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On 12/12/2021 at 7:26 PM, Queen Bitch said:

There is exactly zero chance he announces on a Sunday night

qwelp

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Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

i like her

moar?

Of Allison Brie? Oh man you're going to love what you find.

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Dude, his arm is nuts. He just flicks his wrist and its accurate af. 

I eagerly look forward to seeing him in the Spring Game
4 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

My guess is he played a ton of baseball with that release. Effortless velocity.

So many of those qbs did--Mahomes, Kyle Murray, Drew Brees, Tom Brady--when guys say they can throw from all angles, they usually played baseball.  The way Ewers side arms a pass appears effortless.  

Checking in to thank everyone who contributed over the last year or so, and especially the last week or so.  Another golden thread in the Surly/Shaggy pantheon.

Showed this to a friend in Canada that has internet. Said he looks like Tiger King fucked Uncle Rico. 

Is internet in Canada unusual?
6 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Is internet in Canada unusual?

You know how hit and miss it can be in the smaller towns like Vancouver.

10 hours ago, markstanco said:


Is internet in Canada unusual?

No, just slow, eh?

 

 

  • 4 months later...

show me a fucking loss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

choo choo motherfucker!

 

 

 

 

i am so ready to be hurt again.

I like the author and the sentiment, but boy do I not look forward to national writers posting screenshots of that article after every loss this year.

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

I like the author and the sentiment, but boy do I not look forward to national writers posting screenshots of that article after every loss this year.

Then don't lose! lol

I like the author and the sentiment, but boy do I not look forward to national writers posting screenshots of that article after every loss this year.
Don't be a beta bitch. We rollin''! [emoji869]
10 hours ago, TXRed said:

 

 

Dear Quinn:

Don’t quit your day job. Writing is not your strong suit.

Just win. 

14 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I like the author and the sentiment, but boy do I not look forward to national writers posting screenshots of that article after every loss this year.

CTJ expects that to be SEVEN times.

🏈🥸

When he says that the team knows what expectations are this year ... Does he realize that means 7-6?

9 hours ago, hornian said:

Dear Quinn:

Don’t quit your day job. Writing is not your strong suit.

Just win. 

Dude it was flawless wtf are you talking about? At this point I'm worried he might quit football and become Professor Ewers over there!

  • 5 months later...

Could someone message me the picture of Ewers wild boar hunting?

The one with the trophy?
It seems to have been scrubbed from his Twitter.

6 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

Could someone message me the picture of Ewers wild boar hunting?

The one with the trophy?
It seems to have been scrubbed from his Twitter.

Need some new wanking material, eh?

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