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1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Him and bru?

Me and Ewe and a bitch Named Bru.

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    All these negs but no reply why Columbus sucks or how Southlake Morgan Wallen is way better according to everyone who does this for a living with a pulse.

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On 8/12/2021 at 10:12 AM, TonyTexas said:

This thread at least delivered Helobious’ claim of being an All State quarterback from the high school football hotbed that is the Lower Rio Grande Valley. He must have a statue right next to Koy Detmer. 

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I'm not hoping that I'll be referring to Ewers as Ryan Leaf II in a few years, but I won't be said if I'm doing that.

18 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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He’s actually the starting QB for Southwestern now. Or was last year anyway. I guess his slingshot throwing motion translates to D3 pretty well.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

 

 

 

I can't believe IT!!

 

 

16 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

 

Fake News

On 8/15/2021 at 12:30 PM, texifornia said:

 

 

at the very least you would think he would want another year separation between him and the other guys in the QB room, but guess not.

1 hour ago, NoName said:

at the very least you would think he would want another year separation between him and the other guys in the QB room, but guess not.

Why?  He has already been anointed the greatest QB evah.  I read it right here.  Surly has never been wrong about a recruit.  😁🤘

2 hours ago, tonedeaf said:

Why?  He has already been anointed the greatest QB evah.  I read it right here.  Surly has never been wrong about a recruit.  😁🤘

Just said he was the best HS QB I've seen in person and I've seen some great ones. But yes, it is hard to predict who will succeed and who will fail. Time will tell!

I honestly don't blame him for leaving. He has obviously proved everything he needed to in HS, as he was recruited by the top schools. And why stay around when he could suffer another catastrophic injury? Perhaps his family knows more about his condition than they are saying and want to make as much $$$ as they can. We shall see. 

On 8/17/2021 at 6:13 AM, NoName said:

at the very least you would think he would want another year separation between him and the other guys in the QB room, but guess not.


Why? 

He's going to leave OSU when he was planning to leave in the first place, after the 2024 season.

He'll redshirt this year and make a million dollars redshirting and fucking college girls (or whatever is his preference) rather than playing high school ball.

In 2022 he'll be a redshirt freshman and 2nd string behind a redshirt sophomore.

In 2023 he'll be a starting redshirt sophomore at OSU and likely will be above average, but not a Top 5 draft pick yet.

in 2024 he'll be a preseason Heisman candidate, a multi-millionaire, a preseason All-American and he'll look to rock his redshirt junior year.

In January of 2025, he'll declare for the NFL draft with a year of eligibility remaining.

WHY THE FUCK would he give a shit about an extra year of separation? 😂

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35 minutes ago, Napoleon said:


Why? 

He's going to leave OSU when he was planning to leave in the first place, after the 2024 season.

He'll redshirt this year and make a million dollars redshirting and fucking college girls (or whatever is his preference) rather than playing high school ball.

In 2022 he'll be a redshirt freshman and 2nd string behind a redshirt sophomore.

In 2023 he'll be a starting redshirt sophomore at OSU and likely will be above average, but not a Top 5 draft pick yet.

in 2024 he'll be a preseason Heisman candidate, a multi-millionaire, a preseason All-American and he'll look to rock his redshirt junior year.

In January of 2025, he'll declare for the NFL draft with a year of eligibility remaining.

WHY THE FUCK would he give a shit about an extra year of separation? 😂

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Well most of us get this, but not everyone does. Some need explained to them, but...

I'm not going to mention any names. No Names to Shame. Not necessary.

36 minutes ago, Napoleon said:


Well most of us get this, but not everyone does. Some need explained to them, but...

I'm not going to mention any names. No Names to Shame. Not necessary.

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He was always going to start. I'm interested in where McCord ends up because he's really damn good as well. Ewers, McCord, and Drake Maye have the best arms of any of the '21 QBs, but Dart and Ty Thompson among others are really damn good as well. That class is going to be incredible, that's for sure.

22 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Fuck this thread.

this thread isn’t dying anytime soon and Ewers will be a 1,1 drafted out of the University of Texas. 

23 hours ago, George Clooney said:

He was always going to start. I'm interested in where McCord ends up because he's really damn good as well. Ewers, McCord, and Drake Maye have the best arms of any of the '21 QBs, but Dart and Ty Thompson among others are really damn good as well. That class is going to be incredible, that's for sure.

Portal will grab 1 maybe 2 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

this thread isn’t dying anytime soon and Ewers will be a 1,1 drafted out of the University of Texas. 


He's going to have to beat out Arch Manning and Charles Wright.

On 8/21/2021 at 5:51 PM, George Clooney said:

He was always going to start. I'm interested in where McCord ends up because he's really damn good as well. Ewers, McCord, and Drake Maye have the best arms of any of the '21 QBs, but Dart and Ty Thompson among others are really damn good as well. That class is going to be incredible, that's for sure.

I will accept either 1 here 


He's going to have to beat out Arch Manning and Charles Wright.

One would be an easy task, the other, I can see why he’d stay away.

Zero chance he’d start over Charles Wright.
25 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:


That is an ugly ass paint job.

Goes well with his John Daly haircut.

Ohio State players getting new vehicles. Meanwhile, UT players are relying on Surly for some cash. 

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Ohio State players getting new vehicles. Meanwhile, UT players are relying on Surly for some cash. 

 

I've heard it's a rental. Don't know if it's true.  But it'll look great when he pulls an Eric Dickerson and drives it to Austin.

 

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Can we get Rocko back in the fold to donate a used late 90's Corvette? He probably only has four more years of payments.

*puts on boring old person hat* 

Hopefully these kids have a plan on how to pay the income tax hit on those things.

2 minutes ago, Keef said:

*puts on boring old person hat* 

Hopefully these kids have a plan on how to pay the income tax hit on those things.

They’re 1 year leases that are renewed if they’re still on the team

7 hours ago, kwood4408 said:


That is an ugly ass paint job.

An Austin 2 but a Columbus 10.

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I thought that dude had a red shirt kindergarten year? Isn’t he already 19

 

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He turns 19 in March so yea he did take a redshirt year somewhere along the way.  

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