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    All these negs but no reply why Columbus sucks or how Southlake Morgan Wallen is way better according to everyone who does this for a living with a pulse.

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37 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@immamacmake it happen

Have looked into it, it's not possible. I wanted to have a cr only rep option that was neutral rep, but rep options are unfortunately global and there's no current way around it. 

I will say after the last carpet bombing we know that 2k+ rep is not enough to make you unbannable within 24 hours. Carpet bomb fuckheads. It's the best thing about surly. I think stasney learned his lesson though. 

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Have looked into it, it's not possible. I wanted to have a cr only rep option that was neutral rep, but rep options are unfortunately global and there's no current way around it. 

I will say after the last carpet bombing we know that 2k+ rep is not enough to make you unbannable within 24 hours. Carpet bomb fuckheads. It's the best thing about surly. I think stasney learned his lesson though. 

I didn't understand any of that. 

When people post stuff about Ewers, can I post clown porn or what?

21 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

Quinn Who-ers?

 

 

I could probably make a throw like that. With a golf ball. 

31 minutes ago, immamac said:

Have looked into it, it's not possible. I wanted to have a cr only rep option that was neutral rep, but rep options are unfortunately global and there's no current way around it. 

I will say after the last carpet bombing we know that 2k+ rep is not enough to make you unbannable within 24 hours. Carpet bomb fuckheads. It's the best thing about surly. I think stasney learned his lesson though. 

Can you just turn off rep in CR?

8 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Can you just turn off rep in CR?

Might as well turn off rep on the football board too

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Huh? This is way off. Haskins was a pocket QB in 2018 and while Fields can run, the offense didn’t rely on him running. A lot of his rushes this year were scrambles.  Ewers is a perfect fit for their offense and he’s mobile enough to scramble and run some zone reads. 


He meant to say they haven’t had a white QB in years. 

I did not, I assumed they were still using quarterbacks like a battering ram which was Meyer's bread and butter.

8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I did not, I assumed they were still using quarterbacks like a battering ram which was Meyer's bread and butter.

How on earth have you not watched any recent vintage Ohio State? It's not like they don't play any big games.

The only game I watched of theirs this year was the playoff game where Fields got broken in half on a run.

Maalik is going to be the best Texas quarterback since Colt McCoy.  Fight me.  

If he can hit a wr on the run without getting concussed, he will be.

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The only game I watched of theirs this year was the playoff game where Fields got broken in half on a run.

... and threw 6 TD's?

4 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

... and threw 6 TD's?

against those Big 10 dbs.  

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

against those Big 10 dbs.  

I missed the news on Clemson realigning. Huge.

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

I missed the news on Clemson realigning. Huge.

Clemson sucks and with our new staff maybe they will return to being ACC aggy.  It can't come fast enough for me.  I hope Mack starts skull fucking Dabo on the regular.  

16 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Clemson sucks and with our new staff maybe they will return to being ACC aggy.  It can't come fast enough for me.  I hope Mack starts skull fucking Dabo on the regular.  

Um...

27 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Clemson sucks and with our new staff maybe they will return to being ACC aggy.  It can't come fast enough for me.  I hope Mack starts skull fucking Dabo on the regular.  

Winter storm drinking is the best kind of drinking.

10 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Winter storm drinking is the best kind of drinking.

Yes, I confess, I am toasted.  But if a 68 year old butter teeth Mack starts fucking with Dabo's recruiting, I will be most pleased.  Mack can't do much else, but he can recruit like  boss.

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Yes, I confess, I am toasted.  But if a 68 year old butter teeth Mack starts fucking with Dabo's recruiting, I will be most pleased.  Mack can't do much else, but he can recruit like a boss.

 

3 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Damn. I am so drunk that I posted twice.  Cheers.  

You should start a new thread called ">/;//.........gretughbvn ,,,,rfgvijo"

3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

You should start a new thread called ">/;//.........gretughbvn ,,,,rfgvijo"

But that would not have any more to do with Ewers or Bust than my next shot of whiskey.  

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Clemson sucks and with our new staff maybe they will return to being ACC aggy.  It can't come fast enough for me.  I hope Mack starts skull fucking Dabo on the regular.  

Mack couldn't "skull fuck" Stoops with all the talent he had at Texas. I doubt he would do it to Dabo who has amassed more talent than anyone in the country except maybe Bama. I would say the likelihood of Mack being Dabo's bitch for the foreseeable future is much higher.

54 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Yes, I confess, I am toasted.

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Me too.  Cheers:   Here's to those who say they will and here's to those who say they won't.  Here's to those who do and here's to those who don't.

6 minutes ago, TexasToast said:

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Me too.  Cheers:   Here's to those who say they will and here's to those who say they won't.  Here's to those who do and here's to those who don't.

I do.  

12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Enjoy the 8” yore supposed to get today and tomorrow.

It’s also supposed to snow a lot. 

Fixed. That was embarrassing. 

After Thompson drags his nuts across blOwU this year Ewers will flip back to the good guys. Anybody who says any different is an asshole lol. That’ll be 9.95 

After Thompson drags his nuts across blOwU this year Ewers will flip back to the good guys. Anybody who says any different is an asshole lol. That’ll be 9.95 
I guess I'm an asshole.
On 2/14/2021 at 7:50 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Enjoy the 8” your supposed to get today and tomorrow.

It’s also supposed to snow a lot. 

Never got that 8” (unlike your mom).

We got to single digits for the first time last night. At least Ewers still has water and power. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Never got that 8” (unlike your mom).

We got to single digits for the first time last night. At least Ewers still has water and power. 

Well, he doesn't, since he's not in Ohio yet. But we get the point.

  • 2 weeks later...

Cross posting from 2022 thread: IT mentioned whispers of tOSU reaching out to Klubnik 👀

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4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Cross posting from 2022 thread: IT mentioned whispers of OSU reaching out to Klubnik 👀

Lol, Ewers probably got a taste of the cold weather he’s going to play in for 3 years.  Plus, Sark is putting together a group of WRs and RBs in the 2022 and 2023 class that’s going to be best in the country.  
 

Too bad he’s going to have to watch Maalik throw TDs to all of these skill players while getting crazy pussy in ATX, living in a badass city, with badass weather while also having the advantages with NIL that Texas is about to lead the country with. 
 

Enjoy burning couches...

4 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Lol, Ewers probably got a taste of the cold weather he’s going to play in for 3 years.  Plus, Sark is putting together a group of WRs and RBs in the 2022 and 2023 class that’s going to be best in the country.  
 

Too bad he’s going to have to watch Maalik throw TDs to all of these skill players while getting crazy pussy in ATX, living in a badass city, with badass weather while also having the advantages with NIL that Texas is about to lead the country with. 
 

Enjoy burning couches...

He'll just go to bama or clemson

On 2/14/2021 at 3:32 PM, lemonandaturd said:

Yes, I confess, I am toasted.  But if a 68 year old butter teeth Mack starts fucking with Dabo's recruiting, I will be most pleased.  Mack can't do much else, but he can recruit like  boss.

aggy 

1 hour ago, victory88 said:

with badass weather

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We should delete this thread. At this point, he's just another asshole going to tOSU that we can ignore unless he signs with Texas, which is probably not going to happen.

  • 3 months later...

Fuck this guy, and fuck anyone who thinks we're still getting him and fuck anyone who thinks we need him.  I hope this fucker is the next Tate Martell.  Instead of crapping on the team you initially committed to because, "a Texas team hasn’t been in the running for a national championship in a little while", how about you embrace the challenge of helping bring that team back to prominence instead of body surfing on the success of others.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/former-longhorns-commit-quinn-ewers-comments-of-players-leaving-texas/ar-AAKxvqU

3 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Fuck this guy, and fuck anyone who thinks we're still getting him and fuck anyone who thinks we need him.  I hope this fucker is the next Tate Martell.  Instead of crapping on the team you initially committed to because, "a Texas team hasn’t been in the running for a national championship in a little while", how about you embrace the challenge of helping bring that team back to prominence instead of body surfing on the success of others.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/former-longhorns-commit-quinn-ewers-comments-of-players-leaving-texas/ar-AAKxvqU

Ah, the classic TexAgs rant, repainted burnt orange.

5 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Fuck this guy, and fuck anyone who thinks we're still getting him and fuck anyone who thinks we need him

No fuck you, fucker fuck!

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ah, the classic TexAgs rant, repainted burnt orange.

Not really.  The reason he gave for leaving the state is complete bullshit.  Texas hadn't been in the running for a National Championship for a little while when he initially committed to Texas, so it apparently didn't bother him then.  I may be wrong, probably am, but it just appears to me that this kid doesn't really like competition.  He likes being at the top, but doesn't like having to fight or compete to get to the top.  I want guys on the team who have a bit more fire in their belly.  Texas will be fine without him.

24 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Fuck this guy, and fuck anyone who thinks we're still getting him and fuck anyone who thinks we need him.  I hope this fucker is the next Tate Martell.  Instead of crapping on the team you initially committed to because, "a Texas team hasn’t been in the running for a national championship in a little while", how about you embrace the challenge of helping bring that team back to prominence instead of body surfing on the success of others.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/former-longhorns-commit-quinn-ewers-comments-of-players-leaving-texas/ar-AAKxvqU

 

1 minute ago, 83Horn said:

Not really.  The reason he gave for leaving the state is complete bullshit.  Texas hadn't been in the running for a National Championship for a little while when he initially committed to Texas, so it apparently didn't bother him then.  I may be wrong, probably am, but it just appears to me that this kid doesn't really like competition.  He likes being at the top, but doesn't like having to fight or compete to get to the top.  I want guys on the team who have a bit more fire in their belly.  Texas will be fine without him.

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2 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Not really.  The reason he gave for leaving the state is complete bullshit.  Texas hadn't been in the running for a National Championship for a little while when he initially committed to Texas, so it apparently didn't bother him then.  I may be wrong, probably am, but it just appears to me that this kid doesn't really like competition.  He likes being at the top, but doesn't like having to fight or compete to get to the top.  I want guys on the team who have a bit more fire in their belly.  Texas will be fine without him.

Yeah. Good call. There won't be any competition in the Ohio State qb room.

30 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Fuck this guy, and fuck anyone who thinks we're still getting him and fuck anyone who thinks we need him.  I hope this fucker is the next Tate Martell.  Instead of crapping on the team you initially committed to because, "a Texas team hasn’t been in the running for a national championship in a little while", how about you embrace the challenge of helping bring that team back to prominence instead of body surfing on the success of others.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/former-longhorns-commit-quinn-ewers-comments-of-players-leaving-texas/ar-AAKxvqU

he is absolutely not Tate Martell, just to be clear.

32 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Fuck this guy, and fuck anyone who thinks we're still getting him and fuck anyone who thinks we need him.  I hope this fucker is the next Tate Martell.  Instead of crapping on the team you initially committed to because, "a Texas team hasn’t been in the running for a national championship in a little while", how about you embrace the challenge of helping bring that team back to prominence instead of body surfing on the success of others.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/former-longhorns-commit-quinn-ewers-comments-of-players-leaving-texas/ar-AAKxvqU

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Ewers isn't that good anyway. I have a buddy that knows one of the jock washers over there and they say Ewers is a real primadonna. He's just boosted by the rating services because he chose Texas first and now the services can't back away because they'll look stupid. He's fearful and maybe gay. He'll be poison in the locker room. He is a vineyard that will only produce undrinkable wine.

We're dodging a bullet here. I'd rather have a 2-star that really wants to be a Longhorn than some prissy, unmanly man.

2 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Yeah. Good call. There won't be any competition in the Ohio State qb room.

I'm not talking about the QB room; I'm talking about the team.  tOSU is pretty universally considered to be a lock for the B1G championship, and a CFP spot every year, while Texas is considered to be runner-up (at best) in the Big XII.  If Ewers is as good as everyone seems to think he is, he should be able to help get Texas over that hump to championship level, but instead of coming here and helping make that happen(as he originally committed to do), he decides to go where the championships are almost guaranteed.  That just seems a bit...weak to me.  Texas doesn't need him, and we'll be fine without him.

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

He's fearful and maybe gay.

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