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18 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

For all the shit he gave us, he'll eternally be remembered, revered, and redeemed due to that one big run.

Ah, yes. The ol' herp-a-derp. Works every time.

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Ah, yes. The ol' herp-a-derp. Works every time.

I’m ready for the pancake, gash and stomp era now.

have we seen quinn throw up 1 horns up during all of this? just asking. 

OK Quinn, time to pull the trigger and cap this epic weekend, and give the staff a couple of days for this staff to flip some guys before Wednesday. 

I hope we get a run down of timeline and how this all went down/what was real and not

34 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You’d have to think, right?  I am curious about WR. We better damn well have someone good lined up in the portal to play opposite X

This offense should be really fucking good. I saw nothing last year to disabuse me of the idea Sark is an excellent schemer/play caller considering how shitty we were everywhere outside of RB and WR1. We will probably average over 40 next year if the mullet drops his commitment and we can find a couple above average WR and 1 ready to play OL in the portal (I’m assuming banks comes in ready to play from day 1). 

Do not sleep on Brenen Thompson.  He’s part of the solution.

6 minutes ago, Fug said:

I hope we get a run down of timeline and how this all went down/what was real and not

that would be pretty awesome. 

20 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Also, Sark and Flood have been working on updates to their offensive scheme:

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Need to sub DJ Monroe for one of those lineman.

41 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Donovan Forbes

Good friend, great man. 

Is official word still expected today? 

i think monday is the consensus.  

1 minute ago, Sarks Personal Bartender said:

Isn’t he the one lined up out of bounds?

He’s the one that was told to run a 3 yard out on 3rd and 9. 


Case McCoy

Higher rated prospects than Colt lol
7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Is official word still expected today? 

Yes, per Nahlin and CTJ. 

Just now, TexasEx said:

Yes, per Nahlin and CTJ. 


It sounds like I’m eating McRib for dinner tomorrow. 

Just now, Newy25 said:


It sounds like I’m eating McRib for dinner tomorrow. 

Make it a chicken fried McRib and we’re in business. 

1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

Make it a chicken fried McRib and we’re in business. 

They ought to fry that thing, why the hell not. Somebody call corporate.

4 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Make it a chicken fried McRib and we’re in business. 

It's chicken.

Just now, Deej said:

It's chicken.

Thought it was processed sea bass. 

4 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Thought it was processed sea bass. 

It’s rendered parts from expired circus animals that did not meet China’s export specification. Take that and slather it with processed sugar poison made to taste like ketchup’s retarded half cousin and that is a McRib. 

12 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Make it a chicken fried McRib and we’re in business. 

I say we ditch the McRib stuff. It is increasingly apparent CFS is the closer food.

7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

It’s rendered parts from expired circus animals that did not meet China’s export specification. Take that and slather it with processed sugar poison made to taste like ketchup’s retarded half cousin and that is a McRib. 

 

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It’s rendered parts from expired circus animals that did not meet China’s export specification. Take that and slather it with processed sugar poison made to taste like ketchup’s retarded half cousin and that is a McRib. 
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Just my opinion, but I think Ewers will commit officially once we roll out the other players announcements according to the agreed on script they decided on a couple of days ago. I think all or most of these guys have been committed since the perfectly timed NIL deal dropped in combination to QE silently committing and making it known he’s in to those guys. Everyone will get their moment in the spotlight as they announce and then the cherry on top and catalyst to the whole thing will announce publicly.

40 minutes ago, Deej said:

It's chicken.

is it? 

50 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


It sounds like I’m eating McRib for dinner tomorrow. 

They quit selling McRibs like a week ago. 

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Uh....it just tastes like chicken.

It's a "pork patty" shaped to resemble ribs. Here's the official lowdown:

According to an article from Chicago magazine, which cites a 1995 article by Mandigo, "restructured meat product" contains a mixture of tripe, heart, and scalded stomach, which is then mixed with salt and water to extract proteins from the muscle. The proteins bind all the pork trimmings together so that it can be re-molded into any specific shape — in this case, a fake slab of ribs.

Maybe they can reshape it into new heart valves?

3 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

It's a "pork patty" shaped to resemble ribs. Here's the official lowdown:

According to an article from Chicago magazine, which cites a 1995 article by Mandigo, "restructured meat product" contains a mixture of tripe, heart, and scalded stomach, which is then mixed with salt and water to extract proteins from the muscle. The proteins bind all the pork trimmings together so that it can be re-molded into any specific shape — in this case, a fake slab of ribs.

They went easy on us in that exposé when they omitted the assholes and eyelids.

5 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

It's a "pork patty" shaped to resemble ribs. Here's the official lowdown:

According to an article from Chicago magazine, which cites a 1995 article by Mandigo, "restructured meat product" contains a mixture of tripe, heart, and scalded stomach, which is then mixed with salt and water to extract proteins from the muscle. The proteins bind all the pork trimmings together so that it can be re-molded into any specific shape — in this case, a fake slab of ribs.

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5 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

It's a "pork patty" shaped to resemble ribs. Here's the official lowdown:

According to an article from Chicago magazine, which cites a 1995 article by Mandigo, "restructured meat product" contains a mixture of tripe, heart, and scalded stomach, which is then mixed with salt and water to extract proteins from the muscle. The proteins bind all the pork trimmings together so that it can be re-molded into any specific shape — in this case, a fake slab of ribs.

Ummm. yummy

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22 minutes ago, Bravo said:

I can't imagine what I'd do with 150K as a freshman at UT.

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6 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

It's a "pork patty" shaped to resemble ribs. Here's the official lowdown:

According to an article from Chicago magazine, which cites a 1995 article by Mandigo, "restructured meat product" contains a mixture of tripe, heart, and scalded stomach, which is then mixed with salt and water to extract proteins from the muscle. The proteins bind all the pork trimmings together so that it can be re-molded into any specific shape — in this case, a fake slab of ribs.

I don't get it. McDonald's is the only place where I can get tripe, heart, and stomach, and they don't let the world know?

1 minute ago, derpyhorndog said:

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Oh come on. It’s not like millions of people don’t KNOWINGLY eat tripe, heart, and stomach every day. You can buy those at HEB. 

Just now, SarkAfterDark said:

Any word on if the Tech in home visit is going to take place tonight?

I've gotten word from a Tech insider that they're still waiting for the donkey show to arrive

Just now, TotallyLegit said:

I've gotten word from a Tech insider that they're still waiting for the donkey show to arrive

If QE commits, he gets his choice of cut from the donkey to turn into a McRib

3 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Any word on if the Tech in home visit is going to take place tonight?

Depends. Has QE moved in on the 40 yet or does he need another day to get all his shit organized?

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