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15 minutes ago, RichUT said:


Blake is the former insider. The guy that said he’s losing faith in Ewers is just some random poster that is being a pussy about the whole thing.

Hah. I can't imagine posting somewhere where random folks are always being pussies about everything. 

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I wish people would post more pics of coeds and less of crappy food but that's just me.

 

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I'd be okay if Natasha replaced Kate permanently.

Let's not forget about Helga! 

 

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24 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Gimme some more context. Is the anus fellating required for other acts? Or do I already have the shuttle in the hanger? 

Will there be promises of more sexual adventures contingent on ass eating? Is her father watching?

I need answers here. 

the answer to your questions is Cardi B Doesnt Matter GIF by AMAs

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I think Quinn is waiting for the petition to hit a certain number of signatures

2 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

the answer to your questions is Cardi B Doesnt Matter GIF by AMAs

Look man you've already established you like eating ass. I'm not judging. Just saying it's not my cup of tea and if I'm already getting the full package the eating ass part doesn't do anything extra for me. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Look man you've already established you like eating ass. I'm not judging. Just saying it's not my cup of tea and if I'm already getting the full package the eating ass part doesn't do anything extra for me. 

It isn't about you, it doesn't do anything for me either. Some chicks dig that shit, no pun intended. Go figure.

14 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Jaydon blue just commented on worthy’s instagram live and said “quinn about to commit”

I hope so. I’m trying to make dinner plans tonight. Will CFS finally be on the menu?

49 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

What about this ass, would you eat it?

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longhornlove is standard 

3 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Like licking a penny

A shit covered penny.

7 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

It isn't about you, it doesn't do anything for me either. Some chicks dig that shit, no pun intended. Go figure.

Hey man I love being face deep in pussy. Just not about the butthole.

Anyway. What thread is this?

17 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Let's not forget about Helga! 

 

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I didn’t think it was possible for a Helga to be anything other than butt ugly peasant looking. Apparently I was wrong. 

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

A shit covered penny.

You’re telling the board your wife doesn’t take showers or wipe her ass which is grosser than licking a penny

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I didn’t think it was possible for a Helga to be anything other than butt ugly peasant looking. Apparently I was wrong. 

That's the Urban thread mascot, Helga Lovekaty.

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I didn’t think it was possible for a Helga to be anything other than butt ugly peasant looking. Apparently I was wrong. 

Do we still call that the Monz bone? Cuz she has a lovely one.

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

BUCKLE UP

Considering the source, isn't this bad news?

Just now, Big Woodrows said:

Considering the source, isn't this bad news?

He said it because its starting to leak. Croots are talking, apparently one of our players spilled the beans on instagram as well

3 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

BUCKLE UP

He finally found a new ham guy.

NSIAP, a familiar (and punchable) face from the Urban Meyer fiasco makes an appearance:

 

 

Ketch ate a mcrib

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Is he announcing he’s gonna blow up a bathroom at Home Depot again?
1 hour ago, Tree Fidy said:

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Absolutely miserable now, but I did my part.

Y'all are focusing on the plate and I'm looking at what looks like Coach Taylor's wife, Tami, on the other side of the table.

3 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Considering the source, isn't this bad news?

fuck fat ketch

32 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hah. I can't imagine posting somewhere where random folks are always being pussies about everything. 

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28 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I think Quinn is waiting for the petition to hit a certain number of signatures

Or this thread to hit 200 pages.

11 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

You’re telling the board your wife doesn’t take showers or wipe her ass which is grosser than licking a penny

I generally don’t stick penny up there.  

7 minutes ago, fatheryeet said:

Ketch ate a mcrib

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Like he just ate one. 

9 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Considering the source, isn't this bad news?

He's talking about his toilet bowl after he downs a full bird and 12 rolls from Golden Chick. 

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Eight piece steak fingers with extra gravy and toast in anticipation of the announcement...

 

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

They quit selling McRibs like a week ago. 

No shit.  I went to McD’s today ordered two McRibbs.  Total with a drink was $10 something, get to the pay window and ask about two for six deal and get told they don’t do that anymore, I’m like ok.  Get my bag and it’s two Big Macs, I’m like I ordered McRibbs.  We don’t have those right now.  So you just give me Big Mac’s instead??  Too tired and hungry to argue, so I can confirm Big Mac’s are still terrible!  

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Eight piece steak fingers with extra gravy and toast in anticipation of the announcement...

 

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God damn. 8 piece is a ton of food. 6 piece usually has me at my limit. 

Just now, ztejas said:

God damn. 8 piece is a ton of food. 6 piece usually has me at my limit. 

It's a special occasion.

No shit.  I went to McD’s today ordered two McRibbs.  Total with a drink was $10 something, get to the pay window and ask about two for six deal and get told they don’t do that anymore, I’m like ok.  Get my bag and it’s two Big Macs, I’m like I ordered McRibbs.  We don’t have those right now.  So you just give me Big Mac’s instead??  Too tired and hungry to argue, so I can confirm Big Mac’s are still terrible!  

I hate this post.

had CFS and eggs for breakfast this morning.  100% due to the fact that the first thing i did when i woke up this morning was read this thread.  there are worse internet trends one could find himself caught up in.

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Doing my part. Frying up as we speak. 

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1 minute ago, Big_kat said:

Doing my part. Frying up as we speak. 

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I see you're eating alone.

18 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Y'all are focusing on the plate and I'm looking at what looks like Coach Taylor's wife, Tami, on the other side of the table.

You got all that from a Jean jacket?

Just now, Deej said:

I see you're eating alone.

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8 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

No shit.  I went to McD’s today ordered two McRibbs.  Total with a drink was $10 something, get to the pay window and ask about two for six deal and get told they don’t do that anymore, I’m like ok.  Get my bag and it’s two Big Macs, I’m like I ordered McRibbs.  We don’t have those right now.  So you just give me Big Mac’s instead??  Too tired and hungry to argue, so I can confirm Big Mac’s are still terrible!  

You should have just drove off.

1 hour ago, Tree Fidy said:

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Absolutely miserable now, but I did my part.

 

 

Enhance, enhance:

 

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1 minute ago, Bevo said:

 

 

Enhance, enhance:

 

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Pretty sure they each did, in fact, order the same thing, if that's what you're talking about.

6 minutes ago, Big_kat said:

Doing my part. Frying up as we speak. 

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Nice of you to cook for your toddlers first.

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