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If it’s not happening tonight, feel free to light the cigarettes, boys, because the Double Eagle homies might have come in over the top. 

Or, have a spine, and let it play out. 

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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

If it’s not happening tonight, feel free to light the cigarettes, boys, because the Double Eagle homies might have come in over the top. 

Or, have a spine, and let it play out. 

When the resident totalitarian gives me choices, I feel confused

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

If it’s not happening tonight, feel free to light the cigarettes, boys, because the Double Eagle homies might have come in over the top. 

Or, have a spine, and let it play out. 

I may be mistaken (again) but I don’t think these OL commits are based solely on the NIL deals. 

1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

Yes, per Nahlin and CTJ. 

Good. Since I’m drinking all this alcohol I’d like to put it toward something 

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

I may be mistaken (again) but I don’t think these OL commits are based solely on the NIL deals. 

You’re saying we are about to lose these OL if ewers picks tech????????????

1 minute ago, Bravo said:

sand aggy: we can offer you a bunch of HS coaches and some sand aggy 10s which will fuck your brains out. 

QE: awesome. I just had an ATX 10 who licked my asshole and a massive 4/5 Star line coming in. 

sand aggy: our girls will also like your butthole

QE: I know that but will I make millions in NIL fuck you $? 

sand aggy: 😳

be better 

yall in here acting like you dont eat ass 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You’re saying we are about to lose these OL if ewers picks tech????????????

I’m saying I believe they know where Ewers is going.

Just now, Gidnik said:

yall in here acting like you dont eat ass 

I definitely eat tripe and stomach, but I wouldn't be surprised if some ass snuck in there

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If it’s not happening tonight, feel free to light the cigarettes, boys, because the Double Eagle homies might have come in over the top. 

Or, have a spine, and let it play out. 

🧚🏻‍♀️🧑🏼‍🦼💃🏼🦅🦑🦟🌊🐄 🤘🏼

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If it’s not happening tonight, feel free to light the cigarettes, boys, because the Double Eagle homies might have come in over the top. 

Or, have a spine, and let it play out. 

Now why would you go and get people riled up like that? No need to rattle these fragile minded people's cages.

Ex 9.95er who occasionally posts on 247.

 

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20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Oh come on. It’s not like millions of people don’t KNOWINGLY eat tripe, heart, and stomach every day. You can buy those at HEB. 

To start, I don't knowingly eat any of the three but, personal tastes aside, there's a big difference between eating tripe, heart and stomach and eating ground tripe, heart and stomach from McDonald's. Kind of like I love oysters but wouldn't get them as a seasonal special from Jack in the Box. Hot take, I know.

Doing my part in Vancouver, WA, USA (not to be confused with that other Vancouver). 
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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

Ex 9.95er who occasionally posts on 247.

 

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Still no word on whether Tech got that final in-home yet right? 

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Ex 9.95er who occasionally posts on 247.

 

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Hes the one who is he was for sure going to Tech. 

3 minutes ago, gaspar said:

Doing my part in Vancouver, WA, USA (not to be confused with that other Vancouver). 
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What are the yellow things on the side? Tape worms?

15 minutes ago, Bravo said:

sand aggy: we can offer you a bunch of HS coaches and some sand aggy 10s which will fuck your brains out. 

QE: awesome. I just had an ATX 10 who licked my asshole and a massive 4/5 Star line coming in. 

sand aggy: our girls will also lick your taint

QE: I know that but will I make millions in NIL fuck you $? 

sand aggy: 😳

Honestly, the one place they can match up for him is in money. Imagine a few of us on here being worth billions and you would know how easy the money would be to get. 

14 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

yall in here acting like you dont eat ass 

Many are my unscrupulous behaviors but eating ass is not among them. 

25 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If it’s not happening tonight, feel free to light the cigarettes, boys, because the Double Eagle homies might have come in over the top. 

Or, have a spine, and let it play out. 

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Just now, ImissWallyPryor said:

What are the yellow things on the side? Tape worms?

Home fries....also, it came with a side of french toast

5 minutes ago, gaspar said:

Doing my part in Vancouver, WA, USA (not to be confused with that other Vancouver). 
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That's a shame. The other Vancouver is way better. 

4 minutes ago, gaspar said:

Home fries....also, it came with a side of french toast

I see home fries on the second plate. I’m talking about the yellow, squiggly things next to the “Country” Fried Steak. Scrambled eggs?

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

That's a shame. The other Vancouver is way better. 

 

Ah, but that other Vancouver has no INTERNET!  So you would never see the picture of these glorious victuals!

 

 

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Many are my unscrupulous behaviors but eating ass is not among them. 

What about this ass, would you eat it?

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7 minutes ago, Bravo said:

I know. It is the total package. He won't make less $ here that is for sure and we are going to be in SEC. We don't have to spend all in 1 load on 1 player. 

Sure. But tech could spend just about as much as anyone out there for one guy. If they want to. There’s no telling what they might bid if they felt like it. 

13 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

Still no word on whether Tech got that final in-home yet right? 

They're dropping bags. Bags of sand.

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13 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

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Absolutely miserable now, but I did my part.

What the fuck is on that spoon? Vegemite?

1 minute ago, Deej said:

What the fuck is on that spoon? Vegemite?

Vegameatavitamin.

- Lucille Ball

9 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

What about this ass, would you eat it?

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7 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

What about this ass, would you eat it?

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Gimme some more context. Is the anus fellating required for other acts? Or do I already have the shuttle in the hanger? 

Will there be promises of more sexual adventures contingent on ass eating? Is her father watching?

I need answers here. 

20 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

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Absolutely miserable now, but I did my part.

Finally a sane person with gravy on the fucking side.  wtf would you order with gravy on the CFS?  Cause you like soggy CFS?  

22 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

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Absolutely miserable now, but I did my part.

What's extra strong here is the dip trio as an app.

Finally a sane person with gravy on the fucking side.  wtf would you order with gravy on the CFS?  Cause you like soggy CFS?  

Exactly. I like the breading to be crunchy, not soggy.
27 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Ex 9.95er who occasionally posts on 247.

 

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Losing faith in Ewers from a Texas perspective or tech?

2 minutes ago, Ewreck10 said:

Losing faith in Ewers from a Texas perspective or tech?

Texas. 

29 minutes ago, gaspar said:

Doing my part in Vancouver, WA, USA (not to be confused with that other Vancouver). 
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Lulz are you fucking serious? To paraphrase Rod Serling, you ARE in the other Vancouver….

Losing faith in Ewers from a Texas perspective or tech?

Blake is the former insider. The guy that said he’s losing faith in Ewers is just some random poster that is being a pussy about the whole thing.

Blake is the former insider. The guy that said he’s losing faith in Ewers is just some random poster that is being a pussy about the whole thing.

Random poster probably posts here.
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