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The jokes have gotten kind of dark.  Too bad because they were a gas at first.

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11 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Your great grandfather was a Nazi?

It's a family guy joke I decided to shamelessly rip off. 

I don't have any Nazis in the family. We were all across the pond by then. 

Your great grandfather was a Nazi?

He was Argentinian. Ztejas’ real name is Adolf Von Garcia.
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Also, I had family members die in the 1565 Siege of Malta, so I would appreciate everyone pulling down any posts that directly or indirectly reference Suleiman the Magnificent, siege warfare, drawbridges or cannonballs.  

5 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Also, I had family members die in the 1565 Siege of Malta, so I would appreciate everyone pulling down any posts that directly or indirectly reference Suleiman the Magnificent, siege warfare, drawbridges or cannonballs.  

Hoisted on his own petard, if you will?

57 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Also, I had family members die in the 1565 Siege of Malta, so I would appreciate everyone pulling down any posts that directly or indirectly reference Suleiman the Magnificent, siege warfare, drawbridges or cannonballs.  

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I saw a guy get the shit beat out of him while refing an intramural basketball game at the real gregory gym. Out of respect for his caved in face, I'd like to request that RealGregGym change his handle, or preferably, stop posting here. Forever. 

2 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Hoisted on his own petard, if you will?

Who are you calling a Petard? 

4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Who are you calling a Petard? 

The correct nomenclature is Pegard.  

Can we bring Quinn Ewers to the Chabad House on his next on campus visit? 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I saw a guy get the shit beat out of him while refing an intramural basketball game at the real gregory gym. Out of respect for his caved in face, I'd like to request that RealGregGym change his handle, or preferably, stop posting here. Forever. 

I still contend that his eyesight was irrevocably damaged before I started hitting him.

6 hours ago, stork642 said:

All I know is if we can get Ewers I know I will breath easier.  This is a thread about Ewers right?

Unless I’m reading things wrong this is the Sims vs applewhite thread.  And I still contend that Sims was awaayyy better game 

48 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Unless I’m reading things wrong this is the Sims vs applewhite thread.  And I still contend that Sims was awaayyy better game 

So good you can’t even spell his name correctly.  Interesting.

21 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Unless I’m reading things wrong this is the Sims vs applewhite thread.  And I still contend that Sims was awaayyy better game 

not that it matters but yes Kenneth was a way better football player than the Major.

On 11/2/2021 at 11:52 AM, Hefeweizen said:

The jokes have gotten kind of dark.  Too bad because they were a gas at first.

Maybe we all just misunderstood what kinda gas Sark was talking about 

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Guys y’all seriously need to cut this shit out. That’s my final solution 

On 11/2/2021 at 4:17 PM, dingleberryswitzer said:

Unless I’m reading things wrong this is the Sims vs applewhite thread.  And I still contend that Sims was awaayyy better game 

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Stat wise they were very similar.

11 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

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Stat wise they were very similar.

Yea but which one, in your opinion was more likely to be a Nazi?

2 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Yea but which one, in your opinion was more likely to be a Nazi?

Could a Ginger be a Nazi if he allowed a Mexican trainer to suck him off while his wife was at home pregnant with his child? 

31 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Could a Ginger be a Nazi if he allowed a Mexican trainer to suck him off while his wife was at home pregnant with his child? 

Is the wife at home Arian? Because if yes than it would basically be exactly like how Nazi Germany actually was

37 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Is the wife at home Arian? Because if yes than it would basically be exactly like how Nazi Germany actually was

This is the wife at home?

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26 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

This is the wife at home?

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He cooks too? 

11 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

This forum is about to get a 4 cent price increase. From $9.95 to Nein Neinty Nein

 

first gas prices.. now this?! I'm barely able to pay for my tree fiddy and burnt ends contributions :( 

33 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

first gas prices.. now this?! I'm barely able to pay for my tree fiddy and burnt ends contributions :( 

dang, we mining Surlycoins? How do we make back our tree fiddy by mining?

someone on the other thread mentioned that someone on the 247  heard Mike Farrell saying Texas leads for Arch, and that he's hearing that Ewers could be coming back home or something like that from Full Ride on siriusXM.

I went to the website but today's show still hasn't been uploaded for me to check out the interview

 

**It just got loaded, will check it out

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Rick Nueheisel said he's hearing from friends in Texas that there is a push for Quinn to go to Austin. Mike confirms that and he says Quinn is homesick. But he thought he would have already hit the portal already because he was hearing about this 2 weeks ago.

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3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Because the world needs to know what it would have been like if Ryan Leaf and Peyton Manning were teammates.

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2 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Mike confirms that and he says Quinn is homesick

17 year old that moves across the country to Ohio to have football dominate his life even more is homesick? 

Makes you wonder if tOSU would have been better off enrolling him in the Spring. Summer and fall of my senior year in HS were some of the best times of my life. Going to college a full year early would have definitely been weird. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

17 year old that moves across the country to Ohio to have football dominate his life even more is homesick? 

Makes you wonder if tOSU would have been better off enrolling him in the Spring. Summer and fall of my senior year in HS were some of the best times of my life. Going to college a full year early would have definitely been weird. 

He was a year older than everyone else in his grade, so technically he was the same "age" as the rest of the incoming freshman class. But yeah, he did skip out on his senior year and went to college after only three years of high school. Guess when someone offers you a cool million to "sign autographs" that makes the decision pretty easy.

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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

17 year old that moves across the country to Ohio to have football dominate his life even more is homesick? 

Makes you wonder if tOSU would have been better off enrolling him in the Spring. Summer and fall of my senior year in HS were some of the best times of my life. Going to college a full year early would have definitely been weird. 

1.4 million dollars

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

1.4 million dollars

Would have been waiting for him either way though, right?

4 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

He was a year older than everyone else in his grade

Ah okay. I was wondering as much honestly.

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Just now, ztejas said:

Would have been waiting for him either way though, right?

Ah okay. I was wondering as much honestly.

Maybe maybe not. He had the injury his senior year, he tears a labrum, some of the shine on him fades and who knows. Someone offers you 1.4 million to do nothing except miss your prom, you take it

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Maybe maybe not. He had the injury his senior year, he tears a labrum, some of the shine on him fades and who knows. Someone offers you 1.4 million to do nothing except miss your prom, you take it

Also his 3 year clock before draft eligibility starts this year instead of next year. That’s potentially a few million $ there

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Maybe maybe not. He had the injury his senior year, he tears a labrum, some of the shine on him fades and who knows. Someone offers you 1.4 million to do nothing except miss your prom, you take it

I'm not faulting his decision making at all. Especially since he can bail whenever he wants. Just wondering if tOSU rushed him in a bit prematurely. 

 

On 11/2/2021 at 2:54 PM, TreatyOak said:

Who are you calling a Petard? 

 

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Well he could start next year pretty easily, I’m sure he notices that. Stroud has been top 5 ranked qb this year.

Ewers is a 2021 guy and Manning is a 2023 guy. If we get Ewers and Brown, I could see us letting Murphy go to UCLA or Rutgers

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37 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Just wondering if tOSU rushed him in a bit prematurely. 

Ohio State did not want him to do this at all. They wanted him to stay in high school and play this year. They already had a 5 star QB in the 2021 class and Ewers enrolled too late to actually practice with the team, learn the playbook, or make any sort of contribution. It actually kinda fucked up their QB room. Which is good because fuck tOSU

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Age has nothing to do with maturity, his entire life hes been told how special he is and treated differently. His real fuck up was leaving and enrolling after Spring practice joining right before the school year started of course he's feels like the odd man out. I get that its alot of money, but he had a virtually guaranteed path to 100's of millions if he had just been patient and stayed on the normal path that was expected of him. He put that payday in jeopardy by taking the easy cash early.

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7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Age has nothing to do with maturity, his entire life hes been told how special he is and treated differently. His real fuck up was leaving and enrolling after Spring practice joining right before the school year started of course he's feels like the odd man out. I get that its alot of money, but he had a virtually guaranteed path to 100's of millions if he had just been patient and stayed on the normal path that was expected of him. He put that payday in jeopardy by taking the easy cash early.

If he had come to Texas he would be starting already. Casey Thompson and Hudson Card have pretty damn good NIL deals and they are major JAGs, not 1.4 million but Ewers could absolutely get to that level as the starting QB here especially if he performed as advertised, come on home Quinn

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