dude. Now dragos last night was a different story

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What is the last picture?

I've gained 20 pounds and lost two arteries just looking at these pictures.

55 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

nata lee's real name is natasha krasavina

russian

5'7"

world-record-holder for tits as a % of bmi

I'll be the judge of that!  With my hands.  And my mouth.  And cock.  Meaning I'd touch them.

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4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

What is the last picture?

Bread pudding. It was insane

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

nata lee's real name is natasha krasavina

russian

5'7"

world-record-holder for tits as a % of bmi

net worth $2m

vax status unknown

cfs prep skillz unknown

Does she like gravy though?

P.S. there are videos of her flicking her bean on the ole interweb.

Ate breakfast at Fixe this morning. Unfortunately this was on the lunch menu and not available until 11. Else I woulda got it. Told my wife we are going back soon.
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Sorry if the takeout boxes hurt the CFS aesthetic but I was inspired (and hungry) this morning 

 

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14 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Not a quitter
 

 

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you must have paid several dollars extra for that frou frou presentation

Oh, and if you have pics of the daughter, I may be able to check in on her for your friend.
Lol, thats mighty neighborly of you, but nawh.

If this thread accomplishes nothing else, at least we all gain 10lbs just in time for Christmas pics.

41 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Not a quitter
 

 

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Drinking pond water? 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Reading this thread at church is always fun. Thanks degenerates. 

Hope you’re on the last pew.

8 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Hope you’re on the last pew.

Ha. 
standing outside my kids room in the hallway waiting for them to be released. I don’t actually read that during services- but yeah- try to stand huddled in a corner so nobody gets a glimpse of god knows what on here. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Ha. 
standing outside my kids room in the hallway waiting for them to be released. I don’t actually read that during services- but yeah- try to stand huddled in a corner so nobody gets a glimpse of god knows what on here. 

You can hide in a corner but pretty sure this would still be an issue. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Ha. 
standing outside my kids room in the hallway waiting for them to be released. I don’t actually read that during services- but yeah- try to stand huddled in a corner so nobody gets a glimpse of god knows what on here. 

All I can say is thank the lord the dc metro is not a house of worship. Pretty sure many a passenger seated next to me exited disgusted.

Banks is in, Williams is in, Campbell on the way, Agbo on the way.. It’s almost as if a certain QB has suddenly decided to come to Texas.

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We're about to land only the second offensive player to be rated 1.000 and coming to the 40. The last guy did pretty fucking great. 

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The last guy did pretty fucking great. 

Who was that?

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Banks is in, Williams is in, Campbell on the way, Agbo on the way.. It’s almost as if a certain QB has suddenly decided to come to Texas.

You’d have to think, right?  I am curious about WR. We better damn well have someone good lined up in the portal to play opposite X

This offense should be really fucking good. I saw nothing last year to disabuse me of the idea Sark is an excellent schemer/play caller considering how shitty we were everywhere outside of RB and WR1. We will probably average over 40 next year if the mullet drops his commitment and we can find a couple above average WR and 1 ready to play OL in the portal (I’m assuming banks comes in ready to play from day 1). 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Major Applewhite

Better give the Latina trainers a heads up then. 

IHOP but whatever.

Mullets and CFS.  BDE Sunday, LFG!!

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Case McCoy

For all the shit he gave us, he'll eternally be remembered, revered, and redeemed due to that one big run.

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who was that?

Peter Gardere, the bane of OU 

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Better give the Latina trainers a heads up then. 

I think the thick ones are with Vic, so Major will have to fight him 

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Also, Sark and Flood have been working on updates to their offensive scheme:

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12 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Also, Sark and Flood have been working on updates to their offensive scheme:

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We only need one of Bijan or Worthy on the field. You're missing an opportunity to get another lineman out there. 

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With this wall we are building around QE he should be able to find someone open in 10-15 seconds.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

With this wall we are building around QE he should be able to find someone open in 10-15 seconds.

Future RB recruits have to be salivating as well.

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